#1
so do you guys keep facebook open when you watch porn?
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#2
I watch porn on incognito
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#3
no, but I also don't have facebook open any other time so yeah
It's over simplified, So what!

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#4
I used to post youtube videos of naked people on FB. The good ole days.
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#5
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no, but I also don't have facebook open any other time so yeah



*edit, wait. Was that a no or yeah lol
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#6
You shouldn't be logged in when you watch porn. What if you accidentally click that facebook thingie at the bottom of videos? Everyone will know what you were doing.
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#7
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*edit, wait. Was that a no or yeah lol


It was a no I don't

I just didn't have any way to end the sentence so I just did the typical 'so yeah' accompanied by a nod

In hindsight I could have just left it out completely but that's no fun
It's over simplified, So what!

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#10
i only have facebook open when im using it. Which is like 5 min a day to check notifcations and stuff.

facebook is lame af these days. I only interact with social groups like Tool group, DM group, deftones familia, etc.

My 200 + real friends are boring, tasteless, mother fukers.
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#11
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I dont watch porn but I do and this is exactly how I do it


It's over simplified, So what!

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I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
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Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
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I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#12
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i only have facebook open when im using it. Which is like 5 min a day to check notifcations and stuff.

facebook is lame af these days. I only interact with social groups like Tool group, DM group, deftones familia, etc.

My 200 + real friends are boring, tasteless, mother fukers.

This post is full of iron.
#13
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This post is full of iron.




tool is love, tool is life
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There shall be a stop to this madness. The battle is not over. My tasty licks aren't going anywhere.

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^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

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Hello.
I'm looking for professional bongo-ists and triangle-ists to make a Progressive Technical Brutal Death Metal band
(will be called AxOxJxLxAxIxVxXxUxWxZxQxUxRxWxGxJxSxAxLxKxMxNxHxUxGxAxAxWxVxCxBxZxVx)
(Don't even ask what it means)


https://soundcloud.com/95dank



#16
I just jerk off to peoples' facebook pics. It saves a lot of time and a lot of these odd existential questions.
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#17
I use a different browser entirely for porn. Don't want to cross contaminate

And I'm sure to not be logged in on Facebook/any other social media while I'm doing it. Cuz I'm paranoid
#20
I don't even have fb, never have. I have twitter, instagram, snapchat, vine, kik etc but I absolutely hate fb.


Also who watches porn these days? certainly not myself, I would never indulge in such a vile medium of sexual exploitation. Honestly
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#22
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no, unless im jerking it to pics on facebook, which is not my style because im not 14
Well, you can get 14 year old friends even if you're not 14 anymore.
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#23
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dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#24
I click the Like button on all the porn I like so FB knows I like that.
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