#2
brb

getting robbed

don't report me
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#3
No, but my mom was in a parking lot and a guy came up to her with a gun and he told her to get out of the car and she literally said "Oh hell no." and nope-d out of there into the grocery store and told the people inside.

She forgot to lock the car, but it was ok because he ended up not taking it or anything inside.
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#5
No I'll tell you the worst robbery in history!
I remember it like it was yesterday...
I walked into subway on my way to my appointment.
All i wanted was a bite to eat...
But then i saw it.
I had looked into the eyes of a WARPIG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I could feel my self starving to death... withering away to nothing...
When i awoke...
I had realized that i was the puke of subway!
I gave the occiffer my information.
And I ran back inside and paid at least double the value for this disgusting bag of false potatoes...
I hurried off to my appointment in my GRAND AMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
I told the doctors that i had committed suicide.
I had realized that they were onto me so i hurried back home buying the sub I had promised to the one I lOve.
But it was too late....
They were already there.
RIP John Lennon!
The first Daytripper!
#6
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No I'll tell you the worst robbery in history!
I remember it like it was yesterday...
I walked into subway on my way to my appointment.
All i wanted was a bite to eat...
But then i saw it.
I had looked into the eyes of a WARPIG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I could feel my self starving to death... withering away to nothing...
When i awoke...
I had realized that i was the puke of subway!
I gave the occiffer my information.
And I ran back inside and paid at least double the value for this disgusting bag of false potatoes...
I hurried off to my appointment in my GRAND AMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
I told the doctors that i had committed suicide.
I had realized that they were onto me so i hurried back home buying the sub I had promised to the one I lOve.
But it was too late....
They were already there.
RIP John Lennon!
The first Daytripper!


#7
Wasn't worst robbery ever, they managed to get a few rifles before one of them got caught a few hours later. Dunno if they were both caught.
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#8
I got cornered by a gang, and there must have been at least 15-20 of them outside a friend's party in Rexdale (not so nice area of Toronto) about 10 years ago. One had a piece and at least a few had knives. They came up so quick I didn't have time to leave. All I remember doing is laughing lightheartedly at whatever it was they were saying, not freaking out, and even though they originally said they were going to take my car I managed to get out of there with my car and no damage to myself.
I had walked outside because the gang busted up the party saying some of my buddy's roommates were dealing drugs in their neighborhood. My friend and two roommates barricaded themselves in a room and the house was essentially destroyed.