#2
it is a throw in

good throw in :')

did you see that throw in just then

that is the type of throw in that i like to see :')

he knows how to handle a ball with his hands that is for sure :')




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#6
The thing about Arsenal is they always try to walk it in- oh wait....
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#7
whoa did you see that goal kick he kicked it past the center circle he sure can kick it far
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i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

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#9
Quote by captainsnazz
does it say "soccer" on their shirts

no

This is one of those times were i wished i had payed attention in Computer Applications when we went over photoshop.
Sail upon the open skies
#10
Quote by captainsnazz
yes i definitely have not seen many people kick a ball that far while maintaining such a high level of accuracy

definitely it was a high kick too very high in the air not the highest i have ever seen but still very high &far very good goal kick
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Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#11
looking forward to this world series

Just hope the umpires dont ruin the plays in the neutral or end zones.

As long as the world series top punters can get the power shoots on frame it should make for some good plays


#12
Quote by sam b
looking forward to this world series

Just hope the umpires dont ruin the plays in the neutral or end zones.

As long as the world series top punters can get the power shoots on frame it should make for some good plays



this has the cadence of a joke so i am laughing
#13
"When a goal is scored [...] scream any and all of these things".

"Slam dunk"

#14
it was a neat finish from the belarusian but where on earth was the man between the sticks
#15
yeah, i seen some guys with flags on the cars of countrys or something
#16
i am hoping for some sweet goalshots in the upper 90 from apex restarts
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#17
goal!

oh i thought that was a goal but it went on the outside of the net
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Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#19
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apex restarts

Damn, that's it! I was trying for ages to remember what ridiculous term it was
#22
Quote by captainsnazz
does it say "soccer" on their shirts

no



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This is one of those times were i wished i had payed attention in Computer Applications when we went over photoshop.


Here, I made one on your behalf:



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mmmmmmhmmm

That's exactly what I've been trying to say.

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#26
I automatically read the 'come on football' in Skwisgaar's voice

Football is dildos
#27
Quote by sam b
looking forward to this world series

Just hope the umpires dont ruin the plays in the neutral or end zones.

As long as the world series top punters can get the power shoots on frame it should make for some good plays


I just hope the umpires don't try to make it about them! The Fifa Power Soccer World Series In Association With McDonald's is a spectacle that happens every four years.

It'd be a real shame for it to be ruined by the wrongful sending off of a goaltender who made a fair challenge in the danger box. Or a expulsion card for a soccer player whose cleats were nowhere near the opposition.
#28
Just a friendly reminder to the americans in this thread:

LOOK!

At the post above this signature


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Lol. If insomniac's were called something less cool like "cock lords" or something I bet there would be significantly less people claiming to be it.
#29
Quote by SMH07
It'd be a real shame for it to be ruined by the wrongful sending off of a goaltender who made a fair challenge in the danger box.

Everyone loves a danger box power spot shoot though. It's unfair that a team should get a power spot shoot and be on powerplay for the rest of the game though.

The excluded goaltender shouldnt be allowed to the locker room, he should be made to sit on edge of the field and see the shit he put his team in. Maybe the sub goaltender could get a shutout and his team might win 0-0
#30
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Just a friendly reminder to the americans in this thread:


this is a funny image two countries call the same sport a different name ha ha ha thats so crazy lol
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Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#31
the key thing the brazil squad should watch out for are the depossession slides on the field.
#32
the only question is just how many offensive goalshots jozy altidore will strikefire into the opposition goalnet before the USMNT suffer elimination-knockout
#33
Quote by willT08
the only question is just how many offensive goalshots jozy altidore will strikefire into the opposition goalnet before the USMNT suffer elimination-knockout


Mans gonna put you back in pen if you start laying into Dozy again.