#1
What should I do for him/ get him/ anything?

We've been bros for 14+ years, any ideas? I thought about recording a happy birthday themed shred for him but that seems kinda pretentious.

HELP
Plays:
Schecter Hellraiser Solo-6 FR Limited
Parker Mojo Fly
Ibanez SZR 720
Tanglewood Evolution
LaPatrie Etude DEMO
'66 Hagstrom Viking I (customized)
SGR C-7 (defretted)
Agile Intrepid 828

Amp, Pedals:
Laney LV300
BOSS RC-20XL
#2
Quote by Fryer Mike
What should I do for him/ get him/ anything?

We've been bros for 14+ years, any ideas? I thought about recording a happy birthday themed shred for him but that seems kinda pretentious.

HELP

literally anything except for this would be good




#4
He likes electronic music and video games and smoking dope.
Plays:
Schecter Hellraiser Solo-6 FR Limited
Parker Mojo Fly
Ibanez SZR 720
Tanglewood Evolution
LaPatrie Etude DEMO
'66 Hagstrom Viking I (customized)
SGR C-7 (defretted)
Agile Intrepid 828

Amp, Pedals:
Laney LV300
BOSS RC-20XL
#5
get him Drug Smoking Simulator 2014
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#7
If a guy gets another guy a b-day present other than drugs or alcohol it's wierd.
#9
I would but I'm completely broke.
Plays:
Schecter Hellraiser Solo-6 FR Limited
Parker Mojo Fly
Ibanez SZR 720
Tanglewood Evolution
LaPatrie Etude DEMO
'66 Hagstrom Viking I (customized)
SGR C-7 (defretted)
Agile Intrepid 828

Amp, Pedals:
Laney LV300
BOSS RC-20XL
#10
Go hang out somewhere pretty and do some acid.
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#11
Quote by Fryer Mike
He likes electronic music and video games and smoking dope.

sounds like a cool guy
#12
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Go hang out somewhere pretty and do some acid.

Dont encourage that!
You hit 'em and they get back up
I hit 'em and they stay down
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#14
you're best mates, so obviously it's your job to give him something he'll absolutely hate
You who build these altars now

To sacrifice these children
You must not do it anymore
#15
Quote by cha33 armstrong
Dont encourage that!

Okay...


Don't go somewhere pretty and do some acid. It won't only cost you guys $20 combined absolute max, and it won't be especially fun since you have known each other for such a long time. I don't have any birthday acid experiences I've thoroughly enjoyed.
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it's official, vintage x metal is the saving grace of this board and/or the antichrist




e-married to
theguitarist
minterman22
tateandlyle
& alaskan_ninja

#16
One of my friends of about 14 years had a birthday a week or two ago. I got him a sequin covered keyboard
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#19
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you're best mates, so obviously it's your job to give him something he'll absolutely hate

+1

Getting him something he might actually like would be pretty lame
___

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she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
#20
Get a ghetto blaster, a strobe light, and a fog machine. Start mini raves at bus stops and in stores.
#21
Buy him a case of beer or something and quit thinking so hard.

I'm only 20 but I've never bought a "gift" for my best friend over the years. We go out and celebrate, I'll buy him some drinks and we have a good time.
#22
I wouldn't worry about it too much. I usually just go ahead and hang out with friends on their birthdays. It's kind of pointless to have to buy gifts for him and then have him buy a gift for you on your birthday. It always feels like an endless and pointless cycle. Luckily my friends feel the same way, so we never do gifts. Haha
#23
give him a card that says "you're not 21 anymore. Put down the beer and get a job"

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#26
Give him an Intervention. Weed lasts a day, a clean mind lasts a lifetime.
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#28
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lol gay

Gonna give you an anal intervention if you keep this up.
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