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#1
if you could marry one person from the pit, who would it be?

i would marry minterman22.
my best man would be hydra50
willt08 would provide music for the reception
guitarxo would greet people and compliment them
egraham and dimarzio45 would keep the grass nice
guitargod_92 will be the flower girl
rossenrot will quip from outside but break it down at the reception
snipelfritz would pregame only to see that there's no alcohol at the wedding
lolmnt will show up in cargo shorts
dreadnought will tell me how great it is to be married
deadsmileyface will intercept the bouquet
stewieswan would play traditional wedding music on space instruments or something
vintage x metal will successfully pretend to be minterman22's racially ambiguous mother
vintage x metal will also guest cater.
blake1221 will be too overwhelmed by maryland nostalgia to make it
xiaoxi will be too overwhelmed by maryland hate to make it
thrill-house will be lowered in by helicopter so we don't hurt his back
disarmgoliath will edit my wedding vows
saint78 will be too cool to show
bob_sacamano will say something embarrassing but we'll love him anyway
everypony will be seated in the stables outside
tuner addict will stand in for me if necessary
my girlfriend will be crying across the street
i don't know why i feel so dry
#3
Who's gonna be the ordained minister?????
bawitaba a bang a bang diggy diggy diggy sed the boogie sed up jump the boogie
#4
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Who's gonna be the ordained minister?????

ooooh nice catch easty ur slippin my man

i forgive you since its 3 in the morning
banned
#5
I thought we had something special you *****
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#7
Quote by RylanThePotato
Who's gonna be the ordained minister?????


an actual ordained minister. i know a guy. he works at a church.

necrosis: i ain't paying for your flight back from the moon.
i don't know why i feel so dry
#8
Quote by Eastwinn

bob_sacamano will say something embarrassing but we'll love him anyway

you know me so well buddy i hope your wedding is a hoot!

edit! oh i would marry deadface!
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But as a bigoted lemming, you have so cry an Alinslyite slur revealing you lack of reason and sense.


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BOB 1. ur 20 and two u like evil things and idk if u worship the devil
Last edited by Bob_Sacamano at Jun 13, 2014,
#9
I think I would marry AxelFox myself
bawitaba a bang a bang diggy diggy diggy sed the boogie sed up jump the boogie
#10
Quote by Bob_Sacamano
you know me so well buddy i hope your wedding is a hoot!

edit! oh i would marry deadface!

banned
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#13
I don't think I hate anyone here enough to do something that horrible to them.
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#14
~should we get married or just go on killing each other?
~i dont think i hate you enough to commit you to me




#15
You were working as a waitress in a cocktail bar, when I met you...
BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
#16
Quote by snipelfritz
You were working as a waitress in a cocktail bar, when I met you...

i really hate that song
banned
#17
Quote by Eastwinn

dreadnought will tell me how great it is to be married


You bet I would.
My God, it's full of stars!
#19
Quote by deadsmileyface
i really hate that song


that's bcos ur a fgt
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#20
Quote by Eastwinn
my girlfriend will be crying across the street
Then she can hook me up wit dem digits then I'll marry her.
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Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


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Another year lost to the blue line
#21
Fuck Maryland.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#24
you guys would cook too i hope i can't be tastin the heat
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But as a bigoted lemming, you have so cry an Alinslyite slur revealing you lack of reason and sense.


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BOB 1. ur 20 and two u like evil things and idk if u worship the devil
#25
Quote by Eastwinn

guitarxo would greet people and compliment them


Thank you for believing I would do this but I'm in an extremely bad mood atm so if you were to have your wedding right now I would probably greet everyone & compliment them, but I'd step on everyone's feet on purpose while doing so and I'd be wearing stilettos

I would even step on my future husband's feet so he'd have little holes in them and then I could put a string through his feet and tie them together so he has to hop around everywhere and he would either fall on his face and be unable to get up, or get shin splints
cat
#26
I represent the church of science and would be willing to preform an atheist ceremony.
“The good thing about science is that it's true whether or not you believe in it.” ― Neil deGrasse Tyson

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#29
I ain't saying I'm a gold digger but Xiaoxi's got that fancy car.
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ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
#30
Quote by guitarxo
Thank you for believing I would do this but I'm in an extremely bad mood atm so if you were to have your wedding right now I would probably greet everyone & compliment them, but I'd step on everyone's feet on purpose while doing so and I'd be wearing stilettos

I would even step on my future husband's feet so he'd have little holes in them and then I could put a string through his feet and tie them together so he has to hop around everywhere and he would either fall on his face and be unable to get up, or get shin splints

Quote by Sliide90027
But as a bigoted lemming, you have so cry an Alinslyite slur revealing you lack of reason and sense.


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BOB 1. ur 20 and two u like evil things and idk if u worship the devil
#31
This thread is dumb and I'm not just saying that because I wasn't invited to the wedding
#32
Quote by DamienEx1021
I represent the church of science and would be willing to preform an atheist ceremony.

no redditors are allowed at my wedding




#33
Quote by Eastwinn
guitargod_92 will be the flower girl

omg yes :3


and idk who I'd marry, none of you are marriage material, step up your game
#34
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and idk who I'd marry, none of you are marriage material, step up your game

Please. I am 90% marriage material and 10% polyester hecho en Mexico.
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#35
Quote by GuitarGod_92
omg yes :3


and idk who I'd marry, none of you are marriage material, step up your game

Excuse me I would be an amazing wife
cat
#36
Quote by eGraham
Please. I am 90% marriage material and 10% polyester hecho en Mexico.

The fact that you didn't use 40% as a statistic tells me you aren't worth marrying.

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Excuse me I would be an amazing wife

I don't want holes stabbed in my feet >__>
#37
But, but I'm made by over worked and under paid laborers
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I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#39
Quote by ErikLensherr
I ain't saying I'm a gold digger but Xiaoxi's got that fancy car.

TS is not allowed.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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Hey guys could you spare a minute to Vote for my band. Go to the site Search our band Listana with CTRL+F for quick and vote Thank you .
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Voted for Patron Çıldırdı.

Thanks
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#40
Well, I'm a guy so my interest would be to e-marry a lady.

But I made a thread that apparently was sexist so my chances are pretty slim now
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