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#1
So we europeans used to have all these cool empires, but they have all disolved. What happened?

Italians used to be greatly organized and good fighters, conquered most of europe, part of africa, parts of asia, and look at them now: just thin metrosexual men, riding on scooters saying ciao. Those will not win wars, how were they ever able to conquer the world with that kind of people?

Look at the Germans, brought most of the countries down to their knees thrice. Now look at them, do you really see them being capable of even dominating poland? No, they are all pussies now.

Greeks, went from trojan wars to not even being able to pay off their ****ing debts

Britain, conquered half the world, can't even win a football match now.

WHERE DID ALL THE REAL MEN GO?

Discuss.
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#3
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Well shit, time to play civ 5

it's so unrealistic.
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#4
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it's so unrealistic.


My brother complained about the placement of my chinese cities yesterday because they weren't geographically accurate.
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#7
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Fascism happened.

Fascism fosters real men. This pussy democracy, women rights etc. ****ed up the men.
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#8
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My brother complained about the placement of my chinese cities yesterday because they weren't geographically accurate.


There was a mod for Civ 3 or 4 that would name your cities for you depending on where they were settled on the world map. It was really cool. Unfortunately, it also came with a bunch of realistic features that made the game ****ing hard to play.
#9
might have to get Rome Total War again empire is really cool but not in real life yeah
#10
Think most people got a bit sick of the whole 'rape and pillage' thing after WW2.
#11
weed&bitches happened :coo:l




#12
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Fascism fosters real men. This pussy democracy, women rights etc. ****ed up the men.

You can blame the Greeks for that democracy.
#13
Fascism happened, got beaten into the ground by freedumz & democrazy, along with its propagandic symbolism of the mighty man.

Back in the 20s for example, driving a car required such dedication that it took a real 'man' to do it. How do I know ? It's splattered all over the manuals, advertisements, etc. Even if driving a car back then was as easy as taking a dump, the culture was still very man-oriented.
In a documentary about Jackie Stewart, they mentioned how counter-culture he was by advocating safety in F1 racing. At the time, death was an accepted risk of the sport, and Jackie was considered to be a bit of a pussy when in hindsight, he was just being sensible.

We all know what it's like today ofc. It propably has something to do with socialism giving people much more of a sense of security and people naively trusting the gouvernment. Last time I saw people demonstrating in Amsterdam, it involved a tradition where the supposedly-racist character in the story was a hero. The reason he's supposedly-racist, is that he's black and wears 16th-century fashion. It was also a very small demonstration by a relatively tiny amount of people leading to alot of uproar nation-wide.

Nothing's going to change, ofc. Sooner or later, the manly-man will become the center of culture again. Just look at all those metrosexuals getting beard transplants, and increased jealousy of the gym-rat. All it takes then, is a different mindset.
#14
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Fascism happened.

Communism happened.

When Russia said "let's have everyone equal" the Americans went all "Russia's not cool, empires and communism aren't cool," and everyone else in Europe went, "America helped us with our problems, let's side with them and bully Russia." And so Russia became the Nerdy kid that nobody liked.
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#16
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.Nothing's going to change, ofc. Sooner or later, the manly-man will become the center of culture again. Just look at all those metrosexuals getting beard transplants, and increased jealousy of the gym-rat. All it takes then, is a different mindset.

Yeah how about no lol

Also, bulking up in the gym with your bum chums is pretty gay tbh
#17
We need to solve this now. Give me ideas on how to solve this so that I can send it to our Prime Ministers and the EU.

Maybe the EU is problem, bloody communists. either way make sure the EU invades all countries, or dismand the EU and start fighting amongst ourselves again.

I'm gonna invade Belgium right now.
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#18
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I'm gonna invade Belgium right now.

Belgium are still recovering from WW1. Give it a few more decades.
#19
World War 2 happened. It was Europe's last stand to show the world that things could be handled without event. Apparently they were mistaken. So shit hit the fan, Poland fell, France surrendered, Italy was invaded by US, Britain held their ground as usual, and Germany was crippling the East.

Japan was into their own Agenda while pushing for purity.

World War 2 set the stage for who will be top dog and who will follow orders in today's society.
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#20
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Belgium are still recovering from WW1. Give it a few more decades.

No, this is the perfect time to invade them. I will add Belgium and Denmark to the Netherlands and then finally we will have enough size to have something to say in this world. ;_;
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#21
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Yeah how about no lol

Also, bulking up in the gym with your bum chums is pretty gay tbh

Then who's going to spot me?
#22
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No, this is the perfect time to invade them. I will add Belgium and Denmark to the Netherlands and then finally we will have enough size to have something to say in this world. ;_;


Your avatar is perfect for this post.
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#23
It was the ****in immigrants m8 if we send them all home we'll be gr8 again you just watch
#24
they grew up
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#30
Isn't like, the European Union, like the empire you are talking about? The European Empire?
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#31
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Isn't like, the European Union, like the empire you are talking about? The European Empire?

No.
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#34
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WHERE DID ALL THE REAL MEN GO?



To America
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#36
American nerds behind xomputers saying all real men live in AMERICA. Fantastic whahahahahaga.
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#37
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American nerds behind xomputers saying all real men live in AMERICA. Fantastic whahahahahaga.

DONT TREAD ON ME YOU PINKO SHIT

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#38
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DONT TREAD ON ME YOU PINKO SHIT

If you have to tell people not to tread on you, that just means you're afraid they will.
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#39
Neo, remember in that thread we had last month when you tried to tell me you weren't one of the worst threadstarters on UG right now? Yeah.
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#40
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If you have to tell people not to tread on you, that just means you're afraid they will.


Or you're already being trod on.
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