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what sick things i saw. makeout session, bicycle messengers, punks, and art school drop outs. i ran into this guy i knew i hadn't seen in years. we went into the neon kitchen and stole a couple beers. he said his girl had dumped him but was there with another guy. he said he still liked her. all i could say was "why is it always like this? either you're too mean or you're too nice." he said "i even cooked her breakfast."

so we went into the living room. someone was blasting zeppelin. it sounded good, i felt ashamed. i knew every drum fill. anyway, there she sat totally kissing this guy. they looked good, i mean like in love. then i remembered my friend. he said "how could you do this? you said you needed your space. he's wearing the shirt that i gave you." then she said "why are you always like this? if i'm having fun then it's breaking your heart. besides you said i could have it."

then the cops showed up
i don't know why i feel so dry
#3
that's funny because my friends picked me up in their truck at 11:30 this thing was at a frat house but the people were cool there. reluctant I followed but I never dreamed there would be someone there who would catch my attention. I wasn't out searching for love or affection so I paid my 3 and the girls got in free shine the beer for tequila and we headed into the party.

And then in the backyard was some terrible ska band, someone in the background was doing a keg stand. this place was so lame all these girls looked the same, all these guys had no game. I wish I would have stayed in my bed back at home watching TV alone where I'd put on some porn or have sex on the phone, far from people I hate down from anywhere state trying to intoxicate girls to give them head after the party
#4
I have no idea what went on in that party.
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I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

ಠ_ಠ
#5
sometimes when im driving on the road at night i see two headlights coming towards me fast, i have the sudden impulse to turn the wheel quickly head on into the oncoming car

i can anticipate the explosion. the sound of shattering glass the flames rising out of the flowing gasoline
#6
Quote by Neo Evil11
I have no idea what went on in that party.


same

wtf is a bicycle messenger? someone who delivers messages on their bike?
Eat your pheasant
Drink your wine
Your days are numbered, bourgeois swine!
#8
What was the kissing like? I mean I know for sure what it's like, I just want you to tell me what you thought it was like so I could make sure that we both know about kissing and what it's like.
#9
I went to a party and I brought apples...
BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
#10
this is a good thread
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But as a bigoted lemming, you have so cry an Alinslyite slur revealing you lack of reason and sense.


Quote by MusicLord16
BOB 1. ur 20 and two u like evil things and idk if u worship the devil
#11
i went to a party last night got in a fight broke some jaws blood on the floors
#13
Quote by So-Cal
i went to a party last night got in a fight broke some jaws blood on the floors

cheeky
#15
while waiting in line at a recent music festival, i overheard two guys discussing the proper pronunciation of "simulacrum". i never felt more disgusted in my life.
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#16
so whats the point of this thread?????
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^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

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#17
I went to a party and I brought apples and bob sacamano.
BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
#20
It's not a party if you remember it the next day
You who build these altars now

To sacrifice these children
You must not do it anymore
#21
Quote by Eastwinn
what sick things i saw. makeout session, bicycle messengers, punks, and art school drop outs. i ran into this guy i knew i hadn't seen in years. we went into the neon kitchen and stole a couple beers. he said his girl had dumped him but was there with another guy. he said he still liked her. all i could say was "why is it always like this? either you're too mean or you're too nice." he said "i even cooked her breakfast."

so we went into the living room. someone was blasting zeppelin. it sounded good, i felt ashamed. i knew every drum fill. anyway, there she sat totally kissing this guy. they looked good, i mean like in love. then i remembered my friend. he said "how could you do this? you said you needed your space. he's wearing the shirt that i gave you." then she said "why are you always like this? if i'm having fun then it's breaking your heart. besides you said i could have it."

then the cops showed up


your taste in pop punk is terrible

and you totally messed up the lyrics anyways
It's over simplified, So what!

Quote by eGraham
I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
Quote by theguitarist
Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
Quote by Wolfinator-x
I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#22
I went to a party and I brought apples, bob sacamano, and carpet squares to sit on.
BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
#23
Quote by snipelfritz
I went to a party and I brought apples, bob sacamano, and carpet squares to sit on.


I'd rather sit on the apples, but if bob sacamano is all that's left then I guess it'll have to work
It's over simplified, So what!

Quote by eGraham
I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
Quote by theguitarist
Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
Quote by Wolfinator-x
I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#24
Quote by snipelfritz
I went to a party and I brought apples, bob sacamano, and carpet squares to sit on.

I'm quoting you so you can feel like you're not being ignored.

Oh, and what kind of apples?
#25
Quote by snipelfritz
I went to a party and I brought apples, bob sacamano, and carpet squares to sit on.


I went to a party and brought apples, bob sacamano, carpet squares, and Dimarzio45?
#26
Quote by Cianyx
while waiting in line at a recent music festival, i overheard two guys discussing the proper pronunciation of "simulacrum". i never felt more disgusted in my life.

Because neither of them was getting it right?
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Don't go ninjerin nobody don't need ninjerin'
#27
Quote by snipelfritz
I went to a party and I brought apples, bob sacamano, and carpet squares to sit on.

Can i have the bob sacamano?
STಠ_ಠ
#28
Quote by Obsceneairwaves
your taste in pop punk is terrible

and you totally messed up the lyrics anyways

you like nofx & wear cargo shorts
#29
Quote by MinterMan22
you like nofx & wear cargo shorts


I don't own a single pair of shorts

not even like pajama shorts


actually shit do bathers count?
It's over simplified, So what!

Quote by eGraham
I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
Quote by theguitarist
Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
Quote by Wolfinator-x
I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#30
Quote by That Old Geezer
I went to a party and brought apples, bob sacamano, carpet squares, and Dimarzio45?

This guy knows how to have a great party.
#31
Quote by Dimarzio45
This guy knows how to have a great party.

Also, how to play the game.
BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
#32
Quote by Obsceneairwaves
I'd rather sit on the apples, but if bob sacamano is all that's left then I guess it'll have to work

well u can sit on me

Quote by Andrea55
Can i have the bob sacamano?

only if you give me the apples
Quote by Sliide90027
But as a bigoted lemming, you have so cry an Alinslyite slur revealing you lack of reason and sense.


Quote by MusicLord16
BOB 1. ur 20 and two u like evil things and idk if u worship the devil
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