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#1
What ails you? Share it here, as long as you're not as bad as eastwinn.
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#2
I only have little things to eat which can be tricky. Peanuts and the end of a bag of kettlecorn.
BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
#3
I'm never gonna get dem digits.
Quote by SGstriker
If KFC is finger-licking good, then people would probably suck dicks for Popeyes. That's how good it is.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#5
i'm a little too hot and its making me uncomfortable

my laptop is making it worse but im too lazy to move
#6
My thigh is sore from being repeatedly kicked.
Quote by jakesmellspoo
ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
#7
I got an A and three Bs in my uni exam results but I really shoulda got another A cus I was right on the cusp so meh
Quote by ErikLensherr
Did you hear about the cockney Godfather?

He made them an offer they couldn't understand.
#8
Quote by Eastwinn
my toe itches a little

what a child no one cares

Quote by Sliide90027
But as a bigoted lemming, you have so cry an Alinslyite slur revealing you lack of reason and sense.


Quote by MusicLord16
BOB 1. ur 20 and two u like evil things and idk if u worship the devil
#9
Quote by Eastwinn
my toe itches a little

I don't know what to do about this

You are eastwinn, but your problem isn't as bad as eastwinn's

Please explain
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#10
my asshole is sore, I think I became eastwinn
Most of the important things


in the world have been accomplished


by people who have kept on


trying when there seemed to be no hope at all
#12
Quote by eGraham
I don't know what to do about this

You are eastwinn, but your problem isn't as bad as eastwinn's

Please explain


sorry my dog posted that
i don't know why i feel so dry
#14
I went on Reddit.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Omae wa mou
Shindeiru



Quote by Axelfox
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
#23
I chose an internship over a summer job and now I don't have any cash to spend on shit over the summer.
THE FORUM UPDATE KILLED THE GRADIENT STAR

Baltimore Orioles: 2014 AL Eastern Division Champions, 2017: 75-87
Baltimore Ravens: 2012 World Champions, 2017: 4-5
2017 NFL Pick 'Em: 92-54
#24
My voice sounds too girly when I go to sing higher notes. I sound like a child, despite having a relatively deep natural speaking voice
#25
I want to buy new clothes but I'm running out of closet space

I invited too many people to my birthday so now I have to buy 2 cakes
cat
#26
I fell off my chair and hurt my tailbone. 3 minutes ago
A poem.
Quote by yoman297
no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#28
are we being assholes to people with genuine problems now?

classy act guys
Quote by Telecaster7
Oh dear, current affairs...
#29
Quote by Andrea55
I'm mad because USA won a match in the World Cup.


USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA!!!
BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
#30
I have diabeetus.....but meh, It's not like I can do much about it

And I have a job interview for a job I really really want in about 2 days, and I'm starting to get super nervous about it.
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
Last edited by i_lovemetallica at Jun 17, 2014,
#31
Quote by i_lovemetallica
I have diabeetus.....but meh, It's not like I can do much about it

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA!!!
BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
#32
Quote by snipelfritz
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA!!!


Sorry dude, for me it's

AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE!
OI! OI! OI!

all the way
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#33
Quote by steve_muse
I got an A and three Bs in my uni exam results but I really shoulda got another A cus I was right on the cusp so meh

Yeah I mistimed my last exam by half an hour so what really should have been an A is probably going to be a D.

God damn you time, why must you move so fast
#34
Quote by Duffman123
Yeah I mistimed my last exam by half an hour so what really should have been an A is probably going to be a D.

God damn you time, why must you move so fast

I did that in first year at uni, too. Easiest god damn exam I'd have had that year. Would have ****ing stormed it. But missed the whole damn thing(wasn't worth many credits, but still), and without a significantly better reason than "I'm a dumbass and wrote down 4:00 instead of 14:00 as the start time", the resit didn't count as a first attempt, so even getting 100% would get me no more than a D.
Also, I had to pay £30 for the resit.
Quote by Diemon Dave
Don't go ninjerin nobody don't need ninjerin'
#35
Quote by slapsymcdougal
I did that in first year at uni, too. Easiest god damn exam I'd have had that year. Would have ****ing stormed it. But missed the whole damn thing(wasn't worth many credits, but still), and without a significantly better reason than "I'm a dumbass and wrote down 4:00 instead of 14:00 as the start time", the resit didn't count as a first attempt, so even getting 100% would get me no more than a D.
Also, I had to pay £30 for the resit.

The joys of both the 12 hour and 24 hour clock being in use

And yeah the test was super easy. Was just about to go into my last essay and then I heard 'pens down'. I wanted to hold the examination supervisor hostage but she was nice so
#37
Quote by SlackerBabbath
"Lord, I am affected by a bald patch."

A cookie to whoever gets the reference.

can i have a cookie anyway?
banned
#38
Quote by SlackerBabbath
"Lord, I am affected by a bald patch."

A cookie to whoever gets the reference.

"Of course they brought forth juniper berries, they're juniper bushes!"

Quote by Duffman123
The joys of both the 12 hour and 24 hour clock being in use

And yeah the test was super easy. Was just about to go into my last essay and then I heard 'pens down'. I wanted to hold the examination supervisor hostage but she was nice so

To be fair, the reason I mixed it up was the day the exam times were published, I had a liquid lunch before going to check.
FWIW, at this stage, I couldn't just have checked times on my phone, because we were still about 7 or 8 months away from the release of the 3310(I had a 5110 at the time).
Quote by Diemon Dave
Don't go ninjerin nobody don't need ninjerin'
Last edited by slapsymcdougal at Jun 17, 2014,
#39
Quote by CrazyMatt
are we being assholes to people with genuine problems now?

classy act guys

Yes
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#40
it's extremely rude to make fun of people with legit problems but it's not as bad as eastwinn.
i don't know why i feel so dry
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