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#1
^^

list of people who are immune and can post in this thread without being toilets:

lolmnt
Eastwinn
deadsmileyface
ESPLTDV401DX
RealUnrealRob
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Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#3
I kind of envy toilets. They can be so dirty, and let's face it full of shit (lol), but at the simple depression of lever they are brand new.

The streaks of leftover poo represent traumatic experiences in our lives that take longer to wash away.
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#4
i am a a very clean toilet in which south korean teen women have washed their feet in.
Quote by lolmnt
I love to have my vag pounded by guys who make lame threads on the internet!


Quote by snipelfritz
This thread topic is gold. I've been on this website for 8 years and I've never come up with anything like this. So yeah. Great job TS[457undead].
#5
I have been told that I am a toilet on one occasion
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#6
Quote by 457undead
i am a a very clean toilet in which south korean teen women have washed their feet in.


yep definitely a toilet
bawitaba a bang a bang diggy diggy diggy sed the boogie sed up jump the boogie
#8
my secret has been revealed
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#9
Quote by Joshua Garcia
I would like to be added to the list please.

you are already a toilet by posting here
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Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#12
i am burning so many of you right now
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Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#13
I am a toilet and proud of it

but I am a potato before I am a toilet
bawitaba a bang a bang diggy diggy diggy sed the boogie sed up jump the boogie
#14
Quote by eGraham
I kind of envy toilets. They can be so dirty, and let's face it full of shit (lol), but at the simple depression of lever they are brand new.

The streaks of leftover poo represent traumatic experiences in our lives that take longer to wash away.

this is ****ing inspirational guys

BE the TOILET
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#15
Quote by Hydra150

ohey hydra nice vid did you know that the guy in that video used to be my upstairs neighbour?

yeah I did I'm you

fun chat bro
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#16
Quote by RylanThePotato
I am a toilet and proud of it

but I am a potato before I am a toilet

still got burned by me
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Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#17
quick, take his immunity away while he is typing
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#18
Quote by eGraham
I kind of envy toilets. They can be so dirty, and let's face it full of shit (lol), but at the simple depression of lever they are brand new.

The streaks of leftover poo represent traumatic experiences in our lives that take longer to wash away.

This is beautiful
banned
#19
you guys are just jealous because you arent getting any south korean women feet
Quote by lolmnt
I love to have my vag pounded by guys who make lame threads on the internet!


Quote by snipelfritz
This thread topic is gold. I've been on this website for 8 years and I've never come up with anything like this. So yeah. Great job TS[457undead].
#20
Quote by deadsmileyface
This is beautiful

you're a toilet
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#21
Shit I was just about to post that limmy vid
Quote by ErikLensherr
Did you hear about the cockney Godfather?

He made them an offer they couldn't understand.
#22
Quote by 457undead
you guys are just jealous because you arent getting any south korean women feet

At least they're probably pedicured
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#23
Quote by 457undead
you guys are just jealous because you arent getting any south korean women feet


dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#24
i am not a toilet and will never be 1 because buttholes and poop make me

edit: wait guys no that is not a picture of a guy gobbling buttholes and poop
Quote by Sliide90027
But as a bigoted lemming, you have so cry an Alinslyite slur revealing you lack of reason and sense.


Quote by MusicLord16
BOB 1. ur 20 and two u like evil things and idk if u worship the devil
#25
Quote by deadsmileyface
This is beautiful

ha ha hydra gotya
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Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#26
Quote by 457undead
you guys are just jealous because you arent getting any south korean women feet
*-)
Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#27
Quote by 457undead
you guys are just jealous because you arent getting any south korean women feet


i got with a tiny south korean girl once. she was in all my classes in high school. didn't wash her feet in my toilet though
i don't know why i feel so dry
#28
@hydra that's cool and I'm jealous. Did you ever speak?
Quote by ErikLensherr
Did you hear about the cockney Godfather?

He made them an offer they couldn't understand.
#29
For real though, when I was a young lad, I washed my feet in the toilet a few times.

Just lather soap on, drop them in, and flush. Very easy. Would do again.
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#30
Quote by steve_muse
@hydra that's cool and I'm jealous. Did you ever speak?

yeah, was friends with his son as a kid
Raymond Mearns, not Limmy, btw
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#32
Quote by eGraham
For real though, when I was a young lad, I washed my feet in the toilet a few times.

Just lather soap on, drop them in, and flush. Very easy. Would do again.

bet there was dooks in their
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Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#33
Quote by lolmnt
bet there was dooks in their

well yea you gotta scrub your feet on something

how else would they get clean?
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#34
Quote by eGraham
well yea you gotta scrub your feet on something

how else would they get clean?

soap
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Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#35
Soap is good but you gotta get in between those toes
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#36
please do not wash your feet with dooks i know you are joking but i just want that to be clear for everybody else
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Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#37
all toilets please post your twitters so i can call you a toilet in a more public sphere
i don't know why i feel so dry
#38
Toilet trapped in a human's body is my other otherkin identity, after elf.
Quote by jakesmellspoo
ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
#39
i am the shitter.
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There shall be a stop to this madness. The battle is not over. My tasty licks aren't going anywhere.

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^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

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I'm looking for professional bongo-ists and triangle-ists to make a Progressive Technical Brutal Death Metal band
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#40
you kids know nothing of toilets.

O.K.

“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson


O__o
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