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#1
request toilet thread immunity in here
*-)
Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#2
lol wut
Quote by jrcsgtpeppers
There shall be a stop to this madness. The battle is not over. My tasty licks aren't going anywhere.

Quote by The_Blode
^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

Quote by Necroheadbanger
Hello.
I'm looking for professional bongo-ists and triangle-ists to make a Progressive Technical Brutal Death Metal band
(will be called AxOxJxLxAxIxVxXxUxWxZxQxUxRxWxGxJxSxAxLxKxMxNxHxUxGxAxAxWxVxCxBxZxVx)
(Don't even ask what it means)


https://soundcloud.com/95dank



#3
Quote by k.lainad
lol wut

please use this thread for its intended purpose
*-)
Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#4
I would like toilet thread immunity. I deleted my posts in the toilet thread so that way I'm not a toilet by posting in the toilet thread.
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#5
Quote by Joshua Garcia
I would like toilet thread immunity. I deleted my posts in the toilet thread so that way I'm not a toilet by posting in the toilet thread.

denied. totally a toilet.
*-)
Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#6
i do not need immunity

i'm finally coming out of the bathroom

i am a toilet
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#7
Trigger warning: "Immunity" implying being a toilet is some sort of disease or somehow undesirable deficiency.
Quote by jakesmellspoo
ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
#8
Quote by jrcsgtpeppers
There shall be a stop to this madness. The battle is not over. My tasty licks aren't going anywhere.

Quote by The_Blode
^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

Quote by Necroheadbanger
Hello.
I'm looking for professional bongo-ists and triangle-ists to make a Progressive Technical Brutal Death Metal band
(will be called AxOxJxLxAxIxVxXxUxWxZxQxUxRxWxGxJxSxAxLxKxMxNxHxUxGxAxAxWxVxCxBxZxVx)
(Don't even ask what it means)


https://soundcloud.com/95dank



#9
if you are not going to request immunity please don't post
*-)
Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#10
Quote by lolmnt
if you are not going to request immunity please don't post


"help me" ... as in in help me i want immunity....
Quote by jrcsgtpeppers
There shall be a stop to this madness. The battle is not over. My tasty licks aren't going anywhere.

Quote by The_Blode
^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

Quote by Necroheadbanger
Hello.
I'm looking for professional bongo-ists and triangle-ists to make a Progressive Technical Brutal Death Metal band
(will be called AxOxJxLxAxIxVxXxUxWxZxQxUxRxWxGxJxSxAxLxKxMxNxHxUxGxAxAxWxVxCxBxZxVx)
(Don't even ask what it means)


https://soundcloud.com/95dank



#11
hi lolmnt i know we don't really know each other and i don't post much on the forums but could i have immunity from being a toilet please and thank you
espltdv401dx
#12
Quote by k.lainad
"help me" ... as in in help me i want immunity....

denied
*-)
Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#13
Quote by ESPLTDV401DX
hi lolmnt i know we don't really know each other and i don't post much on the forums but could i have immunity from being a toilet please and thank you
espltdv401dx
granted
*-)
Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#16
I'm hurt :'(
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#17
Quote by Joshua Garcia
I'm hurt :'(


me too.

lets be toilets together

Quote by jrcsgtpeppers
There shall be a stop to this madness. The battle is not over. My tasty licks aren't going anywhere.

Quote by The_Blode
^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

Quote by Necroheadbanger
Hello.
I'm looking for professional bongo-ists and triangle-ists to make a Progressive Technical Brutal Death Metal band
(will be called AxOxJxLxAxIxVxXxUxWxZxQxUxRxWxGxJxSxAxLxKxMxNxHxUxGxAxAxWxVxCxBxZxVx)
(Don't even ask what it means)


https://soundcloud.com/95dank



#18
Quote by k.lainad
me too.

lets be toilets together

no gtfo

if im gonna be a toilet imma be a lone toilet.

imma be a port-a-potty.
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#19
I have no plans to post in the toilet thread but I would prefer to be free to do so if at some future time I decide it's where I want to be in life.
"This one is machine and nerve, and has its mind concluded
This one is but flesh and faith, and is the more deluded."
#20
I have been writing a whole stand up bit about my toilet.
BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
#22
Quote by snipelfritz
I have been writing a whole stand up bit about my toilet.

Go on...
Quote by jakesmellspoo
ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
#23
grant me immunity or i will beat you up you better watch it bad boys bad boys whatcha gonna do watcha gonna do when they come for you bad boyz
Quote by lolmnt
I love to have my vag pounded by guys who make lame threads on the internet!


Quote by snipelfritz
This thread topic is gold. I've been on this website for 8 years and I've never come up with anything like this. So yeah. Great job TS[457undead].
#24
Quote by snipelfritz
I have been writing a whole stand up bit about my toilet.

Granted
*-)
Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#25
Quote by angusfan16
I can have immunity?

Denied already a toilet
*-)
Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#26
Quote by 457undead
grant me immunity or i will beat you up you better watch it bad boys bad boys whatcha gonna do watcha gonna do when they come for you bad boyz

I don't want to be beat up, granted.
*-)
Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#27
May I have immunity, as I feel that I am less of a toilet and more of a sink or spitoon.
E-married to ilikepirates

Quote by bloodtrocuted93

How are you so fucking awesome at music?


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#28
Oh, so because I'm apathetic my request doesn't even get considered?
"This one is machine and nerve, and has its mind concluded
This one is but flesh and faith, and is the more deluded."
#29
Quote by RealUnrealRob
Oh, so because I'm apathetic my request doesn't even get considered?
*-)
Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#31
Quote by lolmnt
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I'm not very bothered by this but I am slightly bothered by this.

I'll just come back in three months and try again.
"This one is machine and nerve, and has its mind concluded
This one is but flesh and faith, and is the more deluded."
#33
I don't know if I am a toilet, but if I am please give me immunity if I am not please stop shitting on me. Thank you.
Quote by Carmel
I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

ಠ_ಠ
#34
lolmnt, since you are cool & nice, I know that you'll do the cool & nice thing and grant grant me immunity.
#35
Quote by crazysam23_Atax
lolmnt, since you are cool & nice, I know that you'll do the cool & nice thing and grant grant me immunity.

um actually cray cray samuel its cool&nice not "cool & nice"
banned
#39
Quote by guitarxo
Me please

You don't need immunity, you are the last person I would ever think to be a toilet.
Quote by lolmnt
I love to have my vag pounded by guys who make lame threads on the internet!


Quote by snipelfritz
This thread topic is gold. I've been on this website for 8 years and I've never come up with anything like this. So yeah. Great job TS[457undead].
#40
Quote by 457undead
You don't need immunity, you are the last person I would ever think to be a toilet.

STOP
___

Quote by The_Blode
she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
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