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#1
babysitting, and this kid won't shut up
what do i do
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#4
Shake it.
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#8
Call child protection services on yourself, because you're in the position of caring for a child and you're asking a music forum how to console it.
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#10
I would quote Devo and say "Whip it!" But because it is a child...that just sounds wrong. So, duct tape?
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Call child protection services on yourself, because you're in the position of caring for a child and you're asking a music forum how to console it.
#11
Yes you are a crybaby


give me the kid he probably needs therapy after what you're doing to him
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#12
Quote by deadsmileyface
chloroform


mix acetone and household bleach and put it in the freezer. come back in 30 minutes and pour off the top liquid. this should do it, have fun.
i don't know why i feel so dry
#14
Quote by Eastwinn
mix acetone and household bleach and put it in the freezer. come back in 30 minutes and pour off the top liquid. this should do it, have fun.
im all out of acetone
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#15
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#16
Quote by deadsmileyface
im all out of acetone


just go to the hardware store bud. easiest synthesis of chloroform available.

* don't do this, it's dangerous
i don't know why i feel so dry
#20
it's a cool experiment, but i can give you more experiments to do at home that are much safer
i don't know why i feel so dry
#21
do you know any cool home experiments i can do with a crybaby kid and 4 refrigerator magnets?
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your favorite poster
#22
Quote by Eastwinn
it's a cool experiment, but i can give you more experiments to do at home that are much safer

make a thread about cool experiments you can do at home but title it some song lyrics thing
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#23
Quote by wemonir
do you know any cool home experiments i can do with a crybaby kid and 4 refrigerator magnets?


yes. raise a pot of water to above approx. 130 degrees F. submerge the magnets. let the brew cool and remove the contents. they won't be magnetic anymore. amazing
i don't know why i feel so dry
#24
Quote by deadsmileyface
make a thread about cool experiments you can do at home but title it some song lyrics thing


i'll consider it. i'll have to plan for it
i don't know why i feel so dry
#26
i've thought about making a "fun science demonstrations" type media before. the ones that are around now usually leave out the more dangerous stuff, but i would rather include that with appropriate warnings.
i don't know why i feel so dry
#29
drugs.
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#30
babies/kids will change emotions really fast if you give them something they want/are interested in. Try a lot of things. Sometimes they just get in one of those moods though where they just want to cry or can't speak so they can't tell you their head hurts or something.
#32
Quote by Eastwinn
mix acetone and household bleach and put it in the freezer. come back in 30 minutes and pour off the top liquid. this should do it, have fun.


Does this work?

Shit, you might have helped me not be a virgin anymore! ily Eastwinn <3
#33
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Does this work?

Shit, you might have helped me not be a virgin anymore! ily Eastwinn <3

How Dare You Use The Gift Of Science In Such A Nefarious Manner
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Last edited by deadsmileyface at Jun 19, 2014,
#34
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How Dare You Use The Gift Of Science In Such A Nefarious Manner

Don;t be like that. Science was invented for getting laid. It's only relatively recently we've abused it for such immoral purposes as medicine and the betterment of mankind.
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#35
Quote by Eastwinn
yes. raise a pot of water to above approx. 130 degrees F. submerge the magnets. let the brew cool and remove the contents. they won't be magnetic anymore. amazing

That's not cool at all D:
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#40
Wow the responses are pretty much identical too

I think this is some sort of social experiment that we don't know we are taking part of #ThirdEye
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