#1
Sometime around last thursday, user metabolicmaggot was sent to Diamond Ranch Academy (DRA) for 10 months where buttsecks, rape, beatings, and serious business occurred. He claims that he was sent for no reason whatsoever and that his parents were very strict with him. After graduating DRA, metabolicmaggot (moar like metabolic****** amirite?) said that he forgave his parents for sending him to such a horrible place and that he had learned discipline and self respect there. At first, pit users thought he was trolling until metabolic****** posted a picture of his diploma of him successfully graduating. This left over 9000 pit monkeys enraged at how places such as DRA could get away with taking kids and beating them. But then as if that wasn't enough, at least 100 days later metabolic****** created a new thread saying that he might be getting sent back for another 2 months. A shit storm instantly occurred with users telling him to book it and go to another city or country instead of going back to that hell hole DRA. Users had set up groups to raise awareness of the evil DRA, offered donations, and even wrote songs for the kid. He would post every one or two days telling users about how his life on the lamb was going and how he didn't have much money and that he was starting to eat out of dumpsters. He had finally set up a mailing address after receiving enough support and was asking for at least 5 dollars in donations. Thats when the troll was detected. Carmel had closed the thread with this last note attached to it: "Do NOT send money to people you "know" off the internet. Oh and just in case anyone was wondering, he's been posting from the same location throughout this thread." Yep, turns out he was in the same place the entire time.

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Last edited by orgil at Jun 19, 2014,
#4
ok

tl;dr

ts is new faggit.

ban him.
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#5
Itsuka zen mokuyōbi no mawari ni, yūza metabolicmaggot wa buttsecks, reipu, ōda shi, shinkokuna bijinesu ga hassei shita 10-kagetsu-kan daiyamondo bokujō akademī (DRA) ni okura reta. Kare wa ikanaru riyū mo naku sōshin sa re, kare no ryōshin wa kare to hijō ni genkakudatta to iu kotodeatta to shuchō shite iru. DRA o sotsugyō-go, metabolicmaggot (taisha no yōna MOAR****** amirite? ) Kare wa sono yō na osoroshī basho ni, kare ga soko ni kiritsu to jisonshin o mananda koto o kare ni sōshin suru tame ni kare no ryōshin o yurushita to nobeta. Mazu, pittoyūzā ga****** kare ga taisha sa reru made torōringuta to omotta kare wa shubi yoku sotsugyō no gakui no shashin o keisai shita. Kore wa, DRA no yōna basho wa, kodomo o totte, sore o yabutte nigeru koto ga dekiru hōhō de gekido 9000 ijō no pittosaru o nokoshimashita. Sore ga jūbunde wa nakatta ka no yō ni, sonogo, sukunakutomo 100-nichi-go ni taisha****** kare wa betsu no 2kagetsu-kan okurikaesa kekkon suru kamo shirenai to itte, atarashī sureddo o sakusei shimashita. Tawagoto no arashi ga soku ​​-za ni sore o yoyaku shi, kawarini bakkuappu suru koto o jigoku no ana DRA e iku koto no betsu no toshi ya kuni ni iku tame ni kare ni itte, yūzā de hassei shite imashita. Yūzā wa, jaakuna DRA no ishiki o takameru tame ni gurūpu o settei shi, kifu o teikyō shi, sarani wa kodomonotameni kyoku o kaite ita. Kare wa kohitsuji no kare no jinsei wa iku todo no yō ni kare wa ōku no okane o motte inakatta ka ni tsuite, kare ga gomibako kara tabe hajimete ita koto o yūzā ni tsutaeru hitorihitori ka futsuka o posutodarou. Kare wa saishūtekini jūbun'na shiji o uketa nochi ni mēringurisuto no adoresu o settei shite ita to kifu-kinde wa sukunakutomo 5-doru o motomete ita. Torōru ga kenshutsu sa reta no thats. `Ā , intānetto o kiri, nen'notame ni daremoga Shitau tte ita, kare wa kono sureddo o tsūjite onaji basho kara tōkō sa rete imasu. " Shitte i ​​ru" anata ga hitobito ni okane o okuranaide kudasai': Kāmeru wa sore ni setsuzoku sa rete iru kono saigo no oto de sureddo o tojite ita un, kare wa onaji basho de zentai no jikandatta koto ga wakaru.
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#6
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What sort of awful translator program did you use? I mean, even google translate wouldn't output Japanese in roman letters...
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#10
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What sort of awful translator program did you use? I mean, even google translate wouldn't output Japanese in roman letters...

dont be a romaji elitist

what if i translated it myself you dont know that, you dont know me!!!
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