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#1
I'm ready to get my life turned around by the Pit on Day 1. Even Tumblr with its spectacular mindf*cks couldn't do it.
Amaze me with your responses: What is the meaning of life?
"Darker than a moonless night, more bitter than Hell itself. That is coffee." - Godot
#2
I was expecting an actual test for sanity. Your post doesn't appear to be written by a sane person.
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#3
bacon
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#4
To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.
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#5
Quote by Neo Evil11
I was expecting an actual test for sanity. Your post doesn't appear to be written by a sane person.

Yeah, not really sane. Will always be proud of it. I will do my best to provide a sanity test worthy of the Pit in the near future.
"Darker than a moonless night, more bitter than Hell itself. That is coffee." - Godot
#6
*puts underpants on head, and sticks a pencil up each nostril*

Wibble.
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#7
Quote by slash_GNR666
bacon

Brilliant.
"Darker than a moonless night, more bitter than Hell itself. That is coffee." - Godot
#8
Quote by slapsymcdougal
*puts underpants on head, and sticks a pencil up each nostril*

Wibble.

And tries to smoke a joint made of oregano and habanero.
"Darker than a moonless night, more bitter than Hell itself. That is coffee." - Godot
#9
Quote by Shredder016
And tries to smoke a joint made of oregano and habanero.

No, I'm just off to Hartlepool to buy some exploding trousers.
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#10
Quote by necrosis1193
To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.

So medieval. Love it. I will apply it to sports!
"Darker than a moonless night, more bitter than Hell itself. That is coffee." - Godot
#11
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No, I'm just off to Hartlepool to buy some exploding trousers.

How about inflatable trousers? Patrick Star style? And I suggest doing all of the above while riding a blue camel named Excalibur. (The things I come up with...Good Lord...)
"Darker than a moonless night, more bitter than Hell itself. That is coffee." - Godot
#12
To hail and serve cats. :3
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If KFC is finger-licking good, then people would probably suck dicks for Popeyes. That's how good it is.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
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#13
Quote by Joshua Garcia
To hail and serve cats. :3

Your avatar had me paranoid, I swear. How do you apply that effect to pictures, mate?
"Darker than a moonless night, more bitter than Hell itself. That is coffee." - Godot
#14
I dunno. I didn't make it. But it makes you paranoid so I guess you failed the sanity test.
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If KFC is finger-licking good, then people would probably suck dicks for Popeyes. That's how good it is.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
Last edited by Joshua Garcia at Jun 19, 2014,
#15
Quote by slash_GNR666
bacon

bacon isn't that good.
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I love to have my vag pounded by guys who make lame threads on the internet!


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This thread topic is gold. I've been on this website for 8 years and I've never come up with anything like this. So yeah. Great job TS[457undead].
#17
the meaning of life is to find the meaning of life

have a good one
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#19
Mandatory 42 post.
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#20
the meaning of life is to reach a state where you don't feel the need to ask such silly questions
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#21
curly fries and cheap beer
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#23
Quote by 457undead
bacon isn't that good.


I'm crying into my bacon pillow right now.
#25
Get money get paid get laid
You hit 'em and they get back up
I hit 'em and they stay down
- Frank Castle
#28
Quote by 457undead
bacon isn't that good.


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agree, bacon is actually pretty gross



My heart is in pain and I'm not sure whether it's because of your hurtful lies or the cholesterol build up from the excessive amounts of bacon I consume.
When I was eleven I broke the patio window and my mother sued me... She's always been a very aggressive litigator.
#30
bacon has to be crispy to be good

but yea bacon isnt as good as people make it out to be. pork roll is the superior breakfast meat
#31
Quote by soundgarden1986
bacon has to be crispy to be good

but yea bacon isnt as good as people make it out to be. pork roll is the superior breakfast meat


I didn't know what pork roll was so I looked it up. You can't call that meat.
#32
Quote by Joshua Garcia
To hail and serve cats. :3

Heil Squid.
this house is bitchin
#33
Quote by soundgarden1986
bacon has to be crispy to be good

but yea bacon isnt as good as people make it out to be. pork roll is the superior breakfast meat



you honestly think




is better than





what's wrong with you, man?
#38
I like how this whole discussion on meat started off with the word "bacon".

That's literally all it took.
Quote by SGstriker
If KFC is finger-licking good, then people would probably suck dicks for Popeyes. That's how good it is.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
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