#1
So... what does everyone think of the new Metallica song "Lords of Summer" I personally have to say I really do not like it. I know some people say that it sounds more like classic Metallica but I just dont think that it has anything that hooks me to it. What do you guys think?
#2
It reminds me of the time I was in a dive bar bathroom with Ziggy and Emenius. I had just been beaten up in the bar across the street for fingering some guy's girl and shoving my fingers under his nose to taunt him. He wasn't pleased, but she was. He called me Romeo and punched me in the face. Blood was raining out of my nose, and I needed a fuck from anywhere, so I walked into this placed called "All Nightmare Long." I had always known Metallica was into leather, but I never knew that this was the clientele who frequented these places. I thought I was going to get tapeworms, or maybe even a fire extinguisher to the face. There was a place in the back that advertised funny "games." It looked like an arcade, so I thought I would take my mind of the two girls I wanted on my johnson for awhile by playing some pacman. They didn't have pacman. They only had Revolution X, and Steve Tyler's sensual lips threw me into a frenzy, so I barged into the nearest bathroom to get some relief. That is when I heard Ziggy and Emenius going at it like two bitches hot in heat.

Kyto doesn't like to talk about it, but I think he had a good time. He kept awkwardly peeking over at my open stall and clenching his ass. He had taken his pants to his ankles to use a urinal. I thought that was strange. Being asian though, he had a nice feminine physique, so I pretended that the sweet nasties he was muttering to himself were coming from my favorite Japanese pornstar. The one with a two handful ass, and without hair and shit between the cheeks. Proggy was so coked out of his mind, I doubt he could have told you what got him so hot and bothered. I don't like to think about what Sam was doing (unless I'm in a dive bar bathroom), but when he finished, he quickly ran out looking ashamed and muttering that he had to return some videotapes. I think he was upset about our business cards meeting earlier. Wildchild had that faint smell of stale vomit and warm farts that always lingers in those kind of bathrooms; he also kept complaining about his bum hurting. I think he is into Proggy. They're always talking about Anuses, and this website that supports their lifestyle. Whatever, I don't judge. I like some dive bar dirty, as we call it, too.

Lords of Summer was playing in the background. We all walked outside afterward. To weep. In the rain. We all lost something that night. It was our souls. Metallica's bar had sucked them out of us, and right now, I think Lars is slowly dripping his cum over each one. I think he is smiling. I hope I'm wrong.
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Last edited by The Virtuoso at Jun 24, 2014,
#3
It was okay. I don't feel the need to listen to it again but, it was okay.
When I was eleven I broke the patio window and my mother sued me... She's always been a very aggressive litigator.
#4
Quote by The Virtuoso
It reminds me of the time I was in a dive bar bathroom with Ziggy and Emenius. I had just been beaten up in the bar across the street for fingering some guy's girl and shoving my fingers under his nose to taunt him. He wasn't pleased, but she was. He called me Romeo and punched me in the face. Blood was raining out of my nose, and I needed a fuck from anywhere, so I walked into this placed called "All Nightmare Long." I had always known Metallica was into leather, but I never knew that this was the clientele who frequented these places. I thought I was going to get tapeworms, or maybe even a fire extinguisher to the face. There was a place in the back that advertised funny "games." It looked like an arcade, so I thought I would take my mind of the two girls I wanted on my johnson for awhile by playing some pacman. They didn't have pacman. They only Revolution X, and Steve Tyler's sensual lips threw me into a frenzy, so I barged into the nearest bathroom to get some relief. That is when I heard Ziggy and Emenius going at it like two bitches hot in heat.

Kyto doesn't like to talk about it, but I think he had a good time. He kept awkwardly peeking over at my open stall and clenching his ass. He had taken his pants to his ankles to use a urinal. I thought that was strange. Being asian though, he had a nice feminine physique, so I pretended that the sweet nasties he was muttering to himself were coming from my favorite Japanese pornstar. The one with a two handful ass, and without hairy and shit between the cheeks. Proggy was so coked out of his mind, I doubt he could have told you what got him so hot and bothered. I don't like to think about what Sam was doing (unless I'm in a dive bar bathroom), but when he finished, he quickly ran out looking ashamed and muttering that he had to return some videotapes. I think he was upset about our business cards meeting earlier. Wildchild had that faint smell of stale vomit and warm farts that always lingers in those kind of bathrooms; he also kept complaining about his bum hurting. I think he is into Proggy. They're always talking about Anuses, and this website that supports their lifestyle. Whatever, I don't judge. I like some dive bar dirty, as we call it, too.

Lords of Summer was playing in the background. We all walked outside afterward. To weep. In the rain. We all lost something that night. It was our souls. Metallica's bar had sucked them out of us, and right now, I think Lars is slowly dripping his cum over each one. I think he is smiling. I hope I'm wrong.


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#5
Quote by The Virtuoso
It reminds me of the time I was in a dive bar bathroom with Ziggy and Emenius. I had just been beaten up in the bar across the street for fingering some guy's girl and shoving my fingers under his nose to taunt him. He wasn't pleased, but she was. He called me Romeo and punched me in the face. Blood was raining out of my nose, and I needed a fuck from anywhere, so I walked into this placed called "All Nightmare Long." I had always known Metallica was into leather, but I never knew that this was the clientele who frequented these places. I thought I was going to get tapeworms, or maybe even a fire extinguisher to the face. There was a place in the back that advertised funny "games." It looked like an arcade, so I thought I would take my mind of the two girls I wanted on my johnson for awhile by playing some pacman. They didn't have pacman. They only Revolution X, and Steve Tyler's sensual lips threw me into a frenzy, so I barged into the nearest bathroom to get some relief. That is when I heard Ziggy and Emenius going at it like two bitches hot in heat.

Kyto doesn't like to talk about it, but I think he had a good time. He kept awkwardly peeking over at my open stall and clenching his ass. He had taken his pants to his ankles to use a urinal. I thought that was strange. Being asian though, he had a nice feminine physique, so I pretended that the sweet nasties he was muttering to himself were coming from my favorite Japanese pornstar. The one with a two handful ass, and without hairy and shit between the cheeks. Proggy was so coked out of his mind, I doubt he could have told you what got him so hot and bothered. I don't like to think about what Sam was doing (unless I'm in a dive bar bathroom), but when he finished, he quickly ran out looking ashamed and muttering that he had to return some videotapes. I think he was upset about our business cards meeting earlier. Wildchild had that faint smell of stale vomit and warm farts that always lingers in those kind of bathrooms; he also kept complaining about his bum hurting. I think he is into Proggy. They're always talking about Anuses, and this website that supports their lifestyle. Whatever, I don't judge. I like some dive bar dirty, as we call it, too.

Lords of Summer was playing in the background. We all walked outside afterward. To weep. In the rain. We all lost something that night. It was our souls. Metallica's bar had sucked them out of us, and right now, I think Lars is slowly dripping his cum over each one. I think he is smiling. I hope I'm wrong.


Im not really sure what to say...
#6
If you went to read the thread not 20 space under this one on exactly the same topic you'd understand.
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#7
Quote by The Virtuoso
It reminds me of the time I was in a dive bar bathroom with Ziggy and Emenius. I had just been beaten up in the bar across the street for fingering some guy's girl and shoving my fingers under his nose to taunt him. He wasn't pleased, but she was. He called me Romeo and punched me in the face. Blood was raining out of my nose, and I needed a fuck from anywhere, so I walked into this placed called "All Nightmare Long." I had always known Metallica was into leather, but I never knew that this was the clientele who frequented these places. I thought I was going to get tapeworms, or maybe even a fire extinguisher to the face. There was a place in the back that advertised funny "games." It looked like an arcade, so I thought I would take my mind of the two girls I wanted on my johnson for awhile by playing some pacman. They didn't have pacman. They only Revolution X, and Steve Tyler's sensual lips threw me into a frenzy, so I barged into the nearest bathroom to get some relief. That is when I heard Ziggy and Emenius going at it like two bitches hot in heat.

Kyto doesn't like to talk about it, but I think he had a good time. He kept awkwardly peeking over at my open stall and clenching his ass. He had taken his pants to his ankles to use a urinal. I thought that was strange. Being asian though, he had a nice feminine physique, so I pretended that the sweet nasties he was muttering to himself were coming from my favorite Japanese pornstar. The one with a two handful ass, and without hairy and shit between the cheeks. Proggy was so coked out of his mind, I doubt he could have told you what got him so hot and bothered. I don't like to think about what Sam was doing (unless I'm in a dive bar bathroom), but when he finished, he quickly ran out looking ashamed and muttering that he had to return some videotapes. I think he was upset about our business cards meeting earlier. Wildchild had that faint smell of stale vomit and warm farts that always lingers in those kind of bathrooms; he also kept complaining about his bum hurting. I think he is into Proggy. They're always talking about Anuses, and this website that supports their lifestyle. Whatever, I don't judge. I like some dive bar dirty, as we call it, too.

Lords of Summer was playing in the background. We all walked outside afterward. To weep. In the rain. We all lost something that night. It was our souls. Metallica's bar had sucked them out of us, and right now, I think Lars is slowly dripping his cum over each one. I think he is smiling. I hope I'm wrong.

This is just...great. Oh, man...
#11
Quote by The Virtuoso
It reminds me of the time I was in a dive bar bathroom with Ziggy and Emenius. I had just been beaten up in the bar across the street for fingering some guy's girl and shoving my fingers under his nose to taunt him. He wasn't pleased, but she was. He called me Romeo and punched me in the face. Blood was raining out of my nose, and I needed a fuck from anywhere, so I walked into this placed called "All Nightmare Long." I had always known Metallica was into leather, but I never knew that this was the clientele who frequented these places. I thought I was going to get tapeworms, or maybe even a fire extinguisher to the face. There was a place in the back that advertised funny "games." It looked like an arcade, so I thought I would take my mind of the two girls I wanted on my johnson for awhile by playing some pacman. They didn't have pacman. They only had Revolution X, and Steve Tyler's sensual lips threw me into a frenzy, so I barged into the nearest bathroom to get some relief. That is when I heard Ziggy and Emenius going at it like two bitches hot in heat.

Kyto doesn't like to talk about it, but I think he had a good time. He kept awkwardly peeking over at my open stall and clenching his ass. He had taken his pants to his ankles to use a urinal. I thought that was strange. Being asian though, he had a nice feminine physique, so I pretended that the sweet nasties he was muttering to himself were coming from my favorite Japanese pornstar. The one with a two handful ass, and without hair and shit between the cheeks. Proggy was so coked out of his mind, I doubt he could have told you what got him so hot and bothered. I don't like to think about what Sam was doing (unless I'm in a dive bar bathroom), but when he finished, he quickly ran out looking ashamed and muttering that he had to return some videotapes. I think he was upset about our business cards meeting earlier. Wildchild had that faint smell of stale vomit and warm farts that always lingers in those kind of bathrooms; he also kept complaining about his bum hurting. I think he is into Proggy. They're always talking about Anuses, and this website that supports their lifestyle. Whatever, I don't judge. I like some dive bar dirty, as we call it, too.

Lords of Summer was playing in the background. We all walked outside afterward. To weep. In the rain. We all lost something that night. It was our souls. Metallica's bar had sucked them out of us, and right now, I think Lars is slowly dripping his cum over each one. I think he is smiling. I hope I'm wrong.




.. what have you done... hahahahhahaaah!

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#13
Quote by The Virtuoso
It reminds me of the time I was in a dive bar bathroom with Ziggy and Emenius. I had just been beaten up in the bar across the street for fingering some guy's girl and shoving my fingers under his nose to taunt him. He wasn't pleased, but she was. He called me Romeo and punched me in the face. Blood was raining out of my nose, and I needed a fuck from anywhere, so I walked into this placed called "All Nightmare Long." I had always known Metallica was into leather, but I never knew that this was the clientele who frequented these places. I thought I was going to get tapeworms, or maybe even a fire extinguisher to the face. There was a place in the back that advertised funny "games." It looked like an arcade, so I thought I would take my mind of the two girls I wanted on my johnson for awhile by playing some pacman. They didn't have pacman. They only had Revolution X, and Steve Tyler's sensual lips threw me into a frenzy, so I barged into the nearest bathroom to get some relief. That is when I heard Ziggy and Emenius going at it like two bitches hot in heat.

Kyto doesn't like to talk about it, but I think he had a good time. He kept awkwardly peeking over at my open stall and clenching his ass. He had taken his pants to his ankles to use a urinal. I thought that was strange. Being asian though, he had a nice feminine physique, so I pretended that the sweet nasties he was muttering to himself were coming from my favorite Japanese pornstar. The one with a two handful ass, and without hair and shit between the cheeks. Proggy was so coked out of his mind, I doubt he could have told you what got him so hot and bothered. I don't like to think about what Sam was doing (unless I'm in a dive bar bathroom), but when he finished, he quickly ran out looking ashamed and muttering that he had to return some videotapes. I think he was upset about our business cards meeting earlier. Wildchild had that faint smell of stale vomit and warm farts that always lingers in those kind of bathrooms; he also kept complaining about his bum hurting. I think he is into Proggy. They're always talking about Anuses, and this website that supports their lifestyle. Whatever, I don't judge. I like some dive bar dirty, as we call it, too.

Lords of Summer was playing in the background. We all walked outside afterward. To weep. In the rain. We all lost something that night. It was our souls. Metallica's bar had sucked them out of us, and right now, I think Lars is slowly dripping his cum over each one. I think he is smiling. I hope I'm wrong.
woah nice
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#17
Thank you all. I'll start work on a sequel when the next Metallica thread appears. There will be a new location with an entirely new cast to engage in the hot and sweaty.
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Viking fact no. 1: Viking helmets did not have horn.
Viking fact no. 2: Vikings tobogganed on their shields into battle.
Viking fact no. 3: Vikings drank mead.
Viking fact no. 4: One of your ancestors are likely to have been raped by a viking.
#19
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I like this version better

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hdW07ieiXo

It stinks that fast. Who wants to listen to that shit at 260+ BPM???? Reduce it 210ish, and it'd be awesome
#20
Quote by kirkisking
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I'll make you a slaver slathered in a salve of sweet, slave blood. You will slaver all over yourself as you dance and lick manically to Argholsent.
Quote by Senor Kristian
Viking fact no. 1: Viking helmets did not have horn.
Viking fact no. 2: Vikings tobogganed on their shields into battle.
Viking fact no. 3: Vikings drank mead.
Viking fact no. 4: One of your ancestors are likely to have been raped by a viking.
#22
Can we sticky this thread so that none can forget?
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#23
Quote by kirkisking
^I want to be the guy who licks


Can it have Faust killing the gays at the end in the forest?

#24
^Yes.

I will consider making changes to your role kirk.
Quote by Senor Kristian
Viking fact no. 1: Viking helmets did not have horn.
Viking fact no. 2: Vikings tobogganed on their shields into battle.
Viking fact no. 3: Vikings drank mead.
Viking fact no. 4: One of your ancestors are likely to have been raped by a viking.
#25
Something is rotten in the state of UG
I’m not the man I used to be, I... I can’t go back to Arkham.

I... I should return to Arkham.


Among the churchyard’s mouldering stones I recognise a name – my own.
I have come home to Arkham.

#26
It's Senor Kristian's crotch I assure you.


Don't worry, Kristian, I still love you.
Quote by Senor Kristian
Viking fact no. 1: Viking helmets did not have horn.
Viking fact no. 2: Vikings tobogganed on their shields into battle.
Viking fact no. 3: Vikings drank mead.
Viking fact no. 4: One of your ancestors are likely to have been raped by a viking.
#27
Quote by bdof
It stinks that fast. Who wants to listen to that shit at 260+ BPM???? Reduce it 210ish, and it'd be awesome


Yeah, it's a bit too fast - but still sounds better than the original tempo. Around 200 bpm would be great.
#28
240 is Slayer speeds. I don't think Metallica were even that fast on their first album.
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...It's the last place I was seen before I lost myself



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#29
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I'll make you a slaver slathered in a salve of sweet, slave blood. You will slaver all over yourself as you dance and lick manically to Argholsent.

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#30
Quote by ChemicalFire
If you went to read the thread not 20 space under this one on exactly the same topic you'd understand.


That really didn't help. At all.
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