#6
Jokes that go out of their way to offend dont bother me so long as they are funny and contain some level of wit

That doesnt. Its not that its an offensive joke per se, just a shit one
#7
Plus, her singing is better now than it ever was.


Yes, her voice annoyed me.
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#9
A HA HA HA HA HA HA!

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

...

HA HA HA HA HA HA!

Man, that was so funny.
#12
hmm sorry but I didn't col (chuckle out loud)
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#13
Nope.
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#16
Hahahahahahaha, man you should make that into one of them dank memes they post on 9gag?!111!
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I imagine the dialog went something like this.
#20
She should be proud of herself
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#22
i used to think she was hot and i kind of liked her singing but now shes dead and not around but if she was still around shed still be hot but now shes dead and now i find a dead chick kinda hot and thats confusing but i guess thats ok because if i had sex with her she would have died because sex is very simple the man puts his penis in her vagina the man ejaculates and she dies.

When you read about someone dying in a newspaper do you ever get a boner?
#25
I recommend you never get into stand up
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#26
I was in Camden the day the found her. Didn't know what the hell was happening, they closed the tube. I just wanted to get some food from the market.

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#27
They closed the subway because of amy winehouse?
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#29
Am I the only one who genuinely thought this was funny.
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#30
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Am I the only one who genuinely thought this was funny.


yes.

I'm surprised they allow 6th graders to post to the forum.
#32
Please do not repost lame jokes you saw on twitter as if they're your own.
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