Poll: what do you do
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View poll results: what do you do
Stay home, baricade everything
1 4%
Flee as far away from civilization as possible
8 31%
go looting
1 4%
go zombie hunting
5 19%
find loved ones
2 8%
commit suicide
0 0%
try to start an end of the world orgy
2 8%
bang ts's mum
7 27%
Voters: 26.
#1
So here is the scenario, your at home watching tv and you see a breaking news brief. In the brief they show the closest major city and in the footage you see some one you know being mauled to death by zombies. The impending appocylpse is fast approaching, what do you do?
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I was incredibly drunk and only really remember writing a fanfic where ESP was getting porked by a pony.

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I'd honestly fap to anything with a set of genitals as long as I find it aesthetically appealing.
#2
There's not much you can do. I guess you could call it


a losing battle
superman is killing himself tonight
#4
I was debating between that or alien invasion. Then I remembered aliens would beat us easier then a slow moving fly.
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I was incredibly drunk and only really remember writing a fanfic where ESP was getting porked by a pony.

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I'd honestly fap to anything with a set of genitals as long as I find it aesthetically appealing.
#5
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I was debating between that or alien invasion. Then I remembered aliens would beat us easier then a slow moving fly.


I think rotting corpses under the sun wouldn't pose too much of a threat.
#6
True, I can't believe I forgot get high in the poll though its implied under orgy tjough.
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I was incredibly drunk and only really remember writing a fanfic where ESP was getting porked by a pony.

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I'd honestly fap to anything with a set of genitals as long as I find it aesthetically appealing.
#9
I've got a retirement property 120km from the nearest town and 20km from the nearest neighbor. I'm heading there...
“Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge.”
Charles Darwin
#10
Go to the flee market. They have so much useless junk than can probably be used as weapons.
¯\_()_/¯
#11
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Go to the flee market. They have so much useless junk than can probably be used as weapons.


Deliberate or amusing mistake?
“Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge.”
Charles Darwin
#12
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Deliberate or amusing mistake?

I had a feeling I spelled it wrong, but deliberately didn't check it.
¯\_()_/¯
#13
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I had a feeling I spelled it wrong, but deliberately didn't check it.


Funny either way...
“Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge.”
Charles Darwin
#15
I'd be like, dang, sucks about that guy I know.

And dang, sucks that I was wrong about zombies not being possible.

I'd probably go somewhere remote and wait for a month while they all fall apart.
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I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#17
I'd probably just stay at home and play zombie video games
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wtf is a selfie? is that like, touching yourself or something?
#18
I'm thinking of "zombieland" zombies as opposed to Walking Dead or World War Z, you have a shot at survival but its just not very good.
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I was incredibly drunk and only really remember writing a fanfic where ESP was getting porked by a pony.

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I'd honestly fap to anything with a set of genitals as long as I find it aesthetically appealing.
#19
1. Bang TS's mum.
2. Find a hatchet.
3. Use said hatchet to cut apart zombies until they kill me, or until human resistance groups start forming to destroy all zombies.
#20
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If it's this one I will just put a bullet in my head lol

I dunno, I've got a bit of a cold and not been feeling well for a few days. I reckon I'd be fine with them.
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#21
Well I live in a small-ish city, plenty of land around us. I would pack up my shit and move into the indian reservation.
#25
Band TS's mum. It's like suicide, but by syphilis.
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Don't go ninjerin nobody don't need ninjerin'
#26
Well, I'll be far away from civilization in about two months, so hopefully the apocalypse waits for about four months. Then I can just go run and hide in the mountains and become the legendary sniper sasquatch.
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Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.

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