Poll: eat da poopoo
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Diarrhoea
26 67%
Constipation
13 33%
Voters: 39.
#1
I always thought constipation would be the more desirable of the two. At least you don't have to bare butt clench to the toilet right? But no. Sitting on the bog for AGES while this crap's not budging and you can't get up either because it's sort of gathered there and it wrecks if you move. Just have to sit there till it eventually shifts. So what say you, Pit? Shit falling out or staying in?
#2
diarrhea for sure. I hate being constipated.
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#3
Having had both, I'd prefer being able to poop, even if I'm not in total control of when I need to.

Having a raw butthole is better than the possible internal, non-relievable pain from constipation
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#4
I don't like to think about my feces secretion because I'm not an inbred.
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#5
Your feces can let you know a lot about your health.
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#6
If you don't eat ****tons of meat and unhealthy shit you don't have to worry about it.
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#7
If you've got nothing else to do that day, there are certain kinds of diarrhoea that are basically good. It's like spring cleaning up in there and you can get through a good bit of reading too.
#9
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If you don't eat ****tons of meat and unhealthy shit you don't have to worry about it.


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#10
Constipation.

I've had bad diarrhoea(and I mean "going to the toilet for number 2's 40+ times a day for over a week bad"). I'd rather have constipation.

Also, did you hear about the constipated mathematician?

He worked it out with a pencil.
#12
I've thought about it too.

It wouldn't work. But I think enemas do that
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#14
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I've thought about it too.

It wouldn't work. But I think enemas do that


yah emacs will do that to you


(seriously though, a glycerin suppository, if you're determined to shove something up your ass)
i don't know why i feel so dry
#15
Good thread.
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#17
Diarrhoea can be fatal, so i think that's worse

having said that, one of life's greatest feelings is that really explosive shit you take after eating a whole load of fruit/fibre, after not eating any for a while. an empty colon is a happy colon
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#18
I'm convinced that people who voted constipation might not have ever truly been constipated.

I had never experienced it until 2011. It's an awful thing. I drank prune juice, which fixed the problem, but caused me to shit all the next day.
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#19
Constipation sucks because if it's really bad and goes on for a while your poo can dry out and compact itself inside your colon and then it won't be able to come out of your b-hole so it's just like a massive poo roadblocks.

If it gets really bbad laxatives and enemas won't even work and they have to cut you open to remove the block of shit.

In even worse cases of an impacted colon, the poo blocks can actually compress parts of the lining of your colon, and if that goes on for a really long time, you can get necrosis.
#21
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#22
goddamnit gary

voted diarrhea btw, i hate being constipated
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#26
Constipation sucks, but if you get food poisoning diarrhea then you better pray to whatever god you worship to stop the fecal flow of festering fright furloughed from your fat ass.
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#27
It's way better to rid the waste in your body than to have it trapped in, this is a no brainer.
#28
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I don't like to think about my feces secretion because I'm not an inbred.

Excretion, not secretion.
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#29
Constipation hurts way more. Diarrhea may be uncomfortable and give you stomach pain but constipation can end with your anus bleeding.
#30
i don't think i've ever had constipation, so for the purposes of this poll i will pretend to be curious
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#31
I've only had constipation once and I drank some prune juice that took care of it nicely.

Diarrhea I get if I'm eating like garbage.

I'll take constipated by far.
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#32
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, and if that goes on for a really long time, you can get necrosis.



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#33
I love having shit just pour out of my anus like I turned on a faucet. Diarrhea for sure.
#34
I may or may not have IBS (haven't been able to go see a doctor) cause I'm constantly battling with both on a daily basis, so I wouldn't say one is worse than the other since both are seriously painful.
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#35
Get some baby wipes at the ready and start pounding water, and you're time with diarrhea will be rather easy. Constipation, on the other hand, is much more uncomfortable.
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#36
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Id go with diahrea. You can always take pepto or other crap to slow it down
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#38
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I'm constipated more often than most people so I really don't mind it much.

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