#1
i was taking a long drive with my friends when we stopped at this fast food place in the middle of nowhere -- anywhere would have been better. anyway, a saw this wicked beautiful lady as i was pulling out my wallet and that's the last i remember of it.

where could i have left my wallet?
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#3
Should i leave it on your front doorstep?
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#7
The beautiful lady distracted you as her white trash boyfriend quietly removed your wallet from your pocket. They are now using your money to buy drugs.

Either that or you dropped it.
#9
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kepp looking bud

its always in the last place u look!

right? wtf is the deal with that
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#10
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right? wtf is the deal with that
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#11
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kepp looking bud

its always in the last place u look!

damn this is so true

Because when u find it, u stop looking
#12
eastwinn i ate your folded pocket jerky
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#13
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eastwinn i ate your folded pocket jerky

this is very dumb and very bad
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i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

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#18
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i was taking a long drive with my friends when we stopped at this fast food place in the middle of nowhere -- anywhere would have been better. anyway, a saw this wicked beautiful lady as i was pulling out my wallet and that's the last i remember of it.

where could i have left my wallet?
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#19
Was it in El Segundo?
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#20
Did you check your pants pockets?
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#21
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right? wtf is the deal with that


Well... you wouldn't find it and then keep looking would you?!
#22
Your money is now funding the war effort of ISIS in Iraq. How does that make you feel, you scumbag?
#24
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Well... you wouldn't find it and then keep looking would you?!

wat
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On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
#25
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Well... you wouldn't find it and then keep looking would you?!



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#27
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Was it in El Segundo?


yeah thanks man!

damn why did i drive so far
i don't know why i feel so dry
#28
Listen, you're probably not going to get a serious answer from the crowd.

Anyways, just go back to the fast food place and ask if they've seen a wallet.