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Voters: 31.
#1
That the human hand is perfectly fitted to grasp the human penis? Proof of a loving creator. Prove me wrong if you dare.
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#4
Quote by Thrashtastic15
idk ill ask yr mum

I hear she's got two hands. Definitely a loving creator.
Quote by jakesmellspoo
ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
#5
Assuming a loving creator has a penis.
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#7
Quote by severed-metal
No they aren't, it isn't like there are grooves for your fingers.


Maybe not on yours
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#9
When you think about it, this is totally counter-intuitive to evolutionary theory.

Well, Darwin, so much for your bullshit.
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#10
Quote by snipelfritz
When you think about it, this is totally counter-intuitive to evolutionary theory.

Well, Darwin, so much for your bullshit.

chicks have hands too
Quote by korinaflyingv
On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
#11
like a monkey penis
Most of the important things


in the world have been accomplished


by people who have kept on


trying when there seemed to be no hope at all
#12
Quote by Burgery
chicks have hands too

Yes, but handjobs don't make babies no matter who they come from.
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#13
Quote by snipelfritz
Yes, but handjobs don't make babies no matter who they come from.



m8 yer just not freaky enough
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#14
Quote by StewieSwan
m8 yer just not freaky enough
Yeah. You gotta go full Fleshlight Launchpad.
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#15
The Holy Lord's biggest mistake was allowing us to have fun.
Dance in the moonlight my old friend twilight


Quote by metal4eva_22
What's this about ****ing corpses? My UG senses were tingling.
#17
I find my dick tends to fit better in a vagina than my hand
Quote by SG_dave at #33549256
I've never wanted to see a guy eat dick so much in my life.
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If you are white, you are scum.
#18
Quote by StewieSwan
That the human hand is perfectly fitted to grasp the human penis? Proof of a loving creator. Prove me wrong if you dare.


If there truly was a loving creator, he'd have created someone else who actualy wants to touch your penis rather than giving you the means to touch yourself.
#20
I feel that this is more proof for natural selection than it is of a creator.


Ancestors of man that evolved to have vagina's where their hands used to be had no reason to reproduce, therefore their kind died off.

Science.
#21
Wait, so you can perfectly grasp your entire penis in you hand?

Add: I was making a short penis joke. Haha.
Quote by slapsymcdougal
No, I judge people based on how similar they are to me.
The greater the similarity, the more of a total ****ing **** they are.


Metal is like an apple. Everything is good except for the core
Last edited by shawnkenneth at Jun 28, 2014,
#24
joe rogan has an old bit about this on an old comedy special. d:
I won't slave for beggars pay, likewise gold and jewels. But I would slave to learn the way, to sink your ship of fools.
#25
this thread is ghey.
Quote by jrcsgtpeppers
There shall be a stop to this madness. The battle is not over. My tasty licks aren't going anywhere.

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^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

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