#1
Lets do this. Im going to rap something and you guys try to follow. No im not dronk


ah yeah. oh yeah, ah yeah. here it comes.

Now this is the story all about how
My life got twisted, upside down,
#5
Quote by Cianyx
damn son, whered you find this

im like rapping from my heart bro. from my soul.
#6
stomp em in the nuts what stomp em in the nuts what stomp em in the nuts imma stomp em in the nuts what stomp em in the nuts what stomp em in the nuts what
There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#8
I spit supa hot fire
Because I am supa hot fire
My homies call me t Rex
Because I launch at you like a t Rex
And I like sex
Don't question me or you'll be next
#9
All I wanted was a ****ing Pepsi...
Dance in the moonlight my old friend twilight


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What's this about ****ing corpses? My UG senses were tingling.
#10
this sucks.


change of thread idea.

everybody find your rap name!

http://www.rhymebuster.com/rapgenerator

my name is DJ Kuts lol
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There shall be a stop to this madness. The battle is not over. My tasty licks aren't going anywhere.

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^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

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Hello.
I'm looking for professional bongo-ists and triangle-ists to make a Progressive Technical Brutal Death Metal band
(will be called AxOxJxLxAxIxVxXxUxWxZxQxUxRxWxGxJxSxAxLxKxMxNxHxUxGxAxAxWxVxCxBxZxVx)
(Don't even ask what it means)


https://soundcloud.com/95dank



#11
Lil' 2 Lucke-Z

damn it actually works...
Dance in the moonlight my old friend twilight


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What's this about ****ing corpses? My UG senses were tingling.
#12
iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiim black yall. and im black yall. and im blackety black and im black yall. and im black yall. and im black yall. and im blackety black and im black yall. im blickety black blackety black black im blackety black yoooo. because im black and im back.
There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#14
I'm the dopest rapper in this spiral arm.
"Dude, am I really thinking or am I, just like, thinking that I'm thinking?" -Bill Nye

CHIMPS>WOLVES

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I don't believe the Big Bang
#16
Green Big Jams Jolly Violet Suga J

:|
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I've never wanted to see a guy eat dick so much in my life.
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If you are white, you are scum.
#17
Quote by Andrea55
MM Huff Andrea 7 is da name.


We shud defo collab init gurl?
Dance in the moonlight my old friend twilight


Quote by metal4eva_22
What's this about ****ing corpses? My UG senses were tingling.
#18
my brothers kept in dark about my thug life ways
when they look away i cheat thats how i play lifes games
yea my momma think im workin on my phd
daddy think i died in world war three
call me immoral you can call me a D
but u kno this is just the way i like my life to B
all in all i do declare i think my life is pretty G

i suck but hey
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On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
#19
STRAIGHT OUT THE ****IN DUNGEONS OF RAP
WHERE FAKE NIGGAS DON'T MAKE IT BACK
superman is killing himself tonight
#21
Quote by Veronicuh
that's it? lol.... You've gotta come up with more than 2 lines

"come up with"

pretty sure it's been round since the 80's
Belief is a beautiful armour but makes for the heaviest sword.
#22
yo yo
yo yo
lostradamus on call
S!C on the beat

when i was in the third grade, i thought that i was cray
cos i could rap, had vocal chords and i was jammin to drake
i dropped a bomb, fears were raised in the place
the best white thing since the kkk
#25
Yo, this is the Pit's new throwdown thread
You ready for what I'll be spittin'?
Cos the rhymes so far are coming from
Giant pussies like Hello Kitten

(yes, I know it's Hello Kitty
You get the point I'm givin
But if I publicly referenced a girl's toy
I couldn't keep on livin)

"OP is a faggot"
Well this thread just proves that theory
He's been filled up so much that downstairs there's an
Asshole bigger than Denis Leary

Next up is JG
Yeah, his birthday is today
Your name could only sound more ethnic
If instead of "Joshua" it was "Jorge"

Whore? Hey!
Speaking of, next to post here was LostLegion
Being a T-Rex shouldn't matter
Small arms suit your smaller nether region

Macashmack? I can't believe you rap!
Kudos to you for trying
But go back shitting up the Pit with hundreds of threads
While sitting at home wank-crying

burgery, i'm copying your post style
while i give this thread a bump
for real though is your shift key broken
or are you like a real life forrest gump?


cbf doing the rest of you


this was shit but it killed time from studying

pretentious small text, right justified signature
UG's professional coffee nerd
also UG's musical theatre nerd
roscoe's wetsuit
#26
Quote by ozzyismetal
burgery, i'm copying your post style
while i give this thread a bump
for real though is your shift key broken
or are you like a real life forrest gump?

now son, dont talk shit about the way i type
sit back and relax and take a puff of my hash pipe
now ponder this aight, dont put up a fight
whose to tell you when your typing is right?
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On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
#28
Quote by Burgery
now son, dont talk shit about the way i type
sit back and relax and take a puff of my hash pipe
now ponder this aight, dont put up a fight
whose to tell you when your typing is right?
Your typing is shite
I am the grammar
I am the number one UG news slammer
Like Dave Mustaine
I have no soul
But I spit rhymes and breathe riffs like ozone

Lol I don't breathe ozone
#29
Quote by Burgery
my brothers kept in dark about my thug life ways
when they look away i cheat thats how i play lifes games
yea my momma think im workin on my phd
daddy think i died in world war three
call me immoral you can call me a D
but u kno this is just the way i like my life to B
all in all i do declare i think my life is pretty G

i suck but hey

banned
#30
Quote by MinterMan22
nigga


you have to have more than one line and they have to rhyme

like this


[lil nigga]

rolling in my escalade smokin chronic nigga,
i'm as real as it gets you feelin' me nigga,
i ain't never snitch or nuttin' nigga,
three hunne'd bitches linin' up to get some nigga,

i come from nuttin' fancy nigga,
grew up in the projects nigga,
but i ain't forgot my roots nigga,
i'm still a ghetto nigga nigga,

tr-808, droppin' beats nigga,
my words cut like razors nigga,
rhymin' like shakespeare nigga,
thuggin' like fredrick douglas nigga,

martin had a dream nigga,
but life is some real shit nigga,
police stalk yo' ass nigga,
can't never get a break nigga,

i do what i gotta nigga,
shoot like danny green nigga,
steal like kendall gill nigga,
try'na stay alive nigga,

it's hard for a brutha nigga,
just to make it by nigga,
they try'na bring me down nigga,
but i'll make it through, nigga

cuz' i got my niggas nigga,
and i got my hoes nigga,
and i got my caddie nigga,
rollin' through the street nigga,

america hate me nigga,
they love taylor swift nigga,
so i got taylor swift nigga,
to rap the next verse nigga,


[taylor swift]

i'm feeling like i'm 16,
droppin' out like 17,
smokin' up like 18,
bustin' out like 19,

growin' up like 20,
sippin' it like 21,
graduatin' like 22
last year like 23

livin' now like 24,
december i'll be 25,
throwin' darts like 26
diein' young at 27

broke up with by boyfriend,
dissin' my exboyfriend,
trouble with all my boyfriends,
i'm fed up with boyfriends,

maybe i'll get a girlfriend,
kissin' my new girlfriend,
no trouble with my girlfriend,
adelle could be my girlfriend,


[lil nigga]

i got stables fulla hoes nigga,
give one to you nigga,
hook you up real cheap nigga,
like discount gouchie bag nigga,


[taylor swift]

i heard your hoes are trouble,
i don't want no trouble,
i know they are trouble,
trouble trouble trouble,


[lil nigga]

i ain't got no time nigga,
to deal with this bitch nigga,
back to slummin' hard nigga,
tryin' to make it by nigga,

cut a brother slack nigga,
hood life takes a toll nigga,
gonna lay low nigga,
keepin' it real nigga,


and that is more or less how it is in the hood
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#31
Time for some 80's public information film rapping, oh yea!

My name is slapsy and I'm here to say
My rapping makes me sound like I'm really gay
But since I'm not, I won't get AIDS
Or shot to death in a police drug raid

Word.


Record contract plz.
Quote by Diemon Dave
Don't go ninjerin nobody don't need ninjerin'
#32
That rap generator website is awesome.

Unless STD tests cloud up your dreams
I hear the sounds of dope fiends' screams
Into the syllable killer
But guess who's coming for dinner?

I have no idea what it means, but it's deep yo.

Edit:

My rap name is A.B.U. rick Blue Pulla Slice Pulla Slice.
Last edited by ultimate-slash at Jun 29, 2014,
#33
Booty butt. Booty butt cheeks.
Booty butt. Booty butt cheeks.
Booty butt. Booty butt cheeks.
Booty butt. Booty butt cheeks.
Israel is a terrorist state.
#34
Yo this is me and my battle rap
OP smells worse than Josh Garcia's jockstrap
STD riddled *****s bow down before him
thins instantly die once he puts his dick in

Word.
#35
What's my name? WLP and I be the best
You see the rest they lookin like they need a rest
One more time, I'mma spit at you some shit
That's gon get at you be ****in with your mind, stop talkin shit
Cuz you out there runnin' your mouth
And really don't know who you ****in with
Here we go again
How many times do I have to tell you rap niggas?
I have no friends you still actin up
Runnin around here like some brand new pussy that's about to get ****ed
The game don't stop, I'm still gettin down for whatever
Whenever that's why my shit is hot, can't keep it real
Now, some of us do but most of us don't that's just how a nigga feel
I shed blood, for my people that'll keep you lookin see-through
Whenever you try to creep through