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#1
Joshua Garcia is a dork and smells bad.

Joshua Garcia watches so much anime that he accidentally learned Japanese.

Joshua Garcia is brown.

Joshua Garcia is so lame that his avatar is Mr. Clean.

Joshua Garcia is such a narcissist that he asked me to make this thread because the birthday thread wasn't enough.
#2
Quote by metal4eva_22
Joshua Garcia is such a narcissist that he asked me to make this thread because the birthday thread wasn't enough.
you forgot because im drunk but that's cool too.
There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#4
Quote by Joshua Garcia
you forgot because im drunk but that's cool too.

YOU'RE RUINING IT
#6
There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#9
what happened to the joshua garcia band?
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https://soundcloud.com/95dank



#10
What a dick.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/LYZyCdp.gif[/img]


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#11
They had a tragic break up when Joshua Garcia got in an argument with the Joshua Garcias.

It was a sad day in human history
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I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#12
There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#14
I heard he has fedoras and a cat and can play guitar pretty well


Oh wait I'm supposed to post negative things?
#15
Joshua Garcia has not kissed in 2014.
*-)
Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#16
Quote by lolmnt
Joshua Garcia has not kissed in 2014.

damn you really went for it :-/
#17
Quote by MinterMan22
damn you really went for it :-/

He got #roasted
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Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#18
There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#21
Quote by metal4eva_22
Joshua Garcia watches so much anime that he accidentally learned Japanese.


#22
Joshua Garcia got passed over on a role in The Brothers Garcia because he was adopted.
BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
#23
Quote by metal4eva_22
Joshua Garcia is such a loser that he posts on an internet message board.

Ha that's a good one!


Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#24
There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#25
Joshua Garcia has the 18th most common last name in the US like a chump.

He also made his full name his username like a gay.
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#26
Joshua Garcia needs a new amp.
Wayne's World! Party Time! Excellent!
Party on Wayne. Party on Garth

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Friendship and masturbation go a long way towards happiness. Until you have sex, then it's friendship and sex. And an empty wallet.
#28
There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#29
Joshua Garcia is such a noob that he only spams Hadoken in Street Fighter
#30
Joshua Garcia is so fat that when his fuel burns out he collapses and turns into a black hole.
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I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

ಠ_ಠ
#32
Not saying that Joshua Garcia has no game, but his old Space Cats avatar was the only pussy he's gotten that's been out of this world.

#rekt #roast #JoshyGarce #LiveTweetThePit

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#33
There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#35
Quote by magnus_maximus
Joshua Garcia is like bees

but bees are bro's so this is clearly not a negative thing
You who build these altars now

To sacrifice these children
You must not do it anymore
#38
Quote by lolmnt
Joshua Garcia has not kissed in 2014.

too real, too real
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#39
Who IS Joshua Garcia? Is he a musician, is he an artist or an addict of Japanese tentactle porn? He's hard to pin down though I've heard a lot of guys have been able to do so.
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