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#1
hello dear people of UG

I have a problem that has been bothering me for some time now, not that its constant but its something that arises every time i get drunk pretty much.

so i don't like being touched, i don't mind handshakes and a peck on the cheek, since they are common greetings here, but i have been told that once as a child an old man tried to give me a peck on the cheek and i punched him in the nose.

but since then it was never really a problem since i never was a very popular person and even smelt quite bad at a time, which has a tendency to keep people at a safe distance...

i feel like a wave to disgust flow threw my body from the point where people touch me, well men to be more specific, but sometimes if the person is a close friend i will not have the heart to tell him to get his ****ing hand off of me.

How do i let this be known?
usually i tend to ease there hand off and tell them that i don't like being touched, but every time they stare at me, surprised at the idea that i am maybe a rape victim ( not the case by the way) and also this of course does not happen with women, and would not like them to believe that i don't want them to touch me .

i'm pretty sure i'm not alone ?
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#2
come here and give me a hug
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#3
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#4
make sure you make it known how much it bothers you. im the same way and no friends touch me anymore. that flicking nipples shit for fun is juvenile af
#6
I hate being touched by people I don't know or like, I dont put myself in situations where I'm likely to be touched

People I like however, I love hugging/touching/holding hands
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#7
it depends on the person for me. I don't mind if a hot chick hugs me or hold my hand or whatever.
But i hate when people touch my shoulder or put their arm around my shoulder when talking to me. It's just uncomfortable.
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#8
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make sure you make it known how much it bothers you. im the same way and no friends touch me anymore. that flicking nipples shit for fun is juvenile af


thanks man
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#10
I'm not a fan of people touching me but I wouldn't say it causes disgust. Is there any reason why you hate it so much? I generally like having my personal space so I don't like when people get all close to me when they talk.
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I'm not a fan of people touching me but I wouldn't say it causes disgust. Is there any reason why you hate it so much? I generally like having my personal space so I don't like when people get all close to me when they talk.


Anxiety

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#12
for me it depends entirely on who's doing the touching
It's over simplified, So what!

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#13
I dislike being touched by most people.
I don't feel disgusted by it or anything, I just don't like it. It feels awkward to me and just makes me feel uncomfortable.

If it's a girlfriend, they're basically the only person that it won't bother me when they touch me. I mean, they've likely seen me naked so it would be strange if them touching me was a problem.


So...I guess you could ***** yourself out and sleep with everybody you know. You might not be as bothered about people touching you if they've all seen you naked and rammed your poop hole.
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#16
Sounds like you're gonna hate having sex
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#17
I hate people touching me. I've never even liked it when my girlfriends would give me a playful poke or push. Like keep your fking hands to yourself eh?
#18
I used to not like being touched. Then sex happened.

My advice. Get a prostitute.
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#20
Tell them you're a germaphobic.
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#21
I hate when random touch me. I don't really have a reason why, I just don't like it.
#22
I'd tickle everyone itt if I could.
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#24
Well youre getting touchee by the wrong people

Come over here and ill show you how itsdone
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#25
how are you french and not like being touched
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#26
Look out TS. I have a massive no-touching fetish that stems back to my days in toy stores. I want to touch you so hard right now.
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#27
There's a special sex move I do called the Charizard.
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#30
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What are you anxious about?


Social anxiety, it sucks. Its a lot better than it was, but I'm still very shy, and strangers touching me is a great way to make me feel super uncomfortable and on edge
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#32
Be sure never to venture too far south. You may end up leaving France and entering a land where strangers will touch you for no reason.
#33
When I did wushu training some new guy rubbed my hamstring without my permission. He touched me in a homosexual fashion. I told him to get the fucck off of me and kept my distance. I went to the trainers, told them about it and he was kicked out.

I know people like to be chummy and such, but you gotta let people know you don't want a pat on the back or anything minor. Its disrespectful of your boundaries and no one has that right.
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#34
My problem is that I'm extremely uncomfortable when people touch my shoulders for some odd reason. That's it, just my shoulders. It's honestly the most uncomfortable feeling I've ever felt in my life.
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#35
thanks for the serious advice guys, and its good to know i'm not alone, i feel like i will be able to let people know how i feel without feeling guilt now...

and all y'all weirdos who wanna touch me should just go back to touching yourselves
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#36
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I dislike being touched by most people.
I don't feel disgusted by it or anything, I just don't like it. It feels awkward to me and just makes me feel uncomfortable.


This.
#38
Grow a mustache and get a thick sweater. Then order a sex doll from the internet and pretend she is your girlfriend. Your small town will embrace you and eventually your sex doll/girlfriend will die and you will hook up with a shy chick that always had a thing for you.
#40
I love being touched by people unless I don't like the person or they're trying to molest me. We can even smash each others holes if I really like the person. Human contact is nice.


pls tuch me
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