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I'll start. THEISTS and CIS SCUM
Quote by jakesmellspoo
ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
#4
lolmnt
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Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#6
Quote by lolmnt
lolmnt

+1.
Blog Of Awesome UGers.
Quote by OddOneOut
I seem to attract girls.
Which is annoying, cos I'm a girl and I like cock.

Quote by IRISH_PUNK13
Being an idiot should be illegal too.
#7
Quote by Axelfox
Seriously, wearing one of those suits for a while, just the head alone gets up to 180 degrees

You'd be dead if that was true.
Quote by jakesmellspoo
ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
#8
Quote by Horsedick.MPEG
I hate when porn tries to have a story. Just get to the fucking.

abolish ten minute blowjobs!
banned
#11
Quote by Axelfox
People who get the wrong idea and think that furry is about people wanking in animal costumes simply based on something they saw on TV.


but it's okay if they get the idea from something they read on the internet
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#12
Your sig.
Most of the important things


in the world have been accomplished


by people who have kept on


trying when there seemed to be no hope at all
#13
Axel, you lament about how hot the suit gets like that somehow justifies the fact that you are wanking in a squirrel suit.
Quote by Saint78
That's forever imprinted in my brain in Dwight's voice. Seriously.

Voted UG's best threadstarter 2014.
#14
Quote by Dwight.Schrute
Axel, you lament about how hot the suit gets like that somehow justifies the fact that you are wanking in a squirrel suit.


dude what no

it's a fox suit not a squirrel suit

how could you make that mistake
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#17
Quote by jakesmellspoo
ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
#22
Quote by Thrill-house
Off the top of my head:

My back
Golf
Bright red lipstick/nails
lolmnt
axelfox
Jack White
Jack White fans

i am dying still feel that way
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Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#25
- Loud Gum Chewers
- Bananas
- Fundamentalists
- Pants tucked in shoes
- When people misuse the word "ironic"
Quote by Mattron2000
Shadowenspirit,
Developmental Tamer.
Shadowenspirit,
Ancient Sandwich Crafter



I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: "O Lord make my enemies ridiculous." And God granted it.


-Voltaire



So it is written.
Last edited by Shadowenspirit at Jul 2, 2014,
#26
summer heat
allergies
my crappy internet connection
people who drive under the speed limit
when people refer to themselves as "gamers"
people that obsess over tv shows.
Last edited by MeTallIcA313 at Jul 2, 2014,
#28
Quote by Shadowenspirit
- Loud Gum Chewers
- Bananas
- Fundamentalists
- Pants tucked in shoes
- When people misuse the word "ironic"

How do you tuck trousers into shoes?
it's all just coming back
it's all coming back

it's all coming back to me
#29
Quote by Baby Joel
How do you tuck trousers into shoes?


think every girl in skinny jeans and boots.
#30
Oh. So boots, not shoes then.
it's all just coming back
it's all coming back

it's all coming back to me
#31
Quote by Shadowenspirit

- When people misuse the word "ironic"


OMG, I was thinking the same thing. So ironic, right?
#32
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#33
Quote by Baby Joel
Oh. So boots, not shoes then.


well..... and then there are high-top sneakers, and sneakers are considered to be shoes. Then again, boots are a type of shoe.
#36
I had an extensive list, then I remembered that lolmnt was a man and hatred for him runs deep.


So just lolmnt. But i can't stop loving him either. Tell me how to feel plz.
daytripper75

Bullieve


Quote by Amuro Jay
I'm gonna need specific instructions again on how to properly dance with my pants on my head.
Quote by lolmnt
First you put your pants on your head.
Second you dance.
Third you wipe off all the pussy.
#37
The open A chord, for starters. It's a pain in the ass cramming all my large fingers in place, in time. I usually just avoid playing it if I can. Also, I don't like having to drive 45 minutes each way every morning to the methadone clinic; gas is hella expensive.
I've got the spirit, but lose the feeling.
#38
Quote by RylanThePotato
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This.

Pretty much all YouTubers with more than a million subscribers are awful, though. 'tis all about the #youtubemoney
My favourite channels have around 100k subscribers, and their videos are simpler in terms of editing and relies 100% on the quality of the content, especially those who aren't "international" (i.e. english speaking)

And people pestering my news feed on fb with their own shitty tumblr posts, which are usually just glorified retweets.
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Last edited by sfaune92 at Jul 2, 2014,
#39
Quote by yamahaducky8910
I stand corrected

Said the man in orthopaedic shoes.


*tumbleweed*
Quote by Diemon Dave
Don't go ninjerin nobody don't need ninjerin'
#40
Quote by slapsymcdougal
Said the man in orthopaedic shoes.


*tumbleweed*

Stand by your jokes man, I laughed

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