#4
this is even better than that 1 video u uploaded about da cats n dogs lol hahahaha XD

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8m4qIP3HK4
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#7
Why does a chicken coup have 2 doors?


If it had four it'd be a chicken sedan
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#8
****ing bitch ass rooster doesn't know how to crow.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A43JOxLa5MM
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#10
He really cocked that up.
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#11
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Why does a chicken coup have 2 doors?


If it had four it'd be a chicken sedan


wow that was better than expected
i don't know why i feel so dry
#12
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****ing bitch ass rooster doesn't know how to crow.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A43JOxLa5MM


That's awesome. How have I not seen that video before?

The rooster can probably replace some vocalists of bands that broke apart. Maybe sub him in for Tim Lambesis of As I Lay Dying? Change the band name, 'As I Lay Eggs'. (Yes, I know they're not Death Metal, piss off with your genre arguing.)
mmmmmmhmmm

That's exactly what I've been trying to say.

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brilliant