#1
I'll spare you the gory details but I've just been for a poop and as I was wiping, I noticed a fly in amongst my poop as I was examining the toilet paper.

My first thought was that I must have swallowed it but then there's no way it would have survived the descent through my digestive system right?!

How is this possible?
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#5
Maybe it was on the toilet paper.
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#7
probably crawled up into your ass while you were asleep and died

mightve laid eggs, i would have if i were a bug
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My first thought was that I must have swallowed it but then there's no way it would have survived the descent through my digestive system right?!
Logically, you already know the answer to that. It would have burned up inside your stomach acid.

Why bother asking? What a poopy thread.
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#12
I ate half a watermelon the other day for dinner and then when I took a dump it was all red with watermelon seeds urr where, it was fantastic.
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That just sounds like your digestive system doesn't work.
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probably crawled up into your ass while you were asleep and died

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#19
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That just sounds like your digestive system doesn't work.

Well I think all I ate the day prior was oatmeal and watermelon so I'm not too concerned about it.
#20
Maybe the fly was buzzing about behind you then when you went to wipe your bottom you pushed the fly into on to your bottom and wiped it on.

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#21
You examine the toilet paper after wiping....
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#22
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You examine the toilet paper after wiping....


How else are you supposed to know when to quit wiping?
#23
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How else are you supposed to know when to quit wiping?

'Examine' just seems a bit... intense. A brief perusal is all that's necessary.
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'Examine' just seems a bit... intense. A brief perusal is all that's necessary.

Even at a quick glance, you'd still see a fly on there, right?
#25
I once ate a whole bunch of red velvet cupcakes, which in turn gave me red poop. No, it wasn't bloody, I know the difference.
#26
That's hella gross, pal

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#27
Once I had green poo, I don't know why.
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#29
This is not nearly as traumatizing as my pink piss scenario.
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#32
Once when I was sick I had one of those purplish blue gatorades (can't remember the name of the flavor) and had very little to eat that day and I shit the most vibrant radioactive shade of green diarrhea.
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Yep. Except it was the morning after I ate it, and it doesn't usually do that, and it was after a long/hard run and after I had already started drinking.

Thought my liver died
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#37
TS' diet consists of flies and iirc their chitin exoskeletons are hard to digest. Or maybe you just asleep mid poop and a fly landed on it and got stuck.
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