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The time has come once again to celebrate the birth of the greatest country that ever existed in the history of Earth: America


Happy Birthday, dude. I got you a toy.







No crybaby eurpoors allowed
PM me for newts
#5
My Xbox gamertag is Taco of the USA.
I think that's patriotic enough.
Quote by SGstriker
If KFC is finger-licking good, then people would probably suck dicks for Popeyes. That's how good it is.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#14
Stars and stripes biotch!

"Everyone should embrace their inner old-man."

"Steven Seagal is to Shakespeare as mozzarella sticks are to side orders"


Pissing off people since 2012
#16
Quote by Malchius
You know there a cringe thread right?



Nice try, Europoor, but you can go back to your commune now.
PM me for newts
#21
Quote by StewieSwan
Nice try, Europoor, but you can go back to your commune now.

but...but europe is richer than the US
#23
Quote by Dirge Humani
wow it takes you an entire continent to be richer than a single country what a bunch of poor losers

but...but I was just referring to his derogatory slur of europoor
#24
Meanwhile, England still has a rich, pointless royal family.
Quote by Overlord
It's not hard to be nice, but it's nice to be hard
#25
Quote by Carnivean
Meanwhile, England still has a rich, pointless royal family.

it helps bring in revenue from tourism
#26
Quote by LostLegion
it helps bring in revenue from tourism


Oh so your country would go bankrupt if it wasn't for people coming to see your king and queen? Your country's even more pathetic these days than I thought.
Quote by Overlord
It's not hard to be nice, but it's nice to be hard
#27
Quote by LostLegion
it helps bring in revenue from tourism

Yes, because everyone loves to ogle walking inbred corpses.
Quote by MakinLattes
I'd kill you and wear your skin.
Quote by Siv During Livh
To attempt to have intercourse with a hornet's nest is a very bad idea,

Voted UG's worst cross dresser.
Also voted #95 on UG's Top 100 2013. Like it means anything....
#28
Hey, at least England got further than us in the World Cu-

Ohhhhhh
Quote by jakesmellspoo
ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
#29
Shut up about England's shitty old people.

In the spirit of international comradery, let's all share pictures of our national flags on the moon.

I'll start:

My God, it's full of stars!
#30
Quote by Carnivean
Oh so your country would go bankrupt if it wasn't for people coming to see your king and queen? Your country's even more pathetic these days than I thought.

I don't live in England you dope...

Quote by muffinduck01
Yes, because everyone loves to ogle walking inbred corpses.

Apparently the yanks adore it.
#31
Quote by Dreadnought
Shut up about England's shitty old people.

In the spirit of international comradery, let's all share pictures of our national flags on the moon.

I'll start:


10/10 post can't wait to see all the pictures of Euro flags up there.
#34
Quote by Dirge Humani
wow it takes you an entire continent to be richer than a single country what a bunch of poor losers

wow my small country is richer then your big country. What a big bunch of poor losers.

Go and cry ,your freedom cant help you now.
#36
Quote by LostLegion
but...but I was just referring to his derogatory slur of europoor
You feel that sorrow and you eat that sorrow with those tears - the tears of freedom.

-M'RCA-


#37
Quote by LostLegion
I don't live in England you dope...


Oh my bad, but you were defending it regardless right? Why stop now! ::
Quote by Overlord
It's not hard to be nice, but it's nice to be hard
#39
You may be the land of the free, but you're all still slaves to your federal reserve, good luck with that
Last edited by loz4 at Jul 4, 2014,
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