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#1
I'll start. Edward Snowden and cis people.
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ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
#2
gays
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#3
my country's future
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#4
Lots of things. But that's because I don't jump off the fence until I can learn about the situation at hand.
#6
Quote by Trowzaa
gays


what about Brodgers? He's pretty gay, what's that about him aiming for the 2d, isn't that sexual innuendo for the ass?
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#7
Quote by JohnnyGenzale
what about Brodgers? He's pretty gay, what's that about him aiming for the 2d, isn't that sexual innuendo for the ass?


fun fact

wife before success



girlfriend after success



what a lad
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#8
Fences are for squares.
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If KFC is finger-licking good, then people would probably suck dicks for Popeyes. That's how good it is.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#9
Quote by Trowzaa
fun fact

wife before success



girlfriend after success



what a lad


this doesn't go well with your signature tom.

you're a hypocrite



Edit

also

his child looks kinda corny

olololololololol
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#10
i don't even know what my signature is
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#11
Quote by Trowzaa
i don't even know what my signature is


melt
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#12
Quote by Trowzaa
i don't even know what my signature is


I had to check to see what mine is. Apparently I don't have one.
#16
The lochness monster and big foot
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There shall be a stop to this madness. The battle is not over. My tasty licks aren't going anywhere.

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^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

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Hello.
I'm looking for professional bongo-ists and triangle-ists to make a Progressive Technical Brutal Death Metal band
(will be called AxOxJxLxAxIxVxXxUxWxZxQxUxRxWxGxJxSxAxLxKxMxNxHxUxGxAxAxWxVxCxBxZxVx)
(Don't even ask what it means)


https://soundcloud.com/95dank



#17
I'm really unsure about my stance on guns. On one hand, I do see the danger in completely banning them, but I also see the danger of people having complete access to them on a seemingly-daily basis.
I like St. Anger. Ridicule me, daddy

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
#18
Fences. And Fencing.

I actually dated a girl who...fenced?
BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
#19
Quote by snipelfritz
Fences. And Fencing.

I actually dated a girl who...fenced?


Was she /fit/?
I like St. Anger. Ridicule me, daddy

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
#20
Quote by ErikLensherr
cis people.


What?
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Anyway I have technically statutory raped #nice

Quote by EndThecRinge51
once a girl and i promised to never leave each other

since that promise was broken

i dont make promises any more
#21
Quote by megano28
What?

Some of them seem well-meaning, but others, oh boy.
Quote by jakesmellspoo
ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
#22
Quote by ErikLensherr
Some of them seem well-meaning, but others, oh boy.


Are you trolling, or just don't have a full understanding of what cis means?
Quote by EndTheRapture51
Anyway I have technically statutory raped #nice

Quote by EndThecRinge51
once a girl and i promised to never leave each other

since that promise was broken

i dont make promises any more
#23
fisting
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Why would you spend tens of thousands of dollars to learn about a language you already speak? It was over before it even started dude

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brot pls
#24
Dating.

I'm moving across the state in two months, it's not like I'm looking to seriously connect with someone. But then I get super lonely and I keep finding myself in those situations. It's dumb.
#25
Quote by megano28
Are you trolling, or just don't have a full understanding of what cis means?

This condescending questioning is triggering me right now.
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ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
#26
Quote by ErikLensherr
Some of them seem well-meaning, but others, oh boy.


I wouldn't group that by cis. I think that it would be more accurate to call them "non-ally people".
I like St. Anger. Ridicule me, daddy

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#27
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I wouldn't group that by cis. I think that it would be more accurate to call them "non-ally people".

Yeah maybe. But cis is shorter to say and I'm a busy fellow.
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ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
#28
Quote by ErikLensherr
Yeah maybe. But cis is shorter to say and I'm a busy fellow.


Accuracy vs Political correctness is an eternal battle.
I like St. Anger. Ridicule me, daddy

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
#29
Quote by ErikLensherr
This condescending questioning is triggering me right now.


you're being pretty pathetic

telling you as a friend
i don't know why i feel so dry
#30
What do you think cis is?
Quote by EndTheRapture51
Anyway I have technically statutory raped #nice

Quote by EndThecRinge51
once a girl and i promised to never leave each other

since that promise was broken

i dont make promises any more
#31
Quote by Eastwinn
you're being pretty pathetic

telling you as a friend

It does feel kind of stale :/
Quote by jakesmellspoo
ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
#33
Don't be mad, I mock with love <3

Well no but not hate either. I have no strong feelings about tumblr besides finding their lingo funny.
Quote by jakesmellspoo
ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
#34
Quote by zgr0826
Was she /fit/?

Yeh, but above anything she had ****ing amazing tits. I just couldn't work up any real feelings for her.

But damn, those tits. And she had hella shy nips, which is just like a challenge. Oh man, now I'm thinking about those great bewbs. So great.
BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
#35
Quote by snipelfritz
Yeh, but above anything she had ****ing amazing tits. I just couldn't work up any real feelings for her.

But damn, those tits. And she had hella shy nips, which is just like a challenge. Oh man, now I'm thinking about those great bewbs. So great.


I like St. Anger. Ridicule me, daddy

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
#37
Quote by zgr0826

Me now gives me from two and a half years ago this look ever time I think about it.
BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
#38
Quote by snipelfritz
Me now gives me from two and a half years ago this look ever time I think about it.


>implying I don't understand your meaning
I like St. Anger. Ridicule me, daddy

Quote by ErikLensherr

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
#39
Quote by snipelfritz
Yeh, but above anything she had ****ing amazing tits. I just couldn't work up any real feelings for her.

But damn, those tits. And she had hella shy nips, which is just like a challenge. Oh man, now I'm thinking about those great bewbs. So great.


are you drunk?
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Oh dear, current affairs...
#40
Quote by CrazyMatt
are you drunk?

One does not need to be drunk to reminisce about a fine set of breasts
You who build these altars now

To sacrifice these children
You must not do it anymore
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