#1
i stubbed my toe on self-parody:
a thread about about feeling empty
or withdrawal or art history.
no sign ahead of brevity
but unkempt sentences do contain
ev'r minuscule promise of quality.

ev'r a shit post lurk your way
but with every intention to stay
no wiser you respond and say,
or think to yourself anyway:
a shit post ruined me with haste,
i compile my post-shit assáy!

this is for my h8rs
i don't know why i feel so dry
#2
Quote by Eastwinn
i stubbed my toe on self-parody:
a thread about about feeling empty
or withdrawal or art history.
no sign ahead of brevity
but unkempt sentences do contain
ev'r minuscule promise of quality.

ev'r a shit post lurk your way
but with every intention to stay
no wiser you respond and say,
or think to yourself anyway:
a shit post ruined me with haste,
i compile my post-shit assáy!

this is for my h8rs


I wander through the city
Wondering what is waiting for me
I see that it's all puns and jokes
All of which cause me to choke

Nothing can fix this crime
Just like the sour of a lime
I sit here waiting alone
With a sigh and with a moan.
I like St. Anger. Ridicule me, daddy

Quote by ErikLensherr

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#3
magnificent
intellectual
nice&cool
top lad
euphoric
realest

master of chivalry
appreciative of woman
nice&cool again

2
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#4
Stapled shut, inside an outside world and I'm
Sealed in tight, bizarre but right at home
Claustrophobic, closing in and I'm
Catastrophic, not again
I'm smeared across the page, and doused in gasoline
I wear you like a stain, yet I'm the one who's obscene
Catch me up on all your sordid little insurrections,
I've got no time to lose, and I'm just caught up in all the cattle
Pathetic
Understand it
I like St. Anger. Ridicule me, daddy

Quote by ErikLensherr

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#5
I'm cool with you.
I remember how you used to be a nobody but then you went on to be this somebody.
Quote by SGstriker
If KFC is finger-licking good, then people would probably suck dicks for Popeyes. That's how good it is.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#6
What the **** is this shit?
Quote by EndTheRapture51
Anyway I have technically statutory raped #nice

Quote by EndThecRinge51
once a girl and i promised to never leave each other

since that promise was broken

i dont make promises any more
#7
Quote by megano28
What the **** is this shit?


a fifteen minute relief from my boredom.
i don't know why i feel so dry
#8
A fifteen minute relief is a fifteen minute procrastination. Don't do drugs.
Quote by EndTheRapture51
Anyway I have technically statutory raped #nice

Quote by EndThecRinge51
once a girl and i promised to never leave each other

since that promise was broken

i dont make promises any more
#9
you are starting to get under my peel
BEWARE THE BANANA ARMY.

I SAY, I SAY, BEWARE THE BANANA ARMY.

They say when they finally attack, all the impostors will peel themselves. In order to tell if you have been assimilated, check for a zipper somewhere near your pelvis.


#10
Quote by Joshua Garcia
I'm cool with you.
I remember how you used to be a nobody but then you went on to be this somebody.

Who the fuck are you talking to?
I like St. Anger. Ridicule me, daddy

Quote by ErikLensherr

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#11
Quote by zgr0826
Who the fuck are you talking to?
Someone who is not Joshua Garcia.

Oh, I meant TS if that's what you're asking.
Quote by SGstriker
If KFC is finger-licking good, then people would probably suck dicks for Popeyes. That's how good it is.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#12
Quote by Joshua Garcia
Someone who is not Joshua Garcia.

D-do you mean me, senpai?
I like St. Anger. Ridicule me, daddy

Quote by ErikLensherr

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#13
Woe betide you, should you post another thread like this one
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#17
Quote by Eastwinn
i stubbed my toe on self-parody:
a thread about about feeling empty
or withdrawal or art history.
no sign ahead of brevity
but unkempt sentences do contain
ev'r minuscule promise of quality.

ev'r a shit post lurk your way
but with every intention to stay
no wiser you respond and say,
or think to yourself anyway:
a shit post ruined me with haste,
i compile my post-shit assáy!

this is for my h8rs


4/10 needs less self-consciousness

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Ha1eqHDu_w
Quote by Telecaster7
Oh dear, current affairs...
#19
Aaaah shit its a rap battle. I just got to get in the right mood.

Ah yeeah. oooh yeeaaah. ah shit here it coooomeeessss!

Now this is the story all about how
My life got twisted, upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air

In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
And said you're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air

I whistled for a cab and when it came near the
License plate said 'Fresh' and had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought now forget it, yo home to Bel Air

I pulled up to a house about seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabbie, yo Holmes smell ya later
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the prince of Bel Air

Based bro. Straight from my heart.
#20
i stubbed my toe on a shit thread:
a thread about about shit
or shit or shit history.
no sign ahead of non-shitevity
but unkempt shit threads do contain
not even minuscule promise of quality.

ev'r a shit post lurk your way
but with no intention to stay
no wise response to throw a shit threads way,
but think to yourself anyway:
a shit thread ruined my day,
i compile my post-shit assáy (wow, thats gay)!
#21
Im gonna record a 12 bar blues rendition of this
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#22
i post appreciation
this is my contribution
to up morale in here
eastwinn should have a beer
Quote by korinaflyingv
On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
#24
Quote by Thrashtastic15
i stubbed my toe on a shit thread:
a thread about about shit
or shit or shit history.
no sign ahead of non-shitevity
but unkempt shit threads do contain
not even minuscule promise of quality.

ev'r a shit post lurk your way
but with no intention to stay
no wise response to throw a shit threads way,
but think to yourself anyway:
a shit thread ruined my day,
i compile my post-shit assáy (wow, thats gay)!


that's the spirit
i don't know why i feel so dry
#26
Hello my name is Babby Joel forgive me for I have sinned


:'(
will someone carry me across ten thousand miles under the silence[/center[
#28
Adding more to mine.

Me Vs The World

Ok I don't know how we got here
Ok I don't know this place were at
Ok I don't know these people around me
Ok I don't know how to deal with that
As I wealth rough the path of destruction
This path of pain
This path of sorrow
I see my face from yesterday
I see it from today
I see it from tomorrow
Who was I
Who am I
Who is this person I'm gonna be
Now they're laughing at me
I wanna change
I wanna really change
I wanna rearrange
I wanna stop my addictions
I wanna evolve
Don't want to dissolve
I wanna end my affliction
Hi my name is Babby Joel and forgive me for I have sinned
will someone carry me across ten thousand miles under the silence[/center[
#30
this is an homage to
tortilla. he is gone from
here and we don't know where
he is.
I like St. Anger. Ridicule me, daddy

Quote by ErikLensherr

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#31
Quote by Burgery
i post appreciation
this is my contribution
to up morale in here
eastwinn should have a beer


yeh

i'm actually half-proud of that poem. two things i like about it really.
i don't know why i feel so dry