#1
I know this is a mirror thread, but for real. Wassup with that?

Imagine god as this jet black asexual ultra gender.
Most of the important things


in the world have been accomplished


by people who have kept on


trying when there seemed to be no hope at all
#3
Because God evidently at least has a metaphorical dick, and is assraping us(metaphorically) with it.
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#5
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He didn't metaphorically rape Mary, he went Zeus-style on her.

I'd always imagined the conception of Jesus to be more of a Rohypnol-y affair, but I'm no theologian.
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#7
because the patriarchy
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#8
God made Adam in his image or what not.

It's understood that this also includes gender.
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Anyway I have technically statutory raped #nice

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once a girl and i promised to never leave each other

since that promise was broken

i dont make promises any more
#9
But gOD isn't real.
I like St. Anger. Ridicule me, daddy

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
#10
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God made Adam in his image or what not.

It's understood that this also includes gender.


Learn to f*cking Bible, atheist.

'So God created mankind in his own image, in the image of God he created them; male and female he created them.'

God obviously has a pork sword and a sausage blanket.
#11
I swear to Goddess, I was pondering this the other day.
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#16
gaiashitlord
Most of the important things


in the world have been accomplished


by people who have kept on


trying when there seemed to be no hope at all
#19
****ing monotheists
O.K.

“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson


O__o
#21
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Learn to f*cking Bible, atheist.

'So God created mankind in his own image, in the image of God he created them; male and female he created them.'

God obviously has a pork sword and a sausage blanket.


"Our Father who art in Heaven".