Poll: Would you?
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View poll results: Would you?
Yes
13 52%
No
12 48%
Voters: 25.
#1
...And this pony had glass bone syndrome. Would you kick it in the face in order to prevent any energy crisis in the future?

Note: By doing this, you will have to haul the pony around in a wagon with you everywhere you go. Also, when you have sex, the pony has to be at the foot of the bed looking at you. It also will whine with pain every mnute until the day you die.

Would you do it?
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#4
This seems like the perfect question for what the f***?
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You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


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Just barreling dogs and barking trains
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#8
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Hmmmmm.....as melon scratchers go, that's a real honeydewdle....

lol
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#13
Is this a metaphor for friendship rainbow pride horses?
Most of the important things


in the world have been accomplished


by people who have kept on


trying when there seemed to be no hope at all
#14
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I hadn't considered glass bone smoking accessories, pony bowls wold probably sell.

Actually, yeah. They'd definitely sell.
#16
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I'd bust a nut in the ponies eye for perving on me and my hunnie.

CROTCH WATCH- They kick very hard. Act accordingly.
#18
what's glass bone syndrome? is that like anderson silva's shins?
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#23
I chose no, even though I hardly go anywhere, and my chances of having sex in the foreseeable future are close enough to 0 to make them effectively 0.
#25
Hold on just a gosh-diddly-darn second.

I'm expected to deal with this pony for the rest of my life? Does that mean that my own life expectancy is reduced to that of a glass-boned pony (Bony 2012) with a broken jaw?

If it were for the rest of the pony's life, then I'd do it.
Last edited by sashki at Jul 6, 2014,
#28
No. I would take the pony, take it with me on a circus tour around the world, market it as the Eighth Wonder of the Modern World, make a crap-ton of money, then retire in a quaint cottage in Alberta.
#29
i stopped reading at "pony"




#30
*puts on rainbow dash costume*

Wait, this isn't what this thread is about?
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#31
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*puts on rainbow dash costume*

Wait, this isn't what this thread is about?


Ponies.

Last edited by Axelfox at Jul 15, 2014,
#32
ffs axel
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I also have to do that. Cottaging this weekend
#33
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Yes, as long as everyone knew I was responsible. Then it would only be an asset during sex.


I can see it already... "Hey, that pony watching us have sex.... Yeah, that was all me "
#35
I'd let it play in traffic, then whoever hit it takes the consequences. Then I can enjoy pony-whining free sex
#36
This is a hilarious and greatly worked out question.
My God, it's full of stars!