Poll: Canti is
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squid
19 53%
man
6 17%
both
11 31%
Voters: 36.
#1
What kind of man must I be? Am I man condemned to humanity? Am I a man who hides his squiddery?

Who am I? Am I man or am I squid? Must I forever keep my tentacles hid?

The inkvasion commences, but where will I stand? Will I join my squid brethren or ally my fellow man?

Who am I? Am I squid or am I man? Will I condemn myself to slavery? Or dance freely in the tentacle bund?

Why can I not be both? Both man and squid as freedom rings? A world without this villainy. Or am I simply irony?

Who am I?
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#10
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#11
I like Calamari...
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#12
you left out the 'freak' option on the poll
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#18
Eat your pheasant
Drink your wine
Your days are numbered, bourgeois swine!
#20
>Says he's giving up the squid act.
>Asks if he's a squid.

You are a liar.
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You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
Last edited by Joshua Garcia at Jul 7, 2014,
#21
You are a man because squids can't type on a computer.
Last edited by NewDayHappy at Jul 7, 2014,
#22
squid don't have access to computers nor the capacity to use them

also they are delicious quickly deep fried and eaten before they get chewy from continuing to cook while the cool. especially baby squids.


they are really cheap to buy and despite being messy to prepare for cooking, they aren't as bad as cleaning whole fish. they will most likely become the main seafood of the future, along with their relatives, as they thrive in the future changed oceans that fish won't be able to handle, and most commercial fish would be extinct anyway.


if you however want to dress up as a squid in some kind of plastic suit with a diving tank and hang out in squid conventions in your local pool, all power to you buddy.
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#24
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squid don't have access to computers nor the capacity to use them

also they are delicious quickly deep fried and eaten before they get chewy from continuing to cook while the cool. especially baby squids.


they are really cheap to buy and despite being messy to prepare for cooking, they aren't as bad as cleaning whole fish. they will most likely become the main seafood of the future, along with their relatives, as they thrive in the future changed oceans that fish won't be able to handle, and most commercial fish would be extinct anyway.


if you however want to dress up as a squid in some kind of plastic suit with a diving tank and hang out in squid conventions in your local pool, all power to you buddy.

if you get squid tubes there super easy

squids themselves like you said are easier then a typical fish or another animal like a chicken, but you cant expect shit to be clean when you're starting from scratch
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#25
you are a turd.
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#26
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>Says he's giving up the squid act.
>Asks if he's a squid.

You are a liar.

Mr. Garcia, please. I am having an identity crisis.
¯\_()_/¯
#27
You are a liar with an identity crisis.
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#29
I think you're yes.
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#30
You Sir are Mr. Davy Jones


Either that or Squidward
Some people just wanna watch the world burn. Wanna join me when I take my turn to pour the gas, light the match, see your world flip upside down and drop until it's inside out?
#32
You giving up the squid schtick is like me giving up the potato schtick
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