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i am an odd number. take away one letter and i become even. what number am i?

bonus question:

7 girls on a bus being driven to school
each girl has 7 bags
for each bag there are 7 big cats
for every big cat there are 7 little cats
how many legs are on the bus?

feel free to contribute your own tricky math problems with tricky digits for us to try and solve :-(

I couldn't pay attention because I love every cat
cat
For the first one; Seven. Take away the S and you get Even.

I don't want to do the math for the second one.
0 legs on the bus. Buses have wheels.
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Seven and 700? I dunno man
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During a crazy weekend of paintball, four friends were having great fun. The paint came in blue, green, yellow and red. Coincidentally, the four friends had T-shirts in those same colors. Brenda used blue paint balls. The person in the green T-shirt used yellow paint balls. James was not wearing a red T-shirt. Diane used green paint balls and wore a blue T-shirt. Simon was the only person who used paint which was the same color as his T-shirt. What is the make and model of each person's aunt's car?
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nineteen take away the last n and you get 90

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0 legs on the bus. Buses have wheels.

That's the answer I'd normally go for. But if we're working out the number of legs involved:

7 girls = 14 legs
7 lots of 7 bags of 7 big cats with 4 legs each = 1372 legs (big cats)
7 lots of 7 bags of 7 big cats with 7 little cats each with 4 legs = 9604 legs (little cats)

So at the moment we have 10990 legs

Add 2 for the bus driver.

10992 legs belonging to those who travel on the bus. That's ridiculous.
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10992 legs belonging to those who travel on the bus. That's ridiculous.

We're gonna need a bigger bus
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You are driving a bus, there are 14 people on the bus, it stops and picks up 3 people. The bus drives on, stop and 8 people get off. further up 142 people get on the bus. after that 98 and two-thirds people board the bus via helicopter. finally 174 985 472.666 people get off the bus and promptly explode in an enormous fireworks display.

Who is driving the bus?
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I was, but I got distracted by the pretty fireworks and now the bus has crashed into a ditch. It's OK though, I'm fine and the remaining minus 174985223 passengers felt it was their time to go anyway.

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People with tinnitus might take offense to the thread title, you insensitive asshole!

I think tinnitus has made us more comfortable with status ailments.
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Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
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I was, but I got distracted by the pretty fireworks and now the bus has crashed into a ditch. It's OK though, I'm fine and the remaining minus 174985223 passengers felt it was their time to go anyway.

EDIT: ^pasta

A poem.
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I can out-bore you any day
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i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
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