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#1
I need help completing this train of thought

When a baby is naked, It's cute and funny
When a toddler is naked, it's still probably cute and funny, especially if it's at a pool
When an adolescent is naked, it's definitely weird, and shouldn't be a thing
When an adult is naked it's awesome
and when and old person is naked it's weird again
And then when they've been dead a thousand years and naked we revere them


Why?


Also, I'm naked.

Get naked with me so we can pool our collective nudism into this demanding subject for science
It's over simplified, So what!

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I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#2
I can't get naked right now, because I'm at work.

I appreciate your efforts on resolving this important issue.
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~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#3
it's your duty to be a prophet to your people

Tell them to shed their ties and slacks and whatever else they might be wearing for the truth!
It's over simplified, So what!

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I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
Quote by theguitarist
Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
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I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#5
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I'm in bed but I am not opposed to whipping it out under the covers for the purpose of this thread.


genuinely inspiring

I hope everyone will be as enthusiastic as you :3
We will have this fiasco sorted in no time
It's over simplified, So what!

Quote by eGraham
I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
Quote by theguitarist
Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
Quote by Wolfinator-x
I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#6
Since when is it weird when adolescents are naked?
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I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

ಠ_ಠ
#7
Let me just get out of my peel
BEWARE THE BANANA ARMY.

I SAY, I SAY, BEWARE THE BANANA ARMY.

They say when they finally attack, all the impostors will peel themselves. In order to tell if you have been assimilated, check for a zipper somewhere near your pelvis.


#8
I'm at work but I'm prepared to be fired for the purposes of this thread.
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#9
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I'm at work but I'm prepared to be fired for the purposes of this thread.

Always the one-upper
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I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#12
Huh, it's almost as if how appetitive it is to see someone the way they are likely to be during sex varies as function of how close they are to peak fertility. pssh.
#16
Quote by Wormholes
We're the most evolved species on the planet, we're passed nudity.

Don't let the pressure of societal norms hold you down, mannnn
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I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#17
i fully support your cause but i don't think i could live down getting naked for the pit

maybe l8r when illicit substances will be involved


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#18
Quote by Obsceneairwaves
When an adolescent is naked, it's definitely weird, and shouldn't be a thing
When an adult is naked it's awesome


I would have to argue for swapping these two.
#20
My penis gently swaying in the breeze, the sunlight tickling me, I feel all around me. I am connected.
#21
i was gonna start my day off with a decent breakfast and a nice jog, but i opted to stay naked and watch goldeneye instead.
#23
You're showing signs of being a closeted nudist.

Let your freak flag fly my friend.
#24
Quote by Neo Evil11
Since when is it weird when adolescents are naked?

"If God exists, there's no way he is French" - Andrea Pirlo

S A D B O Y S
#25
and when a 22-year-old brown girl is naked, people stay on the internet longer than they anticipated
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#27
^ Idk, I tend to find that many of the people I know are much sexier naked than I initially anticipated. We have had a good handful of naked parties and I'm always surprised.


edit: I was thinking 'maybe people who look bad naked dont come to naked parties' but a lot of my friends who are unhappy with their bodies still showed up and got naked and they all looked great. I have this one friend who is soooo uncomfortable with his body and I saw him naked and couldn't understand why - I think he thinks he's fat but he is really just a big dude (broad shoulders, long legs, big butt), which happened to look amazing bare.

Hell my husband has extreme body issues and he is, no exaggerations, the hottest person I have ever met. Being naked around people has helped
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theguitarist
minterman22
tateandlyle
& alaskan_ninja

Last edited by vintage x metal at Jul 8, 2014,
#28
Quote by vintage x metal
^ Idk, I tend to find that many of the people I know are much sexier naked than I initially anticipated. We have had a good handful of naked parties and I'm always surprised.




You have a very interesting life.
#29
Quote by I.O.T.M

Why? adolescents are like people from 16 till somewhere in their 20s?
Quote by Carmel
I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

ಠ_ಠ
#30
Quote by vintage x metal
^ Idk, I tend to find that many of the people I know are much sexier naked than I initially anticipated. We have had a good handful of naked parties and I'm always surprised.


edit: I was thinking 'maybe people who look bad naked dont come to naked parties' but a lot of my friends who are unhappy with their bodies still showed up and got naked and they all looked great. I have this one friend who is soooo uncomfortable with his body and I saw him naked and couldn't understand why - I think he thinks he's fat but he is really just a big dude (broad shoulders, long legs, big butt), which happened to look amazing bare.

Hell my husband has extreme body issues and he is, no exaggerations, the hottest person I have ever met. Being naked around people has helped


Maybe you just have sexy friends?
#31
Quote by Neo Evil11
Why? adolescents are like people from 16 till somewhere in their 20s?

(of a young person) in the process of developing from a child into an adult.

So, basically a teenager.
#32
naked adolescents are preferred

and this question, knob, requires a pretty extensive answer that none of us are prepared to give. you should try a book.
i don't know why i feel so dry
#33
I dont get nudity. If you want to be naked be naked. If you don't don't. Obviously there are certain circumstances where being naked would be odd and clothes should probably be worn but whatever

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#35
nudity is disgusting and you all should be ashamed of yourselves.




#36
Quote by MinterMan22
nudity is disgusting and you all should be ashamed of yourselves.

but without nudity how will we ever see a butt???
banned
#37
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but without nudity how will we ever see a butt???

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#38
Quote by deadsmileyface
but without nudity how will we ever see a butt???

a wise cat lady once said all butts are pretty much the same

have a look in the mirror & enjoy




#39
because the general population is either terrified of or over sexualizes the bodies they were born with
this house is bitchin
#40
Quote by vintage x metal
and when a 22-year-old brown girl is naked, people stay on the internet longer than they anticipated




definitely weird how that works isn't it
It's over simplified, So what!

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I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
Quote by theguitarist
Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
Quote by Wolfinator-x
I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
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