#1
dis is a new phase in my comedy career. lately, i been pulling my wiener out and pretending like its a person. i call him Flubs. BAR HAR HAR HAR!



like, me and my fat girlfriend brenda will be sitting eating tacos, and i'll pull my wiener out and make Flubs talk. i just waggle him around and make him say stuff like "feeeeeed me"! brenda doesn't think its funny, but she's a two bit dame, so who cares?



my homie naven thinks its hillarious, and he asks to talk to Flubs all da time. and i pull him out and make him say "heeeey naven! someone FEEED ME"! and i make him talk in a sad voice. naven really thinks its funny cos naven can appreciate funny stuff.



my mom and uncle travis HATE IT! we was having dinner at my uncle travis house, and i pulled it out on him and started making it talk and stuff. needless to say he got so mad and put me in a headlock again and my mom started crying. BAR HAR HAR HAR!



hey ASMB! FLUBS IS OUT NOW! wanna ask him something? BAR HAR HAR! DAT FUNNY! ME FUNNY!
#2
Wow we've reached a whole new level of dumb
it's all just coming back
it's all coming back

it's all coming back to me
#3
Quote by Baby Joel
Wow we've reached a whole new level of dumb

i reached a whole new level of your mom's butt!
#4
Flubs, how does it feel to be connected to an actual knob?
Quote by lambofgod127
btw im in hs and im almost 18 so if u do think she was flirting with me dont say that its wrong im almost a grown man.




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