Poll: Are you going to hit your kids
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View poll results: Are you going to hit your kids
yea
21 34%
no
40 66%
Voters: 61.
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#3
I'm gonna spank yours xo
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#5
Gonna go all Chris Brown on them

lol, nah

Gave my daughter about two taps on the hand that's bout it.

Now sending her to her room works and she always says sorry after.
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#6
"My parents told me that I used to laugh when they'd spank me so they knew I was going to be a huge pain in the ass in the future" my friend told me this last night so no, I won't
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#8
Idk. That's what I'd get for a punishment, but I think I would try not to.
Then I'd run from my dad and hide in the bathroom and lock the door until he'd forget.

I'd be soo proud of my child if he did that. I wouldn't even care why I was punishing them, I'd stop and buy them ice cream if they did that.
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#9
If you spank you are a bad parent.
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#10
no, if I can't learn my kids in other ways I doubt spanking will make them any better.
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#12
Only if it's a boy.
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#14
Quote by lolmnt
If you spank you are a bad parent.

That's not true at all.

I'm not going to spank my kids because I know there are alternative means of getting compliance that I would be more comfortable using.
#15
Stupid question - stupid answers. What'd you expect?

That's not a choice you make. Sometimes there are alternatives, sometimes there are not. You never know what kind of children you end up with. Hopefully you won't need to. But you end up in a bad marriage, your idiot partner gets custody for a couple of years and turns your child inte a little f*ckhead, I'd like to see a parent that can get stuff done by talking.

Also, hitting your kids is not a habit (if you're a sane parent). But all the "anti-smack" people make it sound like that. Just listen to your question; "are you gonna spank your kids?" Like it's done on a daily basis.
#18
Quote by JackWhiteIsButts
That's not true at all.

I'm not going to spank my kids because I know there are alternative means of getting compliance that I would be more comfortable using.

Like saying things like "time out, mister" or "you're grounded," or "you gave me your word, young man."

Or spraying them with a water bottle.
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#19
No. I'll just take away the Angry Birds or whatever the popular shitty mobile game will be when they are being a little shit.
#20
No, I'll just leave them in a car during summer for a certain amount of time proportional with the offense.
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#21
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No, I'll just leave them in a car during summer for a certain amount of time proportional with the offense.
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You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#22
No but i'll spank a hot step daughter if i get one and shes over the age of consent
You hit 'em and they get back up
I hit 'em and they stay down
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#25
I would challenge them to a Yu-Gi-Oh! duel instead #HeartOfTheCards
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#26
I will.
I got a clip round the ear whenever I was being a little basterd and I turned out more well behaved and socially acceptable than most people I know who didn't get a good slap for being a devil child. Obviously I didn't enjoy being hit, so I would avoid doing 'bad things' like any child with half a brain would if they know the consequences. I wasn't generally a naughty child though, so the amounts of times I actually got a smack were minimal since I usually listened and stopped doing something the first time I was asked.

My younger brother and sister on the otherhand...well...they've never been hit for bad behavior since my Mum apparently changed her views about it when they came along. They just get shouted at which they just ignore or laugh at, or sent to their room where they just watch TV or go on the Playstation because really. Wow, such punishment. They pretty much do what they want whilst my Mum is pretty much powerless.
My brother is 15 and been in trouble with the police more times than I thought possible for a child. He's also been kicked out of 1 school.
My sister is the most spoiled little beoch I've ever seen. She expects everything and expects to be able to do what she wants with no consequences.

Either my Mum got lucky with me but unlucky with the other two, or a good smack is what both of them could have done with years ago.


No. I'll just take away the Angry Birds or whatever the popular shitty mobile game will be when they are being a little shit.


If my child is old enough for me to 'punish them', they're not old enough to warrant having a phone in the first place.
It annoys me when kids are walking around with smartphones n stuff. Unless they are expecting an important call, there is no need for a mobile when they can use a house phone.


why would i spank them when i can give them a taste of the peoples elbow


If they're being bad, they don't deserve to witness the most electrifying move in sports entertainment...let alone be a part of it.
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#27
Of course I am! But only when they're being sexy.
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#28
I think some of the kids on here need a spanking for the way they act towards me.
#29
Quote by JackWhiteIsButts
That's not true at all.

I'm not going to spank my kids because I know there are alternative means of getting compliance that I would be more comfortable using.

It is true. If you spank, you're a shithead

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i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#30
it is true
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#31
Quote by lolmnt
If you spank you are a bad parent.

That's not totally true. There have been many, many good parents that have spanked their kids that turned out just fine. Parents that use excessive force are obviously shitheads. But, really it all depends on the child's age on how a parent can respond appropriately.

Personally, I'm not sure I'd plan on spanking any kids I'd have in the future. I think I would rather scare the shit out of them by being a spazz when they act up. Seems like it'd be pretty effective. I would much rather scream really loudly at them than actually spank them, I guess. Plus, there are way too many CPS issues nowadays.

Edit- However, acting like a spazz towards them will only set a bad example. So, I guess I'd devise some really grouling chores for them.
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#32
My mom spanked me once when I was younger, and it was ineffective. I fake cried and then walked outside and continued whatever trouble I was doing.

But your mom still spanks me
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#33
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That's not totally true. There have been many, many good parents that have spanked their kids that turned out just fine. Parents that use excessive force are obviously shitheads. But, really it all depends on the child's age on how a parent can respond appropriately.

Personally, I'm not sure I'd plan on spanking any kids I'd have in the future. I think I would rather scare the shit out of them by being a spazz when they act up. Seems like it'd be pretty effective. I would much rather scream really loudly at them than actually spank them, I guess. Plus, there are way too many CPS issues nowadays.

Despite. Not because of. That's the difference.

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Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#34
i got very lightly spanked once and the only thing was i was weirded out my mom was slapping my butt

No but really spanking is really unnecessary and I don't see how it isn't clear it leads to far more problems than helping things for about a dozen huge reasons. And parents touching their post-diaper children's butts is one of 'em
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#35
I know my kids are going to be trouble making assholes so i'm going to go ahead and twist their ear like a proper parent.

You dont leave bruises you idiots, you twist their ear, they listen, literally.
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#36
If there's bruises you tell people it's a pee wee football injury or they ran into a door.
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#37
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#39
I'm gonna use a mallet lol

Jk, they're gonna be so well behaved, little tots I won't have to.
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#40
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^ all day here

Actually the word barbarian is from the Greek "barbaros," meaning anyone who isn't Greek.

But I suppose there were homes in ancient Greece, too.
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