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Authorities investigate armed robberies of Amish buggies
Wednesday, July 2, 2014, 10:00 am

Michigan State Police troopers from the West Branch Post, along with Gladwin and Clare county sheriff’s deputies, are investigating several armed robberies of Amish buggies.

The armed robberies and attempted armed robberies occurred in Gladwin and Clare counties between May 22 and June 4, a media release from troopers states.

Troopers first began investigating the case after the June 4 attempted robbery, which occurred about 10 p.m. along Bard Road in Gladwin County. The victim of the robbery attempt turned his buggy around and drove away when the suspect approached him. No property was stolen and no one was hurt.

That case led troopers to additional incidents that have occurred. The method of operation in the incidents involves the suspects driving up to their victims after dark with a vehicle’s bright lights on to avoid being seen. That has led to sketchy vehicle identifications. Thus far, the descriptions include a dark colored vehicle, a pickup truck and a sedan, troopers said. The suspects then demand cash.


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Didn't Slash get robbed by an Amish dude a while back. That's why he set up a Q and A for 3 hours so he can pay the Amish to get his hat back.

He only answered 1 question, but thats besides the fact.
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I hope an Amish vigilante pops up in response to this.
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I hope an Amish vigilante pops up in response to this.

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With today's gas prices, who wouldn't be stealing a buggy, amiright?
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I don't know what you would expect to get from robbing the Amish. Fresh produce I guess.
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i thought this meant like ripped. which btw i just went to an amish festival thing and most of the young adults were actually extremely handsome apart from the extreme bowl cuts every one of them donned which i didn't know was a thing
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i thought this meant like ripped. which btw i just went to an amish festival thing and most of the young adults were actually extremely handsome apart from the extreme bowl cuts every one of them donned which i didn't know was a thing


That haircut is as Amish as sugar cream pie.
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