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#2
Oh good. I thought somebody slipped on a banana peel and fell into a wood chipper.
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#3
The filthy banana scum deserved their hideous death! Only the lemons are the true kings of the fresh produce section!
#4
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Oh good. I thought somebody slipped on a banana peel and fell into a wood chipper.

When my grandfather was still alive, he would let me help him feed branches into his wood chipper to make compost for his tomato plants. The tomatoes he grew were very tasty.

That's all i've got to contribute.
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I also have to do that. Cottaging this weekend
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#5
Quote by slapsymcdougal
The filthy banana scum deserved their hideous death! Only the lemons are the true kings of the fresh produce section!


HORRENDOUS LIES.

You dare challenge me? I am your savior, you ungrateful hack.
BEWARE THE BANANA ARMY.

I SAY, I SAY, BEWARE THE BANANA ARMY.

They say when they finally attack, all the impostors will peel themselves. In order to tell if you have been assimilated, check for a zipper somewhere near your pelvis.


#6
Quote by TheTee56
HORRENDOUS LIES.

You dare challenge me? I am your savior, you ungrateful hack.
Challenge? What challenge? My citrussy bretheren(well, those of the lemon master race, anyway) will sweep aside your pathetic, sub-lemon banana-y animals, and keep you in zoos where you belong!
#12
Quote by slapsymcdougal
Challenge? What challenge? My citrussy bretheren(well, those of the lemon master race, anyway) will sweep aside your pathetic, sub-lemon banana-y animals, and keep you in zoos where you belong!


Tough talk from a squirter.
We are strong. We are firm. We are phallic.
You are nipple shaped.
BEWARE THE BANANA ARMY.

I SAY, I SAY, BEWARE THE BANANA ARMY.

They say when they finally attack, all the impostors will peel themselves. In order to tell if you have been assimilated, check for a zipper somewhere near your pelvis.


#13
So I've always wondered what's your stance on human consumption of bananas? Are you against it, being a banana and all?

Edit: Oh. Didn't watch the video. Guess that answers my question. :/
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There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
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#14
Quote by TheTee56
Tough talk from a squirter.
We are strong. We are firm. We are phallic.
You are nipple shaped.

Yes, and nipples are far superior to wangs.

I'd certainly rather have a nipple in my mouth.

But enough of this banter. The Illinois Lemon National Socialists will march this very weekend to protest against the egregious sins of the bananas against national unity.
#15
I usually smash my banana and then eat it on some roasted bread. I don't like the structure of bananas otherwise, they are almost as bad as potatoes in that area.
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I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

ಠ_ಠ
#19
Something interesting - bananas contain trace amounts of radiation from potassium isotopes and it would take approximately 4000 bananas to kill someone of potassium overdose.
A poem.
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#21
You are all making me feel like a persecuted minority.
BEWARE THE BANANA ARMY.

I SAY, I SAY, BEWARE THE BANANA ARMY.

They say when they finally attack, all the impostors will peel themselves. In order to tell if you have been assimilated, check for a zipper somewhere near your pelvis.


#22
Quote by Pastafarian96
Something interesting - bananas contain trace amounts of radiation from potassium isotopes and it would take approximately 4000 bananas to kill someone of potassium overdose.


potassium ions are, in a general sense, extremely toxic. see: lethal injection.
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#23
Quote by Pastafarian96
Something interesting - bananas contain trace amounts of radiation from potassium isotopes and it would take approximately 4000 bananas to kill someone of potassium overdose.


Or you could murder 4,000 people with one banana each and save 16,000,000 bananas.
#24
Quote by TheTee56
You are all making me feel like a persecuted minority.

You could say we are committing banacide.
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I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

ಠ_ಠ
#25
Quote by Neo Evil11
You could say we are committing banacide.


You are dead to me.
BEWARE THE BANANA ARMY.

I SAY, I SAY, BEWARE THE BANANA ARMY.

They say when they finally attack, all the impostors will peel themselves. In order to tell if you have been assimilated, check for a zipper somewhere near your pelvis.


#27
Quote by TheTee56
You are dead to me.

If you continue i will put you on my bread.
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I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

ಠ_ಠ
#29
That lucky bastard I wish I fell in a woodchipper :
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#30
Quote by Eastwinn
potassium ions are, in a general sense, extremely toxic. see: lethal injection.

They're not really more toxic than anything else; too little potassium will **** you up just as badly as too much.
Though it doesn't really take all that much potassium to **** you up if you've got dodgy kidneys.
#31
Quote by The Spoon
Does this mean we are mortal enemies now?


You dare show your face here? Have you no shame
BEWARE THE BANANA ARMY.

I SAY, I SAY, BEWARE THE BANANA ARMY.

They say when they finally attack, all the impostors will peel themselves. In order to tell if you have been assimilated, check for a zipper somewhere near your pelvis.


#32
Nope, just lemons.
"Everyone should embrace their inner old-man."

"Steven Seagal is to Shakespeare as mozzarella sticks are to side orders"


Pissing off people since 2012
#34
It seems I have lost this round.
No matter. I will come back with greater power. Just you wait.
BEWARE THE BANANA ARMY.

I SAY, I SAY, BEWARE THE BANANA ARMY.

They say when they finally attack, all the impostors will peel themselves. In order to tell if you have been assimilated, check for a zipper somewhere near your pelvis.


#35
Quote by TheTee56


Sent to the FBI, the CIA, Interpol, Jesus, your mom, Obama, Merkel, Mr. Rodgers, and the neighborhood watch.

That was pure degeneracy and corruption. I hope that what you have posted is an affront to the Lord God Almighty and all those who truly worship him. You must be some kind of Episcopalian-Muslim-Atheist-Catholic-Pentocostal-Jew freak.

I'll be praying for you
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#36
Quote by Eastwinn
potassium ions are, in a general sense, extremely toxic. see: lethal injection.

Thankfully it's a specific isotope that is present in the human body already.
Also on the topic of irradiated food, brazil nuts are also radioactive and if someone walked into a nuclear power plant with them in their pocket, they are at risk of setting off the radiation leak alarm.
A poem.
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no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#37
Quote by Pastafarian96
Thankfully it's a specific isotope that is present in the human body already.
Also on the topic of irradiated food, brazil nuts are also radioactive and if someone walked into a nuclear power plant with them in their pocket, they are at risk of setting off the radiation leak alarm.

No, the potassium part of a lethal injection works because heart muscle actively stores potassium ions to create a potential difference across their membranes, to allow electrical currents to pass. The potassium from a lethal injection increases the concentration of potassium outside the cells, depolarising them and preventing the conduction of electrical signals, which causes a fatal arrhythmia.
#39
Quote by TheTee56
You are all making me feel like a persecuted minority.

So, does this mean you're volunteering to be the banana in my banana split later?
#40
Quote by Pastafarian96
Something interesting - bananas contain trace amounts of radiation from potassium isotopes and it would take approximately 4000 bananas to kill someone of potassium overdose.



Wow shit, I was on my 3999th banana, thanks for this!
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