#1
Sup guys!

It's good to be back. What'd I miss?

Also, I wanna say that, while being banned, it gave me time for some introspection and I realized that I wanna stop being a fanny on these forums and contribute positively instead. No longer will I touch on touchy subjects to get emotions riled up.
#3
I bought a new friend. I called it Phillip. It is a paprika. Philip paprika. You coming back has made my relationship with Philip paprika confusing.
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I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

ಠ_ಠ
#4
I honestly thought you were perma'd

Or maybe I'm confusing you with Ian.
#7
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I bought a new friend. I called it Phillip. It is a paprika. Philip paprika. You coming back has made my relationship with Philip paprika confusing.


Threesome.

Quote by E7#9
I honestly thought you were perma'd

Or maybe I'm confusing you with Ian.


You're confusing me with IantheFox? UG's furry?

Damn
#8
Rustle all the jimmies!
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btw im in hs and im almost 18 so if u do think she was flirting with me dont say that its wrong im almost a grown man.




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#11
I am glad you are back Phil. You are a good guy and hopefully now the forum can see you for who you really are.
it's all just coming back
it's all coming back

it's all coming back to me
#12
hip hip hooray-booo

I don't know whether to praise or despise your return so I did both
It's over simplified, So what!

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I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
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Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
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I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#14
No more rustling jimmies!
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I was incredibly drunk and only really remember writing a fanfic where ESP was getting porked by a pony.

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I'd honestly fap to anything with a set of genitals as long as I find it aesthetically appealing.
#16
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No more rustling jimmies!

I will rustle the jimmies until they shimmy like a simmering flamenco dancer's armpit hairs.
"Everyone should embrace their inner old-man."

"Steven Seagal is to Shakespeare as mozzarella sticks are to side orders"


Pissing off people since 2012
#17
Quote by Philip_pepper
The sexual tension between us is so palpable.

I never knew 'palpable' was a synonym for 'rapey'.
#19
I didn't know you were gone.

I always get you an burgery mixed up for some reason
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wtf is a selfie? is that like, touching yourself or something?
#20
Quote by Philip_pepper
I realized that I wanna stop being a fanny on these forums and contribute positively instead. No longer will I touch on touchy subjects to get emotions riled up.

Quote by Philip_pepper
Ain't rape if you love it.

**** you.
*-)
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i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

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