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#1
So, I was thinking today, what would happen if you ran into another UGer at a party and someone brought a guitar/bass/various instrument?
Bass Gear:

Mensinger: Speesy
Fender Precision 1989 (CIJ Rosewood)
Fender Steve Harris (CIJ)
Lakland J Sonic 5
Epiphone Explorer
Maruszczyk (custom) Jake

Ashdown CTM 100
#3
I'd have to get invited first
You hit 'em and they get back up
I hit 'em and they stay down
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#6
I would cry;D
Guitars:
ESP LTD EX 50 with Dimarzios
Modified MIM Fender strat with schaller floyd rose
LTD EC-1000 with EMG's
2x LTD EC 401

Amps:
Marshall JVM205h
Fender Mustang II

Other bits and pieces:
D'addario strings
TC electronic g-major 2
#7
I'd tell them if they play that guitar at a party then they're scum, sub-human scum.
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#8
Turn around and leave. Act like nothing happened for the rest of the night. Leave early, drive really far away, then lock myself in my car and sleep there for the night.
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#9
it will feel like meeting a former schoolmate in your work office.
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#12
get them really drunk then wait for them to fall asleep and then pee on them so they think they pissed themselves lol
#14
Who would bring a guitar or bass to a party?
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Who would bring a guitar or bass to a party?


us but in 2009
i don't know why i feel so dry
#16
If it was Eastwinn we'd just go ridin

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#17
I would get into my Grand Am with a Jimmy-rigged flux capacitor installed and go back in time to when the party started.
Then I would pretend that I was cloned and make them figure out which one of us was the real me.
But then the original me would have to do exact same thing at the exact same time to avoid the other me from disappearing.
But then the science police would have to charge me for travelling through time under the influence and creating a paradox.
And the regular police would have to charge me for driving under the influence.

That is probably why I don't go to very many parties...

I hope nobody takes this seriously... The last time I talked about my car being a time machine, they wouldn't let me drive for weeks...
#18
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i don't know why i feel so dry
#19
I wouldn't do anything. If they wanna say hi then cool. I don't just go around saying hi to people
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#21
well idk i wouldn't wanna be with my friends and some guy comes up like "hey it's me lolmint from ultimate guitar dot com what is up my man" because that would embarrass me greatly

hopefully we could both find each other alone so that wouldn't have to happen to anybody and then i would say hi
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#22
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id be like brah take a toke of this fat blunt and lets chill okay

Based on this, you are the only one I would want to meet at a party.
#23
i would be like hi my name is bob sacamano what is yours ha ha just kidding that is not my name but could you imagine?




#24
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well idk i wouldn't wanna be with my friends and some guy comes up like "hey it's me lolmint from ultimate guitar dot com what is up my man" because that would embarrass me greatly

hopefully we could both find each other alone so that wouldn't have to happen to anybody and then i would say hi

id be like hey bob sacamano its me dead take a toke of this fat blunt lets chill okay
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#26
Guess I'd say hi and ignore the instruments.
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#27
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i would be like hi my name is bob sacamano what is yours ha ha just kidding that is not my name but could you imagine?

i would be like woah man haha what is kramer up to these days??

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id be like hey bob sacamano its me dead take a toke of this fat blunt lets chill okay

ok
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#28
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Who would bring a guitar or bass to a party?



That guy. You know the one I'm talking about.
#31
I'd be like "check your PMs" and laugh in their ****ing gullible face.
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#32
This definitely would never happen

Unless you mean someone brought the bass to a party in which case I'd be like "hi will isn't this a nice basement"
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I wouldn't do anything. If they wanna say hi then cool. I don't just go around saying hi to people

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#33
if it was a proper bro i would be overjoyed
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#34
id trip out, have a quick drunken conversation then probably forget it ever happened
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#37
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#38
We'd jam out on I Cum Blood, durr.

Actually, I'd likely have pregamed and already be drunk and quite personable so we'd have a great time.
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