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I have been to a Renaissance Festival and I loved it
15 25%
I have been to a Renaissance Festival and I didn't like it
2 3%
I haven't been to a Renaissance Festival, but I want to go
17 29%
I have no interest in that nerd shit
25 42%
Voters: 59.
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#1
I will be wearing lots of leather&stuff. Discuss the benefits of alcohol, turkey legs, and eternal friendship.





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#3
Well, alcohol is the nectar of the Gods, and that's why I cry for those who are unable to partake. Mix that with a Ren Faire, and we have a winning combo.
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#4
I didn't know they had nachos and pizza back in the renaissance days
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I didn't know they had nachos and pizza back in the renaissance days



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#7
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I didn't know they had nachos and pizza back in the renaissance days


Pizza can be traced back to BC times in Greece and Italy.
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#8
hah have fun getting the black plague
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#9
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hah have fun getting the black plague


That was a pizza topping back in the day probably
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#10
I would go to one, but I would go alone and never tell anyone I went to one ever.

I'd probably really enjoy myself
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#11
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I would go to one, but I would go alone and never tell anyone I went to one ever.

I'd probably really enjoy myself



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#12
Last time I went was when I was 14. Always had a good time. Wanted to buy one of the real swords, but they were only sold to adults, so I just settled with a wooden one and a shield.

I'd love to go to one again, mostly to get that sword and because, now that I'm an adult, I can participate in all the stuff kid me couldn't(A friend of mine got to fight in a duel before the jousts with someone else form the crowd), but tickets are expensive, and it takes like three hours to drive there with all the traffic.
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#14
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#15
So, it's a giant, expensive fancy dress party?

EDIT: Also, TS, are you the drummer with the glasses?
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#16
Go, but wear the gear required for wubbing or whatever that B.S. is called and if stopped, simply say it's your lance for jousting. Now go and make us proud.
#17
Others pick up on nachos and pizza in the second picture. I notice the flag... That's the royal standard of the UK as introduced by queen Victoria in 1837. Hardly renaissance! Amateurs.
#18
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Others pick up on nachos and pizza in the second picture. I notice the flag... That's the royal standard of the UK as introduced by queen Victoria in 1837. Hardly renaissance! Amateurs.


They're American. 'Nuff said.
#20
I'd let her wrap my chicken if you know what I'm sayin.
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#22
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I'd let her wrap my chicken if you know what I'm sayin.

I bet she's wrapped a whole lot of chicken.

And been basted all night long, too.
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#23
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#24
If it was an accurate depiction the girl in the third picture would be raped, beaten, and thrown in jail for wearing that.
#25
Axel loves renaissance festivals and such. Maybe you'll see him there.
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#27
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I don't have any problem looking nerdy in front of friends/mostly anyone, It's my family I don't want to hear about it

my family gossips so much they could start a daily magazine with 100 full pages and still have enough to share among themselves

If they knew I went to a renaissance thing they'd probably make up stories about how I fell in love with a german girl or play sword fighting(dress up kind, idk what it's called :p ) on the weekends or that I've fallen in to LSD or something else ridiculous and then tell my grandma who then asks me why i'm doing drugs with a german sword fighter

It's ridiculous

So yeah, nobody will ever know
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#29
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If it was an accurate depiction the girl in the third picture would be raped, beaten, and thrown in jail for wearing that.

That's my fetish
#30
Sounds pretty neat. There's one near me somewhere in Ohio that they have frequently, but it's not quite near enough for me to justify going to.

Anyway have fun
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#32
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I will be wearing lots of leather&stuff
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#33
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#35
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I prefer ancient Chinese festivals



I would definitely go to that 好啊
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#36
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Man.. Look at those tits.



Yes there are many cute girls and I will be enjoying them today



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#37
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^

the "renaissance" festival comes to maryland right next to me on the crownsville fairgrounds and ****s up traffic for ages. it's an excuse for shitheads to get belligerently drunk and buy wooden swords and then drive home. nerds come, but not history nerds, just weird ass medieval fantasy nerds who have never read a history book and still haven't washed their balls since they played dungeons and dragons last sunday. and the kids just puke everywhere.

all shit, no one go.
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#38
I've been to several Renaissance faires and have always had a good time.
The last one I went to was about 8 years ago at South Lake Tahoe.

Only thing I didn't like about the one at Tahoe was the smell of the greasy turkey legs cooking.
The smell just hung in the air and actually made me a little bit nauseous. And that was a good 2 years before I became a vegetarian.
The turkey legs tasted damn good though.

And hell yeah, I would go again.






#39
I think I need to masturbate now.
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