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#2
not too many, I'm just not good with accuracy

maybe if I had access to birth records i'd be a lot better at dating people
It's over simplified, So what!

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I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
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Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
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I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#3
Obsceneairwaves was my first everything
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I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#4
i have seen a butt before




#5
Random hook-ups are more interesting - that's the number I keep track of
I hope it doesn't seem, like I'm young, foolish, and green.
Let me in for a minute, you're not my life but I want you in it


O Dayya, te echaré de menos, siempre

Y siempre
Y para siempre
#7
All of them? I've never dated anything but people...
“Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge.”
Charles Darwin
#10
Quote by deadsmileyface
2/10 did you even try


I did ask a hippo out once...
“Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge.”
Charles Darwin
#12
Been in two long term relationships over two years, 6 for a few months and a few other for less
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wtf is a selfie? is that like, touching yourself or something?
#14
Idk, actually "dated" only like 2 I guess. And one was elementary school and I ignored her 90% of the time so I doubt that counts lol
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I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#15
0

I'm not mad at myself over it but since UG isn't primarily fifteen year old's now this looks pretty pathetic.
#17
2. one for 3 years, the next one for like 6 months. now im talking to the first girl again, and im an overly sentimental dope and kinda want her back.
#18
I have never called anyone a girlfriend before, but dated a few girls til I/they lost interest.
#19
Quote by soundgarden1986
2. one for 3 years, the next one for like 6 months. now im talking to the first girl again, and im an overly sentimental dope and kinda want her back.

Don't do it - we leave some people in our past for a reason
I hope it doesn't seem, like I'm young, foolish, and green.
Let me in for a minute, you're not my life but I want you in it


O Dayya, te echaré de menos, siempre

Y siempre
Y para siempre
#20
Quote by Redsectoreh
I have never called anyone a girlfriend before, but dated a few girls til I/they lost interest.


Are you telling my you've never rocked up to work and been like

ohay girlfrieeennd

?
It's over simplified, So what!

Quote by eGraham
I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
Quote by theguitarist
Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
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I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#21
I have dated three beauty queens*


*online
*-)
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i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#24
I've only had three girlfriends. Otherwise, just sowin' 'em oats.
#DTWD
#25
Quote by lolmnt
I have dated three beauty queens*


*online


There are other phish in the sea
#26
There were a couple of girls I had crush's on in school, none of which amount to anything more than casual flirting. Then I got with my current gf. That was 8 and a half years ago. So just one for life for me.

Don't let your boat be empty, don't be a sunken dream
Don't let the boat regret thee, for what you could have seen

#28
Just "dated" about 30.

If you mean 'established, at least, some modicum of a relationship'. about 10.
#30
3, I suppose. I've been on a few more single 'dates', but that doesn't really count as 'dating'.
#31
Quote by whywefight
There are other phish in the sea

This is good, clean funny. Good job!
*-)
Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#33
Quote by jugglingfreak
Just "dated" about 30.

If you mean 'established, at least, some modicum of a relationship'. about 10.


You be dippin' in them hoes, y'all wannabe posers btw.
#34
enough! girls have cooties you know!
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BOB 1. ur 20 and two u like evil things and idk if u worship the devil
#35
Quote by captainsnazz
Enough

Let's just say I have kissed AND touched a butt


Why did you kiss a butt? You lose a bet or something?
“Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge.”
Charles Darwin
#36
Quote by captainsnazz
Enough

Let's just say I have kissed AND touched a butt

Dude how do you do it?
*-)
Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#39
Just 1. We were together for 2 1/2 years, broke up almost a year ago
Guitars:
-Gibson Les Paul Custom Shop Silverburst (Invader/'59)
-Ovation ApplauseAE44II Elite Black Acoustic


Amps/Cabs
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Orange PPC2x12 Cab Black
-Behringer Ultracoustic ACX450 1x8 Acoustic Combo


Wayyyyy too many effects pedals...
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