#3
My happiness is a warm gun.

So how much does a warm gun weigh?
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btw im in hs and im almost 18 so if u do think she was flirting with me dont say that its wrong im almost a grown man.




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#4
2 oz
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But as a bigoted lemming, you have so cry an Alinslyite slur revealing you lack of reason and sense.


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BOB 1. ur 20 and two u like evil things and idk if u worship the devil
#5
Enough to crush me.
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#7
This morning after doing my daily run for cross country training - I had just upped the distance I was running and felt particular drained - my dad told me that pain is weakness leaving the body. My happiness didn't weigh a lot at that moment.
#8
I don't want to brag, but my happiness is pretty good at using the scale

it generally weighs like 2 or 3 times a day
It's over simplified, So what!

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Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
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I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#10
It's like taking a guess at how many jelly beans are in a jar. I can't ever guess right.
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If KFC is finger-licking good, then people would probably suck dicks for Popeyes. That's how good it is.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#12
Quote by Weaponized
never weighed my penis

this was my other joke give it back

never weighed my penis
Quote by Sliide90027
But as a bigoted lemming, you have so cry an Alinslyite slur revealing you lack of reason and sense.


Quote by MusicLord16
BOB 1. ur 20 and two u like evil things and idk if u worship the devil
#13
i have lost around 15 pounds in the last couple of weeks. i was underweight to begin with. i have not eaten in a long time. i do not care to eat.




#15
precisely one metric ****ton
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What does a girl have to do to get it in the butt thats all I ever wanted from you. Why, Ace? Why? I clean my asshole every night hoping and wishing and it never happens.
Bitches be Crazy.

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#16
Quote by ehbacon
This morning after doing my daily run for cross country training - I had just upped the distance I was running and felt particular drained - my dad told me that pain is weakness leaving the body. My happiness didn't weigh a lot at that moment.

pain is my foot in your ass marie
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I've never wanted to see a guy eat dick so much in my life.
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If you are white, you are scum.
#17
Around 3400 lbs

I'm sure it won't take TS to figure out why

...modes and scales are still useless.


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Voted for Patron Çıldırdı.

Thanks
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But our Band is Listana
Last edited by Xiaoxi at Jul 17, 2014,
#18
Just the 1mg per day but I ran out a few days ago.
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ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
#19
Quote by Xiaoxi
Around 3400 lbs

I'm sure it won't take TS to figure out why

Your Australian girlfriend, we know.
Quote by jakesmellspoo
ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
#20
3mg and im out cold
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On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
#21
About 3.50
Minecraft: Sonic
League of Legends: CinoSRelliK


Currently Playing/listening to/Reading:


Kerbal Space Program,
Binding of Isaac
Opeth - Orchid
S. by Doug Dorst
The Martian by Andy Weir
#22
Quote by ErikLensherr
Your Australian girlfriend, we know.

She's Bavarian actually

...modes and scales are still useless.


Quote by PhoenixGRM
Hey guys could you spare a minute to Vote for my band. Go to the site Search our band Listana with CTRL+F for quick and vote Thank you .
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Voted for Patron Çıldırdı.

Thanks
Quote by PhoenixGRM
But our Band is Listana
#27
420 blaze it.


EDIT:
Quote by Xiaoxi
She's Bavarian actually




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#29
It weighs tons and tons because people who are happy are heavy as **** (annoying more like).
#30
mines is obese, it needs help
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Did you hear about the cockney Godfather?

He made them an offer they couldn't understand.
#32
A pack a day to get me by an ounce of weed to keep me high alcohol still numbs the pain somethings in life just never change
#35
Quote by ron666
About as much as my Fender Strat.





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В словах есть что-то неприличное.
#36
Happiness for me was once 120lbs, and I could never quite get there.


Now my happiness is ignited in a cosmic web of relation, pulsing vastly and still somehow calmly.

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it's official, vintage x metal is the saving grace of this board and/or the antichrist




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tateandlyle
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