#2
does it come with a flashlight slot.
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#3
Can I phuqq it?
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#7
Then it watches you when you fvck your girlfriend and uploads pictures to instagram.
Most of the important things


in the world have been accomplished


by people who have kept on


trying when there seemed to be no hope at all
#8
starting tomorrow i am becoming an ascetic monk

gl with your robot shit though that seems fun i guess
#9
a pet robot with facial recognition that randomly takes photos and records you on video, can connect to your house and go threw all your messages...

sounds like a good idea
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#10
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a pet robot with facial recognition that randomly takes photos and records you on video, can connect to your house and go threw all your messages...

sounds like a good idea

What could go wrong?
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#11
Quote by CrAzY-RiLeY
a pet robot with facial recognition that randomly takes photos and records you on video, can connect to your house and go threw all your messages...

sounds like a good idea


And since it is ordering stuff online, I'm assuming it has access to all your credit cards too.

This thing is like having a pet pervert in your home going through your entire life.
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We revolt against ourselves. Mass suicide. The ultimate revolution.
#12
"Say hi JIBO!"

"Hi JIBO! Hehehehe!"


Cheeky little kunt.
The plan was to drink until the pain over.
But what's worse, the pain or the hangover?
Who am I? I'm a titan so be expectin' a clash.
#13
This is how the world ends!

This is how the world ends!

Not with a bang but a whimper.
#15
that's kinda cute

but creepy
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#16
Brought to you by NSA.
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#17
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does it come with a f̶l̶a̶s̶h̶l̶i̶g̶h̶t̶ fleshlight slot.
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#18
christ, that segment was meant to be serious and actually sell this thing? i thought it was satire...i was hoping the robot would start killing everyone in the video or something, so then we would know that it isn't real =(
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#19
So it's basically a smartphone mounted on a free axis with the added function of being totally ****ing creepy?

No thanks.
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#20
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So it's basically a smartphone mounted on a free axis with the added function of being totally ****ing creepy?

No thanks.


Slap an Apple logo on it and it will be the next big thing.
#21
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Slap an Apple logo on it and it will be the next big thing.

Oh, good god NOOOOOO!!!!
#22
When it gets smart enough to become my recording slave I'll invest.

"JIBO, create a new audio track and arm it. I need to double that guitar track real quick"

"JIBO, the latency on that is terrible. Can you align those tracks for me?"
Last edited by mjones1992 at Jul 19, 2014,
#23
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Oh, good god NOOOOOO!!!!



Read that in Hanks voice then cracked a beer n said yup
#26
2 + 2 = 5... Big Brother is watching... Skynet is active... Thinking is for the unintelligent... Blah blah blah.
Is it a coincidence that I was just playing Terminator Salvation on my Xbox 360?

Almost forgot to mention Double-speak.

Also it kind of reminds me of those self tuning guitars I always see advertised on this site.
Lets all listen to the Temples music together.

"Beep beep boop bobity boop... Auto-tune voice... Party, drink and do drugs... Shots! Shots! Shots! Other assorted mainstream mumbo jumbo."

Don't forget to lick it like a lolly-pop!
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#28
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Read that in Hanks voice then cracked a beer n said yup

I always get hank mixed up with Tom Anderson.
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#29
I would never trust a robot unless I built and programmed it myself. I've spent a lot of time using machines as tools and that's they I like it. Push it's buttons and twist it's knobs to make it do a task. The touch screen control panels at the factory kind of freak me out. I seen one where you need to get it's permission to access a gate. My favourite ones are the ones that run on steam. I just sit back and laugh at the garbage material that comes out of those fancy automated assembly lines.