Poll: Scissors or not?
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View poll results: Scissors or not?
Cut for money
16 19%
Just cut it
44 52%
Keep apparently enviable hair
24 29%
Voters: 84.
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#1
For a few years now I've been growing my hair, but the time has come to decide:

Will I cut it off
Will I keep my long hair

I need advice. I'll take anything. Also If I do cut it, I will probably sell it and turn it into a wig or something like that.

What do I do?
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#3
You can't sell it because snazz bought out the company that buys hair with his hair.

Cut it I guess. I don't know what looks best for you or anything.
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#6
Cut it, long hair is gross...

and it fits me just fine


You can also see if you can donate it to one of those places where they make wigs for kids with cancer and whatnot, though they do usually require it to be of a certain length and stuff like that.
#7
Get a haircut everyone loves short hair

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#8
Except when you find short hair on a bar of soap and it's curly and no one in your house has curly hair.
#9
Long hair looks good on probably about 1 in 10 guys, if that, so even without seeing a picture I'd probably advise cutting it
#10
TS how old are you?

If you're around early 20's I think this would be a good time to cut it, being an emerging adult trying to integrate successfully [presumably anyhow] into society and all that jazz.
#13
Quote by matt bickerton
Long hair looks good on probably about 1 in 10 guys, if that, so even without seeing a picture I'd probably advise cutting it



This. Out of all the guys I know who have/had long hair (practically all of them) there is only one that I think actually suits long hair and would look stupid with it short.
Looking back, I don't even think I suited it that much. Only in certain pictures or on stage did it not look stupid.


Other than that I've found that short hair is easier to manage, doesn't feel nasty when the weather is hot and I'm sweaty, I'm less likely to be singled out in public places by arseholes and I don't look like a reject from some obscure early 90's Death Metal band.
Also, there are more women that like men with shorter hair than ones that like it long. The ones that don't like long hair will be pretty likely to flat out avoid you whilst the ones that like long hair seem to not really particularly care about the length at all, based on my experience.


Oh, and the biggest reason I approve of cut your hair:
I no longer get singled out by random drunk guys in bars etc. coming up to me like "Oh my God bro, you have long hair! I might not look like it but I love rock metal like Guns and Roses and Enter Sandman! Do you mind if I talk to you about how much I want you to accept me as your friend and be part of a social group??"
I'm glad I don't get that anymore.
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#17
its really all personal opinion, on what each person likes some like short some like long,

As long as you have a good facial shape for short hair than do it! Hard to know without photos though

If it indeed is long enough 10 inches or longer donate it, as long as theres no previous extensive damage from color products you can donate .
#18
I had it long for years, and about a year ago I cut it short(er, still not 'short' exactly), and I really wish I'd done it sooner.
#19
Cut it, trust me.
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#20
When I had long hair (I was 14 lol) I actually found it easier to maintain (at short length it just wants to bulge out and it is annoying as ****). Sometimes it looked pretty shitty but at other times it looked decent. Even today when people see pictures they think it looks good. They've never seen pictures when it looked bad though. I'm glad I cut it. You should probably do the same, though as everyone pointed out it's hard to tell without a picture.

I have no idea how the hair market works tbh so I won't offer any advice there.
#21
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TS how old are you?

If you're around early 20's I think this would be a good time to cut it, being an emerging adult trying to integrate successfully [presumably anyhow] into society and all that jazz.


no, don't cut it for this reason! that's just what they want you to do!
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#22
So cliché, I play guitar so I must grow my hair out and do drugs and alcohol. Troubled genius. Look at me.
#24
Why not both?

You can cut it and still keep it long-ish...



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#25
Do one of those cut for charity things and donate it to a cancer charity
#26
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Why not both?

You can cut it and still keep it long-ish...



"Look at my glorious haircut." - This guy

This is usually what we Americans call "mid-length".
#27
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no, don't cut it for this reason! that's just what they want you to do!


Gimme a break man it's just hair. When you're a well adjusted adult it's not quite the political statement it was when you were 15.

Granted, some men can pull off longer hair as long as they take care of it. But they are far and few between.
#28
99% cut it, you probably look a mug
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everything that you've come to expect


#29
TS we really can't make a decision unless you show us a picture.
I mean if you are closer to the Ian spectrum of long hair, cut it and cut it fast.
If you are on the Snazz side of the long hair spectrum, keep it.
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#30
cut it for money. it will grow back, and you can do it again.
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#31
Cut it and donate it
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#34
TS won't post a picture because he probably looks like a child rapist in a raincoat.

For that reason, cut.
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#36
I didn't actually see "cut it for money" until after I clicked Just Cut it.
You should donate the hair and get it turned into a wig for cancer sufferers.
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#37
if you have to make a thread about it.... do not cut it. You will regret it.
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#38
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Cut it, and have it made into a really massive merkin.

I like that idea
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man up and cut it. grow a beard instead.

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Why not both?

You can cut it and still keep it long-ish...



"Look at my glorious haircut." - This guy

This is what I was thinking
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TS, get your hair cut so it;s like this:


It already looks like that but darker.
A poem.
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#40
There is only one correct answer when a male with long hair asks if he should cut his hair. That answers is yes.
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