#1
So the head chef at the place I work added some seasoning to my drink during a shift, it tasted like ****ing seawater. I want to get him back with something vile that he won't notice until he's spat it out all over his worktop.
#6
thought this about the tv show.

was gonna bitch about the constant cliffhangers and the it being dragged on unnecessarily to another series
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#7
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thought this about the tv show.

was gonna bitch about the constant cliffhangers and the it being dragged on unnecessarily to another series

My opinion of literally every tv drama ever.

And TS, mix a tiny bit of water with pickle brine and freeze it into an ice cube.

Edit: or just mix in some pure white vinegar.
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#8
Fill up a glass with water and then leave it in a third world country for a week. Then you can both have a good giggle over all his new terrible, terrible diseases.
#9
Alcohol.

I would be soo pissed.
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#10
Or you could switch his chianti with a burgundy. Lolololol, that doesn't go with a red sauce!
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#11
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Alcohol.

I would be soo pissed.

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#12
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#13
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Alcohol.


This would be SUPER hilarious if he was a recovering alcoholic.

His life would spiral downwards lol
#14
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This would be SUPER hilarious if he was a recovering alcoholic.

His life would spiral downwards lol


lolol meth
#16
make peace with him by offering to share a pint or a joint



then put other drugs in his pint/joint!
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#17
Quote by snipelfritz
My opinion of literally every tv drama ever.

And TS, mix a tiny bit of water with pickle brine and freeze it into an ice cube.

Edit: or just mix in some pure white vinegar.



yeah but what makes me interested is if I find any of the main characters attractive, like I do with the main Revenge girl.

same reason I watched Charmed for every single season. was happy when they killed off the meh sister.
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#18
Making your water taste like seawater is fairly harmless, and helps you become a part of the group.

As a result, the only applicable retort is to spike his glass of coca-cola with soap. You can happily laugh your arse off as he's bubbling away not only his sentences, but his intestines as well. Because he drank coca-cola. The numpty...
#19
Or just give him a placebo or something and hope he falls for it.
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You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#21
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Rub your balls over the rim of his glass when he's not looking.


Hahaha
#22
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Or just give him a placebo or something and hope he falls for it.


This.
Stand by, wait till he takes a gulp, starting laughing and say "I can't believe you drank that much! Have fun." Don't break the story, don't say a damned thing and he should start freaking out. Make a quip and walk away.

Eyedrops in the water.
#24
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yeah but what makes me interested is if I find any of the main characters attractive, like I do with the main Revenge girl.

same reason I watched Charmed for every single season. was happy when they killed off the meh sister.

Attractive women and bland stories are what porn is for.
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#25
good to warm up for the porn sometimes rather than jump right in.
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#26
Go to the pet store, get 100 crickets and dump them in his car.

Go to the post office and get a change of address form, forward all his mail to a giant office building.

Glitter bomb. I prefer envelopes over boxes.

Dull his fancy chef knives.
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#27
I too am a fellow restaurateur. I suggest using liquid smoke. By the time it's in his mouth it will be too late. It is beyond bitter.
#28
Replace his water with vodka, place the bottle in his desk. Then have him fired because for being a drunk at work.

Who's laughing now
#29
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Replace his water with vodka, place the bottle in his desk. Then have him fired because for being a drunk at work.

Who's laughing now


I dare say hed notice that his vodka had replaced his water, fairly hard to miss.

If you can somehow hide a single solitary shrimp in his car, like down the sides of the back seat or in the wheel well in the boot then it'll proper stink and he wont be able to work out where its coming from. The stench in this hot weather would be unbearable too
#30
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Eyesrops in the water

Sophomore year of high school, someone did that to one of his teachers. If I remember correctly, he said that the teacher wasn't at school for the rest of the week.
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#31
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Sophomore year of high school, someone did that to one of his teachers. If I remember correctly, he said that the teacher wasn't at school for the rest of the week.


It's probably one of the most wicked things to do to someone