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#1
We're in Spain at the moment, looking at places to move to.

In the process, we go out, have some coffee, or go out for dinner.

People look, or turn around and giggle.

I've got dark hair and eyes, my mom is blonde and blue eyed and there's 35 years between us. It looks like I'm her toyboy, and she's my sugar momma.

I think it's kinda creepy.

What should I do to make it look like we're not shagging and are actually family?
#4
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#5
****in hell
The plan was to drink until the pain over.
But what's worse, the pain or the hangover?
Who am I? I'm a titan so be expectin' a clash.
#6
is she hot though
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#8
would you shag her if she wasn't your mom
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#9
If you cant beat em join em.

Just **** your mum. That way you dont need to be worried about people getting the wrong end of the stick anymore
#10
Quote by LivinJoke84
If you cant beat em join em.

Just **** your mum. That way you dont need to be worried about people getting the wrong end of the stick anymore


what he says.

make your mum get the correct end of the stick.
#11
Quote by arcanom
what he says.

make your mum get the correct end of the stick.

Well, it's not like TS hasn't been inside her before, right?
#13
Quote by slapsymcdougal
Well, it's not like TS hasn't been inside her before, right?


Exactly, just think of it as revisting your childhood home

But with your dick
#15
we don't need pics

but it wouldn't hurt

unless she is not hot
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#18
Quote by Philip_pepper
I'm not gonna post pics of my hot mom.

Right, so she IS hot.

Glad we have confirmation on that, it'll really... help... oooooooohhh god yeeeeeaaaahhh


I'm gunna need a cigarette.
#19
People used to think my sister was my girlfriend
Quote by Fat Lard
Why would you spend tens of thousands of dollars to learn about a language you already speak? It was over before it even started dude

Quote by captainsnazz
brot pls
#20
Quote by Philip_pepper
I'm not gonna post pics of my hot mom.

You just admitted your mum is hot and you wonder why people think you're boning her?
#21
Quote by BladeSlinger
People used to think my sister was my girlfriend


Was that awkward?

Quote by sam b
You just admitted your mum is hot and you wonder why people think you're boning her?


So ugly people can't bone each other?
#22


Phil they're talking about you all over the UK.
The plan was to drink until the pain over.
But what's worse, the pain or the hangover?
Who am I? I'm a titan so be expectin' a clash.
#23
Would you rather have not ****ed her and have everyone think you did? Or have ****ed her but no one think you ever did?


Stolen question originally about a goat but it still works.
#24
That's hot.

On a more serious note, my life plan is to shag a rich old women and inherit her fortune.
I'd assume you were living my dream if I saw you with an older women.
#25
Quote by stratkat
That's hot.

On a more serious note, my life plan is to shag a rich old women and inherit her fortune.
I'd assume you were living my dream if I saw you with an older women.

So your life plan is basically to be Max Bialystock?
#26
Quote by stratkat
That's hot.

On a more serious note, my life plan is to shag a rich old women and inherit her fortune.
I'd assume you were living my dream if I saw you with an older women.


The funny thing is, she's ain't poor.
#28
are you sure she is your mother
O.K.

“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson


O__o
#30
Quote by Diamond Dave
where are you staying? I can bang your mum for you if you like


This is COD all over again.
#32
Quote by Philip_pepper
Was that awkward?


So ugly people can't bone each other?

More for the people asking, I think

"This your girlfriend?"
"Sister"
"Oh"
Quote by Fat Lard
Why would you spend tens of thousands of dollars to learn about a language you already speak? It was over before it even started dude

Quote by captainsnazz
brot pls
#33
Quote by Wormholes
Would you rather have not ****ed her and have everyone think you did? Or have ****ed her but no one think you ever did?


Stolen question originally about a goat but it still works.

I choose the first one.
Quote by Carmel
I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

ಠ_ಠ
#34
Quote by BladeSlinger
People used to think my sister was my girlfriend


Probably shouldnt have felt her up in the bus station
#37
Quote by slapsymcdougal
Same. And not just because my mum really isn't hot.

If my mom had been super hot, I might have chosen differently though.
Quote by Carmel
I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

ಠ_ಠ
#39
real men love their mothers to the fullest no matter how hot they are
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#40
They're probably laughing at you because you choose to go out with her rather than spend all day banging her.
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
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