#1
Hello, my name is Vlad. I live in Siberia in Russia, I'm 18 years old. In our country there are almost no ****ing work for teenagers, and I love to play guitar real metal, but I can not afford to a good guitar. please help me, please send me at least a a dollar that I could buy a good guitar and play real music.



here is my email address on paypal: dezasteri@ya.ru
#3
What kind of guitar can you get for a buck?
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#4
Start impaling people.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#5
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What kind of guitar can you get for a buck?


IKR

A skag head came up to me in town the other day and asked for 20p for a cup of coffee

I gave him 40p and asked him to get me one too
#6
Yeah this isn't sketch at all.

But gotta give him credit for getting straight to it
#7
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What kind of guitar can you get for a buck?



you are not completely understood me correctly, I mean that if each person sends me at least $ 1. I can afford to buy a good guitar.
#9
If you're that desperate for money, you could always become a rent boy.
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#10
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you are not completely understood me correctly, I mean that if each person sends me at least $ 1. I can afford to buy a good guitar.


Yeah but then youll want an amp.

Next youll be after a Klon

Then a Dumble.
#12
Why don't you just buy bananas?
BEWARE THE BANANA ARMY.

I SAY, I SAY, BEWARE THE BANANA ARMY.

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#13
As much as I'd like to donate a couple of £ if this is actually legit, giving away my paypal account and my email address isn't something I'm willing to do. How do I know that I'm not just setting myself up to be scammed?
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#14
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you are not completely understood me correctly, I mean that if each person sends me at least $ 1. I can afford to buy a good guitar.


How much do you need?
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Go ahead and spend your money, I don't care. It won't make you sound better.


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Sure upgrading your gear will make you sound better.


#15
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As much as I'd like to donate a couple of £ if this is actually legit, giving away my paypal account and my email address isn't something I'm willing to do. How do I know that I'm not just setting myself up to be scammed?


This. Part of me would actually love to send him £3
#16
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How much do you need?



the total amount of $ 600 was enough for me
#17
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the total amount of $ 600 was enough for me


Greedy bastard you can get a guitar for miles less than that
#18
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Yeah but then youll want an amp.

Next youll be after a Klon

Then a Dumble.

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If you give a Kremlin a Crimea.
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#19
I'll send you foreskin clippings. Those are worth about a buck.
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#20
All of you who use the forum should give me $0.50 for my services. I promise to be twice the guitarist this guy would be, if this funding works out.
O.K.

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#21
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All of you who use the forum should give me $0.50 for my services. I promise to be twice the guitarist this guy would be, if this funding works out.


2 times zero is still zero

trolololol
BEWARE THE BANANA ARMY.

I SAY, I SAY, BEWARE THE BANANA ARMY.

They say when they finally attack, all the impostors will peel themselves. In order to tell if you have been assimilated, check for a zipper somewhere near your pelvis.


#22
your services aren't worth fifty cents


seriously i didn't even bust
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What does a girl have to do to get it in the butt thats all I ever wanted from you. Why, Ace? Why? I clean my asshole every night hoping and wishing and it never happens.
Bitches be Crazy.

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#23
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your services aren't worth fifty cents


seriously i didn't even bust

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#24
You guys don't know how hard I work for this community.


ok how about this, everyone gives me $5 and I buy a speedboat and you can all have one 5 min trip in it if you are in the area.

help me become a great boat racer.
O.K.

“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson


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#25
i hope you bring a lifejacket on that boat ride


can't guarantee you don't mysteriously drown in a speedboating tragedy
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Bitches be Crazy.

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#26
How many people do you think frequent here?
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#27
if you come to california i will give you my used string saddle
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#29
If everybody sends me $10, I'll get breast implants and everybody gets to fondle them for 5 minutes each after the operation.
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#30
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If everybody sends me $10, I'll get breast implants and everybody gets to fondle them for 5 minutes each after the operation.


SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MoNEY
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What does a girl have to do to get it in the butt thats all I ever wanted from you. Why, Ace? Why? I clean my asshole every night hoping and wishing and it never happens.
Bitches be Crazy.

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#33
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if u stop listening to&playing metal i will give u £1 towards a macbook pro


+1

I'll give you a fiver to stop playing metal.
#34
if just four people send me £1, I'll finally achieve my dream of owning £4
#35
This doesn't look sketchy at all...maybe I should start doing this all over the Internet!
#36
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just sell missiles to the taliban

He said hes russian not murican.
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#37
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He said hes russian not murican.

So swap Taliban for Syrians or whatever.
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