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#1
Here's a rundown of my last two nights:

Night one:

-It's around 1:30, and I'm actually feeling tired, which I get pretty excited about. Getting to sleep at 1:30 is pretty early for me.
-A portal leading directly to the lowest level of Hell opens
-A wasp comes out and flies around my room
-I sit in sheer panic. In order to go to open the door as an attempt to flee, I'd have to walk right through the wasp's flight path
-After a while, the wasp literally just disappears. Just vanishes.
-It reappears, just to mess with me.
-Disappears again.
-I spend a good 45 minutes trying to find it. It's nowhere to be found.
This is what Hell is like. The constant state of anxiety and stress in knowing that there is a wasp, but not knowing where it is.


Night two:

-I assume the wasp is gone, cause I slept with the door open, and I haven't heard or seen from it since
-Getting tired again, at around 2, so again I'm kind of happy again.
-Wasp literally phases through the wall on the side of my bed and goes straight for my head
-Momentary panic. Do I run and risk agitating it more, or do I stay and risk getting stung?
-I run
-Wasp just lazily sits on the window sill
-Eventually it finds a gap between the screen and the frame of the window, and it finally leaves

Definitely the two most stress-inducing nights I've ever had, hands down.


I was getting mad pareidolia the whole time, which definitely didn't help.
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#3
If you would just led God into your life, this could all have been avoided.

Let God into your heart, and his earthly representatives into your butt.
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#5
You think that's bad
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as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#7
Wasps are not bees. They are wasps. Wasps are horrible creatures.

Bees are fat, fuzzy, and just want to be left alone to do their business. They're tiny flying cats.
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#9
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My biggest fear at summer camp would be drinking down a wasp that crawled into my soda can when I wasn't looking

See now imagine that but with sleep as well. I do not want to get woken up by a wasp stinging me repeatedly.
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get a better house with less cracks bro

That doesn't prevent Satan from opening portals in the middle of my bedroom though.
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Wasps r scaree

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If you would just led God into your life, this could all have been avoided.

Let God into your heart, and his earthly representatives into your butt.

God is in my life and heart already
Not in my butt though, maybe that's where I've gone wrong.
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Exactly, but with more terror
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Wasps are not bees. They are wasps. Wasps are horrible creatures.

Bees are fat, fuzzy, and just want to be left alone to do their business. They're tiny flying cats.

Yeah but "How I learned to stop worry and love the wasp" doesn't sounds as nice


For reference, this is what Satan sent to kill me:
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/snip

God is in my life and heart already
Not in my butt though, maybe that's where I've gone wrong.
/snip

Praise Jesus!

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#12
Those are some big ****ers. I'd be sleeping with my .22 at my side if those were flying around the house.
#13
That picture is actual size as well.
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#17
I just posted for the Kubrick reference.

Man up TS, unless you have spiders as big as the Aussies do, you've no reason to complain
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Man up TS, unless you have spiders as big as the Aussies do, you've no reason to complain

You're right. I should also stop complaining about the unemployment and poverty issues in the western world, because none of them compare to Sierra Leone.
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You're right. I should also stop complaining about the unemployment and poverty issues in the western world, because none of them compare to Sierra Leone.


Exactly. And stop complaining about the water having fluoride in it in North America compared to the lovely diseases in the supply for other countries

Blow whatever I say out of proportion all you like lmao. The fact is a small insect that you have a massive, /massive/ upperhand over is scaring you. Keep a fly swatter handy if it rustles your jimmies so, not hard man LOL.
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Exactly. And stop complaining about the water having fluoride in it in North America compared to the lovely diseases in the supply for other countries

Blow whatever I say out of proportion all you like lmao. The fact is a small insect that you have a massive, /massive/ upperhand over is scaring you. Keep a fly swatter handy if it rustles your jimmies so, not hard man LOL.

DID SOEMBODY SAY FLUORIDE????!!!
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Exactly. And stop complaining about the water having fluoride in it in North America compared to the lovely diseases in the supply for other countries

Blow whatever I say out of proportion all you like lmao. The fact is a small insect that you have a massive, /massive/ upperhand over is scaring you. Keep a fly swatter handy if it rustles your jimmies so, not hard man LOL.

I've never complained about having fluoride in my water. If you can find where I've said that, then I'll delete this thread.
That's still a crap argument. If it was something actually harmless I could understand. But the last time I had a run-in with a wasp, it stung my eyelid (very narrowly missing my actual eye), so I'm really not too keen on them. It's not like this wasp just wanted to dance in the fields with me. This thing was sent straight from Satan to kill me.
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I love this thread


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#25
stop being a ****ing idiot and hang out with the bugs it's not a pitbull it's not gonna try and kill you
#26
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I just posted for the Kubrick reference.

Man up TS, unless you have spiders as big as the Aussies do, you've no reason to complain

Same here
However, I've lived in Australia my entire life and seen many different types of spider, that wasp scares me more than all of them combined, it can fly and dodge a swatter, you can kill a spider with a shoe, as is the accepted spider killing weapon in Australia.
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#27
^My man. *highfive for Kubrick* The sheer size of some of the spiders I've seen through various vids of those spiders though. I'm sure it's just a minority, but still. I'd rather fight 10 wasps than one of those bigger-than-a-fist spiders

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I've never complained about having fluoride in my water. If you can find where I've said that, then I'll delete this thread.
That's still a crap argument. If it was something actually harmless I could understand. But the last time I had a run-in with a wasp, it stung my eyelid (very narrowly missing my actual eye), so I'm really not too keen on them. It's not like this wasp just wanted to dance in the fields with me. This thing was sent straight from Satan to kill me.


And I never brought up unemployment rates Don't be a hypocrite just to bolster yourself.

The only crap points here are that you've made no attempt to kill or capture said wasp and instead cowered in fear lmao, and expected me to know your confrontational history with these insects. I'll admit, wasps are assholes, they don't really pollinate, and generally just fu.ck shit up.
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And I never brought up unemployment rates Don't be a hypocrite just to bolster yourself.

The only crap points here are that you've made no attempt to kill or capture said wasp and instead cowered in fear lmao, and expected me to know your confrontational history with these insects. I'll admit, wasps are assholes, they don't really pollinate, and generally just fu.ck shit up.

you're still bitter that dead's thread about the UG Black theme was better than yours, right?


And I pretty much make every attempt to not kill things, so if it takes 'cowering in fear' to not kill something, I'm fine with that.
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#30
Why do ypeople use spoiler tags when there's no spoilers or the text isn't that big?
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you're still bitter that dead's thread about the UG Black theme was better than yours, right?


And I pretty much make every attempt to not kill things, so if it takes 'cowering in fear' to not kill something, I'm fine with that.


Work, music and drink had caused me to forget the next day, so no


I don't kill things either, got a small spiderbro in my bathroom. But if it invades and intrudes as much as the wasp you've described, I make a point of capturing and relocating it. Only time I kill is if it's crawling on my chair or bed, that conduct is unacceptable. You even said that you saw the spot in the window in which it ex-filtrated (and no doubt entered from.) Start with patching that up.

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You even said that you saw the spot in the window in which it ex-filtrated (and no doubt entered from.)

Your reading comprehension clearly isn't very good. It entered through a portal from the lowest level of Hell. It did not enter through the window.
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The entrance to my house has an overhang that collects heat, and cellar spiders like to live there. One day I went through with a broom and destroyed their habitat, but about a month later a spider showed up again. I meant to kill it, but I kept forgetting, and decided to name the spider Dwight. I gotta tell you, a better friend I never had. It's a hobby for me to check the comings and goings of Dwight now.
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Your reading comprehension clearly isn't very good. It entered through a portal from the lowest level of Hell. It did not enter through the window.


It would be your reading comprehension that is lacking. I was referencing you because you had said it exited through a crack in the window, then interjected my opinion with the brackets. Stop trying to nitpick what I say, you've done wrong each time so far

Fix your window, capture the wasp.
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It would be your reading comprehension that is lacking. I was referencing you because you had said it exited through a crack in the window, then interjected my opinion with the brackets. Stop trying to nitpick what I say, you've done wrong each time so far

Fix your window, capture the wasp.
Simple solutions for an simple problem, made difficult by a simple mind. heuheuheuheuheuheuheu

You clearly have problems thinking then, if it is of your opinion to just straight up deny facts.

my solution was actually the simplest. Sitting in quiet fear is much simpler than attempting to either capture or kill an agent of Satan
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The entrance to my house has an overhang that collects heat, and cellar spiders like to live there. One day I went through with a broom and destroyed their habitat, but about a month later a spider showed up again. I meant to kill it, but I kept forgetting, and decided to name the spider Dwight. I gotta tell you, a better friend I never had. It's a hobby for me to check the comings and goings of Dwight now.


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You clearly have problems thinking then, if it is of your opinion to just straight up deny facts.

my solution was actually the simplest. Sitting in quiet fear is much simpler than attempting to either capture or kill an agent of Satan


No logic to be found here, other than a steadfast belief in thine self. Typical Pit

I sent the wasp, deal with it.
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I sent the wasp.

Well this makes sense at least, as opposed to all the nonsense you've been spewing non-stop in this thread.
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Well this makes sense at least, as opposed to all the nonsense you've been spewing non-stop in this thread.


Lmao, just because you like to ignore key points in others statements to suit your needs, and because you had your logic of exaggerating a topic turned back on to you, doesn't mean I'm spewing nonsense

Was fun though, good show old chap.

I'll be sending more wasps in the near future, take care.
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