#1
https://www.tytnetwork.com/2014/07/23/9-year-old-boy-marries-62-year-old-woman-video/

Eh

"A 62-year-old woman in South Africa named Helen Shabangu has married a 9-year-old boy, Saneie Masilela. Watch a clip from the wedding in the video.

To make matters even weirder, the newly married couple were watched by the bride’s long-term husband, who she has five children with. The Shabangus claim the wedding took place after they were told by dead ancestors to go ahead with the ceremony."
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#2
playaaaaaaaaaaa
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#4
It is cool to date an older lady, but this is pushing it, I think.
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#8
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Hot.

confirmed that Phil wants to marry his mum
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#10
Shabangu

Sha bang u

Someone find a joke there
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#11
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confirmed that Phil wants to marry his mum

Or a 9 year old boy.
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#15
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Knock knock

[Who's there?]

Shabangu

[Shabangu who?]

Sha bang u even if u aint old enuf

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#16
The original husband is sharing his wife with a nine-year old.

Beta as f*ck.
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#17
When I was eleven I broke the patio window and my mother sued me... She's always been a very aggressive litigator.
#19
Damn it, Helen Mirren isn't old enough for me.

But an even better question: If you could marry a 9-year old, who would it be?
#20
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inb4 "if the genders were reversed everybody would be freaking out"

It's gross reversed and how it is, i won't freak out about it, because apathy.
#24
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inb4 "if the genders were reversed everybody would be freaking out"

that's kinda the point of half the jokes in this thread. Still trying to figure out if the other half are serious
#25
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inb4 "if the genders were reversed everybody would be freaking out"


It should be gross either way because the kid is only 9 years old. He should be no more sexually active than a toddler.
#26
It's weird how I'm more bothered by the fact that they say she already has a husband and has kids with him.