Poll: Have you ever done a fat chick.
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View poll results: Have you ever done a fat chick.
Hells yeah, more cushion for the pushin'
3 21%
I have a weak pelvis, and cannot risk it
5 36%
Just that one drunken time.
1 7%
TS secretly likes fat chicks
5 36%
Voters: 14.
#1
Today I woke up, and it hit me that I got drunk and did a fat chick last night. I don't know how I feel about it, though I did laugh a few times today. Have you ever done a fat chick, and how did you come back from that?

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#4
yep. lost my v to one. she wasn't obese but she was hefty.
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#6
Quote by Trowzaa
yep. lost my v to one. she wasn't obese but she was hefty.

HEFTY HEFTY HEFTY
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#7
I wish, regular sized girls are boring
You hit 'em and they get back up
I hit 'em and they stay down
- Frank Castle
Last edited by cha33 armstrong at Jul 24, 2014,
#8
Quote by eGraham
HEFTY HEFTY HEFTY


I do not understand
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#9
Yes I did. Twice. Same girl.

S'all good man

My mate came down the next morning (on the first time) and was giving me shit and was trying to rip into me.

I was all like "at least I had sex with someone and now my hand" He didn't carry on for long
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btw im in hs and im almost 18 so if u do think she was flirting with me dont say that its wrong im almost a grown man.




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#10
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I do not understand

Its from family guy
You hit 'em and they get back up
I hit 'em and they stay down
- Frank Castle
#11
Oh, Family Guy is shit
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#12
I was about to make a mirror thread saying I was a fat chick and a drunk dude raped me but i felt it was in bad taste.
ayy lmao
#13
Quote by chookiecookie
I was about to make a mirror thread saying I was a fat chick and a drunk dude raped me but i felt it was in bad taste.


But probably a more accurate account
Quote by lambofgod127
btw im in hs and im almost 18 so if u do think she was flirting with me dont say that its wrong im almost a grown man.




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#14
Quote by cha33 armstrong
Its from family guy

No it isn't

It's a garbage bag commercial. I'm sure it's been on Family Guy, though.
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#15
I've never been drunk enough to do that.


I would deny everything and burn the evidence. I would knock her out first though, otherwise shes going to waddle around screaming whilst shes on fire and that will just attract attention. Plus fat people take longer to burn, so you want to make sure she's not wobbling around setting all your stuff on fire and crushing it.


On another note, I find super thin girls equally as disgusting. Why do people find it so hard to keep a healthy weight without going to one of two extremes?
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#17
Quote by slash_GNR666
But probably a more accurate account




8/10 post. Would read again and recommend
ayy lmao
#18
No, I just don't find fat chicks attractive. Slim types with great arses all the way.

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#19
Well, I'm a straight woman. So no, I have never done a fat chick. Does that answer your question?


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#20
Quote by EndTheRapture51
No, I just don't find fat chicks attractive.

i'm sure the feeling is reciprocal
#21
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No, I just don't find fat chicks attractive. Slim types with great arses all the way.

Like TaySwift
You hit 'em and they get back up
I hit 'em and they stay down
- Frank Castle
#22
Quote by kimberlydawn
Well, I'm a straight woman. So no, I have never done a fat chick. Does that answer your question?


I'm a straight woman too and I've done fat chicks.

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#23
Didnt bone her, but I remember waking up one morning with someone's number written on my hand and in my phone. I had no idea how/whos it was but over the course of the day it came back to me.

The night before in a bar I was wasted (obviously) and chatting to this hot girl, I was trying it on with her too >.> It was her number.
Anyways, a couple of days later I saw her in town and she was all "y u no call?!". Me, having no idea who this er.. large lady stood before me was, tried to get her name/some info to know how she knew me.

Yeah.. she was the "hot girl"

fkn beer goggles

/shitstorybutmakesmelaughthinkingaboutit
#24
Quote by kimberlydawn
Well, I'm a straight woman. So no, I have never done a fat chick. Does that answer your question?

Since when was kimberly a female name?
You hit 'em and they get back up
I hit 'em and they stay down
- Frank Castle
#25
Quote by kimberlydawn
Well, I'm a straight woman. So no, I have never done a fat chick. Does that answer your question?

Yeah right, you just need a taste of the old fish taco to convert you.
#28
Personally, I bang fat chicks to make me feel thin.
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#30
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i shag fat chicks for banter

Plus, it's like ****ing a bouncy castle.
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#32
Anyway, back on topic.

TS, did she have boobs like watermelons, and breath like rotten eggs?
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#33
wondering if TS's fat chick is actually fat or just not the media normative
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